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Great opening from NPH. Noticed there wasn't a lot of dancing. Probably for the best since it was wordy and he would have been out of breath. Anna Kendrick is totally the new Anne Hathaway. Liked the Jack Black cameo.

OMG, ABC, get it together. You do not get to interview people inside the theatre. It is the RED CARPET for a reason.

I decided to open up twitter just cause (@VintageSnarker) but I'll just be tweeting the funniest things I think up here.

Lady Gaga is dressed like Eva Peron.

Debating whether or not to keep twitter open. I'm sure with my attention so divided my spelling has already taken a hit. If the interviews were going to be so garbage I wish they'd just march them up to pose in their finery and then let them go (e.g. the fashion cam but with cards explaining who they were).

Trial for her husband's killer, maybe?

LOL. Is anyone really going to watch that Juliette Lewis/Ryan Phillipe show? Just typing that felt ridiculous.

Honesty time. White ladies. "Natural" hair does not mean quite the same thing for you. You still have to use a brush. Stop listening to Nina Garcia. That is all.

I'm sure Reese and Scarlett and J. Lo will be presenters so I'll just throw in my thoughts later during the show. Update: Fucked My Way Up to the Top -Lana del Ray. My Spotify shuffle is feeling cheeky as well.

Nothing wrong with maternity. I still remember Catherine Zeta-Jones at an awards show while she was pregnant. I am a straight woman but damn, her chest looked amazing. It often goes wrong but like plus-size fashions, there's no reason it can't work if you've got a designer who is actually willing to use their brain.

http://www.latinorebels.com/2015/02/09/racism-in-boyhood-is-the-worst-kind/

Spotify shuffle has chosen that creepy cover of You're the One That I Want from that Chanel commercial. Feels about right.

I lost the remote again so I'm just going to make my preliminary choices now. 1. Felicity Jones 2. Julianne Moore 3. Laura Dern 4. Lupita Nyong'o 5. Zoe Saldana

You know what's fantastic? All those Oscar prediction articles and videos will be irrelevant tomorrow.

Spotify shuffle has switched to Lily Allen. Yeah, all this music is probably not helping me buy into the stupidity of this night. I should have really listened to something light and poppy. Be prepared for a super snarky version of me tonight.

Great job, Dakota. I have movies coming out. I don't know when. Way to capitalize on that momentum.

Guys, why do the awards start at 8:30? I just realized this. I have work tomorrow. You know they're going to go an hour over or something ridiculous. (By the way, I have no idea why I'm particularly pissy tonight. I think it's a combination of listening to Fiona Apple right now and still recovering from being sick.) I switched to ABC since E! has given up on getting interviews.

Ugh, fucking Zanna. I couldn't even make it through the entire All Stars season. I quit shortly after Threads wrapped up. Get off my TV!

The "gorgeous" Georgina Chapman is looking like an antique tonight.

How does Rita Ora walk in that? Is she singing tonight? Does she have an album yet? Guys, can someone explain to me why Rita Ora is at everything despite not really... doing... anything? Joan Collins is going to be on The Royals!?! Watching it. It's not going to be Gossip Girl. But I'll at least watch an episode if I can remember to tape it.

I think the blue pops beautifully on the black background of Cate Blanchett's gown but I think Lupita and maybe Sofia Vergara have already done the big blue statement necklace. Yawn.

Anyway, she looks lovely. She could teach all the other plus-sized ladies a thing or a hundred about dressing to flatter your figure.

Guy, move your fucking head, I want to see Octavia Spencer! Oh, she's with that kid from Red Band Society. I could only get through the pilot. And just barely. That was officially cancelled, right?

I don't mean to be callous... but I don't fucking care about your "car accident" right now, Khloe Kardashian.

Not loving Cheryl Hines' dress. But still. #Suburgatory #Selfie