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Andy being Tamra’s PR rep at the end was annoying as hell. I suspected there would be an insta-reconciliation between Shannon and Tamra, and it really makes me wonder if the two of them plotted this falling out to get the audience to empathize with Shannon and keep them from turning on her for the DUI. Shannon didn’t seem the least bit upset that Heather and Tamra kept quiet for months that John admitted to hearing the crash. I’m a little surprised GIna was so happy to see their reconciliation: Shannon could easily drop her now that she has Tamra back and clearly she’s willing to go as low as she can when she’s anti-Gina. I feel like this might be the beginning of Jen’s villain arc for next season (whether it lands as such with the audience remains to be seen). She was not happy to be thrown into the Alexis corner and have to witness the absolution of Tamra. Although I think everyone was being unfair expecting her to forgive Tamra since she refused to go scorched earth against Alexis. Why didn’t everyone demand Heather forgive Katie since Heather's still cool with Alexis?

OMG Britani. “This is bullshit, WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE???” Loved the faces everyone pulled right after that hissy fit. Sorry Friend, you’re going to have to sit and let the full time cast members have their moments. I wish she’d have been the friend of to fade off the show instead of Meili. Heather’s ego is out of control. Congrats, everyone loved the line “Receipts! Proof! Timelines! Screenshots!” Doesn’t make you the queen of the show now. The comparison to Vicki the cancer scammer is right on, both of them seem to think it’s their duty to haze the newbies. The “OG” trio all seem to have severe listening comprehension issues. Heather wouldn’t listen to what Bronwyn was actually saying and is completely making up that Bronwyn intentionally excluded her, Lisa totally misconstrued Angie’s remarks about the plane seats (possibly misheard or maybe just lying to just stir up shit), and Meredith only heard half of what Mary said (so much for those hearing aids). Plus all three of them thought Angie was saying that Gianni Versace was commissioned to design Abraham Lincoln’s plates. I hate the notion that Heather might feel vindicated in dismissing Todd considering what an asshole he is. He pretty much told Bronwyn right in front of the cameras that she needs to quit the show right now.

I noticed during the lunch with PK and Mauricio (and what's up with the franchise featuring lunch dates with husbands without the wives present? Salt Lake City just did the same thing a couple weeks ago) that Mauricio was doing the same thing he did in his scenes with Kyle last year. Reacting to everything PK was saying by making odd facial tics and acting with his eyebrows like he's Joey Tribbiani. I swear, the more experience Mau gets in front of the camera, the more uncomfortable he gets. That or he can't even film a scene without being high as a kite, which could become awkward with his newly sober bestie.

I still think they are. That or PK sobered up and thought to himself "what is up with that awful fake accent? i can't listen to that for one more second!" If they really are separated/divorcing, how awful for Dorit that she'll lose access to Boy George for impromptu concerts at any future parties. I think Erika witnessed her spirit animal on stage at Sutton's party. Funny how Kyle acted mortified when the lyrics and choreography weren't all that different from her current BFF Erika's. The only difference was cat costumes instead of shirtless men. Kyle: I can't say her name for obvious reasons Garcelle's TH: uhh it's a little late, we all know who MORGAN is. Editors: fills screen with multiple tabloid headlines with MORGAN's name in black and white HA! Did Kyle's mystery buddy in production move on to bigger and better things? Someone's losing control of the narrative. See also: clip from Bravocon that clearly shows that Dorit "ranked Kyle last" was a joke from the spilled drink and that Kyle completely took it as such. Suddenly it's the straw that broke the camel's back. Right. I still dislike Doorit immensely though. I'm only bearing this to hopefully witness the final implosion of the Fux Force Five Four Three Two. Boz is going to lose me quickly if she becomes a Dorit stan. Which production will probably insist she be since Kyle, Garcelle and maybe Sutton all dislike Dorit now. At least Crystal and 8.5 can take solace that their firings may have just saved their marriages.

There is going to be a Real Housewives of London. Does make you wonder if they’re trying to woo Caroline back to England. If it’s true that Dubai laws forced producers to constantly intervene during arguments to avoid anyone going to jail, then I doubt this show is ever “unpaused.” Dubai is interesting but not a great place for a franchise primarily featuring women who get drunk and scream at each other in public.

Wow. Rankings according to Alexis: God Spouse Children hmm… why the divorce then? None of the women seemed impressed with Alexis’ rankings. I can’t believe i didn’t put it together that Shannon was the one who got Alexis’ orange after she was fired. (I consider Lizzie the recipient of Gretchen’s since she took over the role of Tamra’s foil.) That would probably explain why Alexis came in so hot. Way to not be John Jansen’s mouthpiece by parroting his diss. While it may feel satisfying at the moment, Shannon didn’t need to get so petty, she already had the moral high ground and everyone but Jesus Jugs knew it. Hearing one “Friend” dig was fun, but by the fourth time it was like okay we get it, you’re the star and she’s the cameo. So was Tamra calmly saying “she didn’t defame him” the big “Tamra came to Shannon’s defense at the reunion” moment that everyone from Tamra to Andy to Jeff Lewis has been praising? Pffft. Considering Tamra was co-defendant, what else was she going to say to that? Katie totally co-signed on that TikTok video.

This week on Real Husbands of Salt Lake City… the husbands act like a bunch of bee-yotches. Yea Lisa, clearly the common denominator between the Lisa/Angie and Lisa/Bronwyn arguments is… Whitney. 🙄 I mean, if we’re going to throw a third party under the bus I’d say Heather was more of an interloper there. She fanned the flames of the Angie/Lisa argument and dragged Lisa into her fight with Bronwyn. Will Lisa stay in Palm Springs indefinitely until she can procure first class? To be continued…

Sorry Brandon, but you’re wrong. Apparently per Gordon this season is The Egypt Show and the rest of you are just acting in it.

I suspect the producers told the ladies who demanded Monica be fired that fine, they’ll fire her, but they’d better bring the drama this season to make up for it. And so as a result they’re all extra with the squabbling, Lisa in particular. I can’t explain the fresh food complaint however, that’s just unhinged.

If Todd thinks that was drama, he ain’t seen nothing yet. He clearly regrets Bronwyn doing the show. I think I liked it better when Lisa and Meredith were feuding.

If she's allergic to idiots, why is she BFF's with Tamra "cyst and deceased" Judge?

What’s with all the flashback clips for scenes we never saw. I’d have liked to see more of Gina and Shannon's conversation regarding the Travis gossip. Gina’s being really generous this season if Shannon’s excuse was “i can’t remember doing that thing. Of course i would have told you if i remembered.” Was she shitfaced again that day or just lying? While it’s true Shannon didn’t bring it up, i think that’s only because she didn’t have a source other than Travis’ ex. is Gina the first HW who’s ever flat out called Tamra a narcissist? I keep giving myself false hope that Tamra might actually get what’s coming to her this reunion. Of course Alexis got dolled up in a decent dress while telling everyone the theme is to be tacky. “Oopsies, i didn’t mean to get my hair looking this great.” She’s totally the girl who would show up wearing white to someone else’s wedding. That clip of Katie’s 6 year old son asking Katie at the table if Heather was mean to her again was pretty damning for Katie and her daughter, IMO. That said, it’s a rather petty thing for Heather to get hung up over, but then again Katie or Heather could tell each other the forecast calls for sunshine and would declare the other a pathological liar if there’s a single cloud in the sky. Shannon needs to take a break from the show. She’s not well. Strongest person in this group she says. Wow! Granted Tamra and Alexis are the ones who helped put her in that state so they can fuck off too.

Either Bravo mixed up episode orders, or maybe they had to cut it for time to show an important lunch between two of the husbands, as if they’re the cast members.

Who the fuck does Heather think she is? She must have been projecting when she accused Bronwyn of making her sing for her supper because she clearly was offended at Bronwyn didn't actually get on her knees and beg for forgiveness for doing... the exact thing Heather did. And of course Heather has to comment on what a crappy (no pun intended... yuck!) house Bronwyn has. And then Heather has the nerve to make a black eye joke in her talking head to the very people she threw under the bus for a convicted felon. Heather is acting like she's the OG of the SLC already, but 5 of 6 season one cast members are still on the show, so the arrogance is completely unearned. That or all the attention she got for "receipts! proof! timelines! screenshots!" went completely to her head. I'm not sure whether to be amused at the uncut footage of John trying to park, or to be annoyed that clearly the joke was supposed to be the audience was meant to think to themselves "okay which of these silly wimmins can't drive... *GASP* it's a MAN??!?"

She already got her pause. The next one needs to be permanent. And if she stays, then contrary to what I see people begging for all over social media, I do NOT want to see Gretchen, Cancer Scammer, or That Dodd Woman return just because they all dislike Tamra. There's got to be plenty of new blood with a 949 area code who also dislike her.