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I would like to see it more structured, like this is a cake challenge, everyone must make a cake. This is a cookie challenge, this is a plated dessert challenge. Also, a step back from the gore. They could do beautiful tarot cards or day of the dead skulls. How about a buffet spread for kids with whimsical characters and another for adults with classic horror themes.

Aaron annoys me. Not sure why, maybe I’m just old. The sheep was just weird looking, the zebra didn’t look good or sound like it tasted good. The pig head looked simplistic. Maybe I need to start drinking some of Lillian’s coffee when I’m watching the show.

I have Dish, and I had to add it manually because Dish had it listed as a repeat.

Betelgeuse is actually the name of a star. It’s pronounced beetle juice, so I guess someone thought it was cute.

I remember going there and being freaked that he was “breathing.” They had the figure’s chest moving up and down. Yeah, still a little freaked by wax figures because of Harpers Ferry. In my opinion, clowns, wax figures and dolls are all poor choices for advertising.

I’m sorry, who has black truffle as their go to ingredient ? It’s like $80+ an ounce. Also, if you want more salt in your food, pick up the salt shaker and add it.

It’s ba-ack. This week was the usual make anything that represents you or where you’re from. Next week seems to be everyone use a grain. Maybe they’ll be more structured this year. One can only hope.

I’m sure cheesecake with a gelatin topper can be very photogenic, but who would want it in real life? It sounds like a horrible combination. Personally , I only eat gelatin when I need to for medical reasons. Then again, I don’t want chili in my desserts and don’t feel the need for “texture” in an otherwise soft, creamy dessert, so what do I know.

And there wasn’t any last minute twist, at least that I could see. Yeah!

Nestle Crunch commercial with people at the airport. It starts out as a crunch noise and devolves into a pig snorting sound. Gets on my last nerve.

I thought that, if decorated slightly differently, the tulip cookies would look like baby Groot.

I think there may have been another edited twist. Rochelle and Alex’s cake featured two little treats (truffles? Small cakes?) held up by the elephant’s nose. Sabrina and Kate had a little bucket filled with peanut shaped treats. Robert and Nickey had macarons. I couldn’t really tell on Anne and Steve’s, but I think it had some flower shaped cookie trim.

The only place I have seen baked Alaska on the menu recently is a cruise ship. It’s also the only place I’ve seen molten lava cakes in the recent past. so, I zipped through the last episode and it looked like everyone, including Alex, had a flag of some sort. Maybe he was given the option of not doing one and just did it anyway?

There’s a Maybelline ad with Mindy Kaling where some dude calls her mam, and when she asks if he calls everyone mam he says no, just people your age. It’s for makeup that is supposed to hide signs of aging. So I guess it doesn’t work. Or I’m confused. And annoyed.

We use Dish tv and for some reason the show scheduled in the time slot for episode 2 of this season is showing up as a repeat of a season 5 show, so our automatic recording scheduler didn’t work. I set the recording up manually since I am assuming this is a mistake on Dish’s part. Don’t know if anyone else is affected, but you might want to check.