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Sorry Brandon, but you’re wrong. Apparently per Gordon this season is The Egypt Show and the rest of you are just acting in it.

I suspect the producers told the ladies who demanded Monica be fired that fine, they’ll fire her, but they’d better bring the drama this season to make up for it. And so as a result they’re all extra with the squabbling, Lisa in particular. I can’t explain the fresh food complaint however, that’s just unhinged.

If Todd thinks that was drama, he ain’t seen nothing yet. He clearly regrets Bronwyn doing the show. I think I liked it better when Lisa and Meredith were feuding.

If she's allergic to idiots, why is she BFF's with Tamra "cyst and deceased" Judge?

What’s with all the flashback clips for scenes we never saw. I’d have liked to see more of Gina and Shannon's conversation regarding the Travis gossip. Gina’s being really generous this season if Shannon’s excuse was “i can’t remember doing that thing. Of course i would have told you if i remembered.” Was she shitfaced again that day or just lying? While it’s true Shannon didn’t bring it up, i think that’s only because she didn’t have a source other than Travis’ ex. is Gina the first HW who’s ever flat out called Tamra a narcissist? I keep giving myself false hope that Tamra might actually get what’s coming to her this reunion. Of course Alexis got dolled up in a decent dress while telling everyone the theme is to be tacky. “Oopsies, i didn’t mean to get my hair looking this great.” She’s totally the girl who would show up wearing white to someone else’s wedding. That clip of Katie’s 6 year old son asking Katie at the table if Heather was mean to her again was pretty damning for Katie and her daughter, IMO. That said, it’s a rather petty thing for Heather to get hung up over, but then again Katie or Heather could tell each other the forecast calls for sunshine and would declare the other a pathological liar if there’s a single cloud in the sky. Shannon needs to take a break from the show. She’s not well. Strongest person in this group she says. Wow! Granted Tamra and Alexis are the ones who helped put her in that state so they can fuck off too.

Either Bravo mixed up episode orders, or maybe they had to cut it for time to show an important lunch between two of the husbands, as if they’re the cast members.

Who the fuck does Heather think she is? She must have been projecting when she accused Bronwyn of making her sing for her supper because she clearly was offended at Bronwyn didn't actually get on her knees and beg for forgiveness for doing... the exact thing Heather did. And of course Heather has to comment on what a crappy (no pun intended... yuck!) house Bronwyn has. And then Heather has the nerve to make a black eye joke in her talking head to the very people she threw under the bus for a convicted felon. Heather is acting like she's the OG of the SLC already, but 5 of 6 season one cast members are still on the show, so the arrogance is completely unearned. That or all the attention she got for "receipts! proof! timelines! screenshots!" went completely to her head. I'm not sure whether to be amused at the uncut footage of John trying to park, or to be annoyed that clearly the joke was supposed to be the audience was meant to think to themselves "okay which of these silly wimmins can't drive... *GASP* it's a MAN??!?"

She already got her pause. The next one needs to be permanent. And if she stays, then contrary to what I see people begging for all over social media, I do NOT want to see Gretchen, Cancer Scammer, or That Dodd Woman return just because they all dislike Tamra. There's got to be plenty of new blood with a 949 area code who also dislike her.

Not Bass Lake and the family van! 🤣

Poor Emily is stuck there by default I think. The four women on left couch all hate Tamra more than she does, and she’s probably between Tamra and Heather because it would be excessively cruel to make her sit right next to Alexis.

Shannon and Tamra (as well as the third amiga who’s been blissfully absent lately) are toxic as hell. It’s no wonder they only have allies, not friends. As opposed to Gina/Emily and Jen/Katie which are legit friendships

I realized that so much of the drama this trip could have been avoided if, rather than using Tamra and Taylor for investigative matters for the past several years, Shannon had gone to her former cast mate with demonstrable experience in undercover detective work: Very sloppy, Shannon. I blame the booze.

Tamra thought she was dropping the mic. Problem for Tamra is, Gina knows full well that she and Shannon were in a horrible place last year. So it’s not really that much of a surprise. And Gina’s right, there was nothing the slightest bit altruistic or groundbreaking because it’s Tamra, not Shannon who has now put it out there in front of the cameras. I hated how Shannon treated Gina last year but this is more serious than bragging about saving Gina’s family from CPS or bringing up gossip about Travis’s dick size. What Tamra put out there in her revenge attempt is a big part of the reason Gina kicked Travis out of their home, and now Gina may have to do damage control anyways. About time Tamra got told enough already with the screaming about alcoholism. It was nice that Shannon noticed and thanked Gina and Emily for defending her. Bringing out the cake and singing happy birthday seconds after Shannon left felt really contrived. Surprised the producer wasn’t caught on an open mic saying “aaaand action!” Interesting how suddenly and out of the blue Tamra and Katie are totally over each other. Heather and Tamra have nobody but each other at this point. Well, except for Johnny J and Jesus Jugs.

Angie was funny, awkwardly walking her uninvited guest through the food options. Was Lisa trying to get Brittani and the others pissed and blaming Angie for Jared's arrival? I'm such a good friend I'd have told him to leave." So Justin is buddies with Jared? Did Whitney ever bring that up? Guess Salt Lake City really is a small town given that all of Brittani's beaus have 1 or 2 degrees of separation from at least one person in her friend group.

She looked like Tracey Ullman’s character in Robin Hood: Men in Tights