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Porsha is steady trying to lock down some NFL checks. I AM saying she's a gold-digger. It could not have been more obvious the way she was trying to move in with and get this young dude down the aisle after only a few weeks of dating. Ugh, TACKY. If she were smart (which we know she is not), she'd prey on millionaires in other fields. NFL money is volatile. And if she sincerely wants to get married, she needs to avoid the African princes. She's too dumb to hook a young professional, so maybe she should just have flings and focus on her lingerie line. Cynthia is frustrating to watch. Cut your losses. Don't worry about what anybody else is saying - just kick Peter's trifling ass to the curb.

Thank you. As a child of the 80s, my mind immediately went to Swaggart. And he still has a television ministry to this day!

Josh confesses (Official Duggar Family Blog)

Doug is scared to leave and I can't say I blame him. Jackie would be climbing through his windows and snatching his people up for all times. Look at how she acted when Malaysia went on a pre-authorized What's Wrong With Your Girl? meeting with Doug. I think Doug has counted the costs and realized it's just... safer to stay put. Let her stay busy with her cognacs and charity events and girls' trips. And while she's occupied outside the home, Doug is truly alive. Do be have an official medical diagnosis for Jackie yet? The symptoms are delusions and profound dumbness. Is there something like that in the DSM thingy or does she have a whole chapter to herself? When her "diamond" fell out, I fell out. I've been dead since Sunday. Lawd.

Yeah, that's not how you kiss your niece -- or your grandaughter, Peter. Will "You Big Dummy" Cynthia wake up now?

I wasn't the biggest Willow fan, but no way she should have gone home before Chris, Noah and Robert. This is just ridiculous. I think we know the voting demographic: older women with poor judgment. Thank the lord Derek is going to recover quickly. We just don't see enough of him.

I hope Kim's sober living companion knows that [Her] Sobriety is OFF LIMITS.

Woo. That was not a good look, Marla. That attitude is not acceptable for anyone over the age of 5. Congrats to Dr. Now, because I might have resorted to the Bitchslap Method when she was pouting and rolling her eyes at the people trying desperately to help her. I'm not convinced she is trying harder now. After Dr. Now left her house (!!!) she was back in the bed, "leg excercises" or no. If she really lost 250+ pounds she should be trying to stand up every day to build up her leg muscles for walking. Of course, I was sure she was going to be dead by the end of the episode, so... progress? Yay. Marla's daughters and Pauline's son need to get together and start a support group.

Add me to the chorus of haters of Noah's song selection. Was there no Toby Keith "Proud 'Murican" song available? Ugh.

He is a nice surprise. So, skinny though! R5 is him, his sister, brothers and friend.

But why did he even pick up the drill? Unless he was doing some last-minute home improvement, I'd say it was to intimidate her. Above all, though, Apollo is just plain dumb. NeNe on WWHL: I think she is saying "bridemaid" as many times as possible now, just to fuck with us.

I came here just to mention this. That scene was totally bizarre and it looked like a re-shoot after the fact. Do they normally talk directly to the cameras when not on the TH couch? Anyway, that was fake as hell.

Schwartzie's tie was like a Mexican charro (cowboy) tie. He should have gone all out with a sombrero and gold-embroidered mariachi suit. It wouldn't have looked any worse.

I think Robyn said on Twitter that Dayton is a nickname that combines his first and middle names: "David __ton". I forgot what the middle name was. She also said that he is known as "David" at school.

Did I hear Logan say he is "not religious"? It was when they were talking about Madison's conversion. All the older kids are backing away from the trainwreck.

I believe James has a studio apartment. I'm guessing the Beamer takes up most of his income. This is your boyfriend, Kristen.

These grifters.

In Penny's episode last year, they had moved to Texas for the surgery. I think it showed them moving back to Maryland at the very end. Penny's bed has to be near the kitchen so she can cook. o.0 And supervise all food-related activity that goes on in the house. She's just a regular mom, y'all. She's posted pics of more of her recipes on Twitter, including veggie soup with ham. I shit you not.

So, Penny made Liam's birthday cupcake tower? As the party guests slowly set the cupcakes back down... I didn't realize Penny has an older child and a grandson, apparently?

How often are the sheets changed? D: Does Edgar not have any friends or family that can give him a pep talk? So, what if he brings Penny the wrong food? What's she going to do -- stand up? Penny must have bomb disability checks is all I can figure. Remember in her episode last season they said friends and family donated money for them to go to Texas for her surgery. I wonder how those who gave her money are feeling now? I wonder what her stomach is like now. Doesn't it stretch back out again if you continue to overeat?

Why did Jax look so greasy on the shuttle from the airport? Blecch! He is repulsive in every way.

Chelsea looked nothing but embarrassed when Yamir was rapping or whatever. He is going to end up resenting her when his music career fails. Yamir's English has not improved and it won't as long as he stays in the middle of nowhere with Chelsea's family. Whoever said Ramadan would suddenly be 365 days long was right. I don't feel sorry for Danielle or Mo. They both got what they deserve: each other. Out of all the couples, Jason and Cassia seem most likely to make it. Whodathunk it?

I have seriously learned so much from this thread. On every aspect of life.

The real love match of this season has to be Jason's dad's wonky eye and Danielle's wonky eye. Jokes aside, Jason's dad does have a paid-for house and takes care of his children well into their adulthood. Might be a good option for Dani once Mo runs away for good.

Oh, Madison is good and crazy. Like, your own family calling the cops on you crazy. And it appears that Tony lacks that thing where you notice the warning signs in people. I think it's called "good judgment". He already has an crazy ex/stalker and will very soon regret engaging Madison. I can't wait to hear more from Madison's family. This gon' be good! Violetta is not a nice person, but I think I understand why. Sylvia - normalish so far. Nicole - hilarious, normal. Bruno - normalish meathead dudebro type, but I think we saw a clip of him in a physical fight with his brother? Jason - normalish. Tony - thinks with his penis. Madison - Cray.