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Damn it, I actually liked Kyle again when she was crawling in the sand holding the wire carcass of her lantern yelling “wait I can fix this!” Can’t we have more fun moments and less divorce drama? *sees preview for the rest of the season* Oh :(

I figured Heather would declare war on Bronwyn the moment it was mentioned that she too received a DM from Rihanna her first season. That's Heather's claim to fame, and what started her on the ego trip she's been riding since the season 1 reunion. Sorry, Heather, you should have been more careful about who you ride or die for.

Mauricio getting DMs but not answering them can't be the thing that caused Kyle to say she'd lost her trust in him per one of her confessionals. She heavily implied he cheated. That or Kyle decided to borrow from Heather Gay's (RHSLC) playbook with the black eye and was playing games with producers during her interviews. Either way I can't blame any of the women for assuming there was infidelity, even if IMO Sutton's just trying to stay in Kyle's good graces since half the cast (Erika, Doorit, and Doorit's minion Boz) already hate her.

I think she can be shrewd and has a sharp memory until it's convenient not to, but I'm reluctant to consider anyone smart who replies to learning a villa was built over 700 years ago (the Spain trip last year) with "wow -- Jesus times!"

FFS Lisa, just admit that your loyalty is to the grandparents. Also, Lisa should be thankful to Angie who, without the high body count hair drama, wouldn't have given Lisa the opportunity to plug Kerastase and score her an actual advertisement for them.

"But, but! It says right there in the text! You provide the jokes and I provide the laughing emojis (because he gets mad if you don't laughing emoji him)! And it says right there in blue and white, I would never repeat anything you've told me. Seeeeee? You should be ashamed for even trying to bring it up" Way to go Big Kathy. Three daughters with maybe enough brain combined for one person. Maybe.

On WWHL Lisa said her text was about Meredith, and that Meredith took it "with stride [sic]" but she didn't detail what it said so I'm presuming it was an extension of the hot mic incident. She said she couldn't remember anything about Meredith's text. I'm annoyed that those two were cut for time, when we could have done without Friend Of's "I'd rather have tea with Bronwyn than Mary." And Friend Of's fifteenth 'storm off and wait for the producers to prod someone to go check on her' scene While it was funny for a second, I felt bad for the waiter at Heather's suck up to Lisa luncheon when the whole table kept repeating "I loooove thaaaaat" while the poor guy was just trying to get their order and get the hell out of there.

Every time the OGs gasps in horror at a mention of Monica, I just roll my eyes considering they stan for Jenn Shah. Lisa pretty much admitted on WWHL that she intentionally deflected rumors onto Angie to get back at her for not defending her against Whitney earlier on the trip. With fronds like her, who needs enemies? Bronwyn seemed to realize too late that she erred in throwing everyone under the bus to try in vain to get back into Lisa’s good graces. Something tells me Brittani has an actual burn book in her bedroom. Then again maybe she’s not emotionally old enough to make one yet. Who’d have thought Angie and Mary would end up being the friendship goals of this show?

If Lisa and Heather (Bad Leather) manage to talk Andy and Bravo into rehiring Jenn after her release, which I'm convinced they want, I'll probably quit the RH franchise altogether.

Shannon got sympathy because Tamra was going in hard on her all season. As soon as everyone toasted at the reunion, Shannon and Tamra were buddy-buddy again. I still think they set this up as a storyline and that Tamra "took one for the team" and faked niceties with Alexis to garner the audience's rage to make sure there was no DUI fallout. I still find it remarkable that Shannon's mug shot was wiped off the face of the earth. I can't think of one single instance of a "celebrity" keeping that from leaking.

It could be that the entire cast was impacted by the fires and nobody could make it to the clubhouse, but it seems convenient that the night we find out Kyle's been untruthful about the texts, her bestie Andy focuses WWHL entirely on RHNY.

Doorit’s shit-eating grin as she was storming out of the Viper Room. I could see her thinking to herself “and to think those stupid c*** producers were about to fire me along with the child bride!” Hypocritical of Doorit to dismiss women being jealous of friendships when she spent an entire season competing with Kyle and Teddi to be the #1 Vander Puppet. Kyle’s quite dim if she thinks that text vindicates her. Yikes.

Careful! Meredith might accuse you of making fun of disabilities.

“I never use sleeping pills. Well except a few times a year on anuninnernational flights.” I wonder if Meredith realizes yet that Heather was messing with her with the whole sweeping the room for bugs.

The same time that Crystal and 8.5 were fired, there were rumors that she was getting demoted to friend unless she came forward with the separation storyline. This is the one of most desperate attempt to hang onto to a contract role that I’ve ever seen on this franchise. Sure, Doorit, you were always being nice to Camille before you finally had enough. Like the time you called her a stupid c***. Or the time you had a hissy fit at getting a ball gag as a joke gift, even though you did something quite similar with Erika and the panties a year prior. Boz’s only role is to even out the reunion couch seating chart. Kyle of all people, accusing Doorit of grasping for things to get mad about. LOL.