Nezzer

King: Ramsay Bolton Hand of the King: Joffrey Baratheon Lord Commander of the Kingsguard: Samwell Tarly Master of Coin: Dontos Hollard Master of Laws: Viserys Targaryen Master of Ships: Khal Drogo Master of Whisperers: Ned Stark Grand Maester: Gregor Clegane

Bolton, because I'm a sick bastard.