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Lima Bean

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  1. Lima Bean
    Next week we discuss clean cosmetics, vegan and cruelty free
  2. Lima Bean
    Try an oil cleanser. I wear an unholy amount of eye makeup, and the oil cleanser works best. I like SkinFood black sugar and L’Occitane Immortelle.
  3. Lima Bean
    I used to sell perfume back in the day. I’m a perfume snob.
  4. Lima Bean
    I think cowboy types iron and starch their jeans.
  5. Lima Bean
    I don’t think Dr Paradise has a wife.
  6. Lima Bean
    I love Dr Paradise. I wish I’d see him around town. Of course, I’d have to leave the house first.
  7. Lima Bean
    If they’re sitting in the car in the heat they’ll fry.
  8. Lima Bean
    As a Houstonian, I have no idea where they are.
  9. Lima Bean
    And it actually DRIES the dishes.
  10. Lima Bean
    Mom’s hoping to get paid with her own show.
  11. Lima Bean
    This show is only fun when Dr Now is snarky and mean, and the poundicipant is a crazy failure.
  12. Lima Bean
    How old is Mom, 53?
  13. Lima Bean
    The cat says, “Leave me out of this!”
  14. Lima Bean
    Nothing in it for her.
  15. Lima Bean
    I need charts to figure out most of these family situations.
  16. Lima Bean
    I’m going to a scrapbooking convention in Dall-ass tomorrow. How’s that for exciting?
  17. Lima Bean
    I live in Texas. Everything is more than 300 miles apart. An EV would not work for me.
  18. Lima Bean
    Dude, you’ve got a full head of hair. Enjoy it while you go it! Other men will be jealous.
  19. Lima Bean
    Straight men have absolutely no clue when it comes to styling themselves. Where are the Queer Eye guys when we need them?
  20. Lima Bean
    Oh, no. It just got worse. The shaved head.
  21. Lima Bean
    It is absolutely impossible to look cool wearing those things.
  22. Lima Bean
    Taking out 6 munts of trash before he qualifies for “Hoarders.”
  23. Lima Bean
    I hope they come in WWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
  24. Lima Bean
    Mom’s going to introduce him to Marlboros.
  25. Lima Bean
    Sassoon jeans
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