[S07.E02: No Moore Apollogies]

Have we discussed the irony of NeNe's "wig on top of a wig"(TM islandgal!) look in light her history with Kim Z? Bye, Wig, indeed!

 

I'm calling this now: Once Not-My-Mama Joyce gets nice and comfy in her 7-bedroom estate, she will suddenly discover that she needs a full-time maid or assistant to help her around the house.

[S07.E01: Bye Bye & Bon Voyage]

Cry more, Apollo. WTF was he talking about?: "I built this place!" *Flashback to him giving instructions to workers who already knew what they were doing* Girl, bye.

 

While Apollo did get all the looks in his family, I could see a definite resemblance to his mom around the eyes. O_0  Brother maybe had a little more sense, but I must say his eyes were set rather close together. I laughed when the brother offered to bring Ayden and Dylan to visit their daddy in prison - as if Phaedra is going to allow that.

[Phaedra Parks: Undertaker, Esq.]

That DListed article and the comments on it are about to get me fired.

 

When Apollo is free in 2022, he should see if Theresa Giudice is single. That'd be a match made in remedial Heaven.

[Phaedra Parks: Undertaker, Esq.]

Probably for the best.

 

http://instagram.com/apollonida03

 

"I am about to go asunder." Guards, lock him in the library with your largest dictionaries.

[Phaedra Parks: Undertaker, Esq.]

Fix it, Jesus.

 

Please let him be hiding out with Kenya.

[Phaedra Parks: Undertaker, Esq.]

No strippers for 8 years. Gotta get those lap dances in.

 

How does divorce go when one of the parties is in prison? Apollo is screwed on everything - especially custody and especially since his wife is a lawyer.

 

Eagerly anticipating Juviality: From Convict to Con Man and Back Again - My Story by Apollo Nida.

[Phaedra Parks: Undertaker, Esq.]

Damn. Kentucky. Apollo won't be getting many visits, "conjuvial" or otherwise, from his soon-to-be ex-wife.

[S02.E02: Truth Be Told]

Some of the scenes with Justin seemed (shocker!) staged. The part where he was drinking at church then passed out on that dude's shoulder was inappropriately funny.

[S03.E04: Destination Destin]

Made the mistake of watching this for the first time yesterday and I see the situation has... not improved.

 

My feelings can be summed up by the multiple shots of whichever K-child casually inserting a power drill into his mouth. Power drill. Mouth. No one blinked.

[Phaedra Parks: Undertaker, Esq.]

I know who won't be making ignorant comments at the next reunion special. Bloop!

 

I'm picturing Kenya and Brandon off together somewhere clinking glasses. I hope Kenya sends Apollo some 8x10 glossies of her and her ass to hang in his cell.