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Farrah, influencing waxers, changing the world. Pretty sure this interaction did not happen or the waxer was smart enough to know what she needed to say to get a good tip. Those hashtags, oof.
Sophia was at a theatre camp of some sort with kids her own age, so looks like she had some fun this summer. She looks like Wednesday Addams next to all these tan, mostly blonde kids. While they are wearing regular summer shorts and tees, emo goth Sophia is wearing a long sleeved sweater and purple hair in her face. I love it! She also has a Tiktok up with her boyfriend going to Build-A-Bear. That's right, Teen Mom kids are now old enough to date. That's how long this has been going on. Oof.
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19 hours ago, AnimeMania said:
If only Marci had heard of concealer, I wouldn't of had to sit through this BS.
That was my exact thought as well after it was over 🤣
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Okay, I'll start. That was bad. That was very bad. If you haven't watched it, I'll summarize.
Girl gets teased in high school for having a birthmark on her face. Learns how to apply makeup to cover it. Goes to clubs to pick up random people to have sex with, torture, kill, and bury in her cellar. Why does she do this? Because of being teased in high school. Also she has a husband who helps her bury bodies. Yeah.
This was a bad show.
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10 hours ago, oliviabenson said:
🤦♀️ She thinks she is a good mom… ummm no you are not.
I mean, she took her to a podcast AND a dinner. That's an amazing mom!
1 hour ago, Marisagf said:She’s a damn good mom…no wait! That’s Amber!
Amber can accomplish anything as long as she can do it lying down on her sofa
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On 3/11/2018 at 9:22 PM, Neko said:
So, I was googling former ANTM winners (why no, I don't have a life!), and stumbled upon this interview with C1 winner, Adrianne Curry:
She talks about leaving Hollywood, and how she's selling Avon, now. Not modeling for Avon, just selling it.
Interesting.
I realize this thread is old and probably not read much, but anyhow. I bought this planter from the Christopher Knight collection and I always think it's funny how Peter Brady owns a furniture/design company (among other things). So I went down a Google trail because I remembered he had married C1 winner Adrianne and I wondered what she was up to. So yeah, living in Montana and selling Avon products. She is also very right wing and not shy about sharing her political views (pro-gun/anti-abortion). Her blog is here . She's also pretty active on Twitter. She is besties with Shannon of all people (from C1). I'm guessing that coincided with when she found religion bc Shannon was the super-religious one that season. She also gave up smoking pot and has turned into generally an unlikable person. . . or maybe she always was unlikable and the pot made her tolerable.
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“Regardless of what the tabloids say, or preach, or pray, or hope that I would be a bad mom—and also Teen Mom hoped that I would be a bad mom—I am the most amazing mom. I go above, I go beyond, and yes, I even took my daughter to a podcast and a dinner tonight. There were no other 13-year-olds there, but why not?"
Sure, why not?
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I didn't understand why Bryce came back at the end. The first two ghosts had unfinished business - the janitor wanted to apologize (although unsure why he had to be so menacing about the whole deal) and the ex-girlfriend wanted revenge for being murdered (totally get that one). What was Bryce's deal, though? He's just mad about being dead and so is going to kill Jaslyn? It was the ex-girlfriend that led to his death unless I missed something (and I'm not going to watch it again).
Also, was her "job" selling jewelry on Etsy or a similar site? No wonder they were broke.
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Farrah posted a short clip of her fingernails on fire. So that's something. Check out the Instagram profile from our champion speller. Her comedy tour is going to be for humanity. For humanity! That profile pic is showing how she has slowly been morphing into Debz OG: the vacant stare, the ridiculous outfit, the weird background.
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8 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:
Well kiddos looks like we're in for Farrah's take (word salad) on the Roe v. Wade decision. We only have to wait until 7/25 (only 13 more days!) according to her YouTube channel:
At least it looks like she go her horse mane, I mean extensions fixed but she still looks like a 50 y.o. Karen real estate agent.
What challenges in life has Sophia overcome? Other than having Farrah for a mother and can't really say she's overcome that yet. Time will tell.
She's been on a rant for several weeks on Twitter about abortion. I can't even read those. Regardless of how you feel about abortion, I don't think either side wants Farrah as their spokesperson.
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On 7/2/2022 at 2:01 AM, Cinnabon said:
Not CBD. They’re great, you can search for them easily. Legal everywhere. I won’t say more because it’s off topic.
I'm going to thank you for this little tip because I do not live in a legal state and normally have to buy things from sketchy sites that require bitcoin.
Farrah has been strangely silent lately. Must be hard at work on that comedy routine. Here is a picture of Farrah looking young and fresh. Hard to believe there was a time when she was able to work with customers and be normal.
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Leah got new veneers. I thought her teeth looked fine before, but she's got money to blow on stupid things that she does not need. Of course she also bought Jaylan some new teeth as well. Because buying someone new teeth in a new relationship is a thing. Sure, why not?
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2 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:
If you haven't already, she has a 30 minute Harvard "review" up on her Youtube channel that is an absolute hoot and a half. If that's what she means by comedy, then I say go for it.
Ah, Farrah, such a special blend of narcissistic crazy. You should check out her Yelp review of Harvard. There are so many awesome other reviews by Farrah as well. All of her reviews are one star or five star, no in between. She either cares about things not at all or 10,000 and crazy percent.
I am so looking forward to this comedy special. It's going to be something.
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It doesn't really matter because she has dropped out of the Harvard program. She had a fit last year when she was locked out of a Zoom class for being late and when the professor suggested that she take a more remedial writing class. She then made an Instagram story of herself setting her Harvard sweatshirt on fire with a blowtorch... as one does in these situations.
Below is the intro to the paper she wrote that caused her professor to suggest she take a lower level course. The rest of the paper and the professor's response is on Reddit. The professor was actually very nice and professional, but of course Farrah went on a rant about "educational abuse and batterment".
In other news, she continues to deny that she has ever been charged.
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21 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:
https://www.etonline.com/farrah-abraham-former-teen-mom-star-charged-with-battery-after-nightclub-altercation-in-january?amp
I think I got the copy and paste thing. Took awhile. Hope I don’t have to figure it out again.Y’all are sleeping at the wheel. This is fucking hysterical shit (ode to Farrah’s Only Fans). The ET article above actually has a response from Farrah. It’s classic Farrah. 😂💩
I must be sleeping at the wheel! I would so love to see Farrah go in front of a judge and say, "For my mental state, I will not be engaging further per my doctor's orders."
And wasn't her stay at the trauma center due to her alleged rape?
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On 6/14/2022 at 11:44 PM, ljenkins782 said:
Nice of her to divide her kids into hers + foster kid. Not sure what that kid's situation is, but if they thought they found a home, think again apparently!
I'm sure she did that just to remind everyone that she is a foster parent. Then everyone will tell her how amazing she is for doing something so selfless. That's a backdoor brag.
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On 6/11/2022 at 10:46 AM, Snarky McSnarky said:
That child has never seen a day of school. Yet Farrah gets away with it.
She has been calling Sophia her best friend since she was born. No, that is not your best friend. That is your daughter.
In other Farrah news, I wandered over to her snipfeed page. Some interesting items there. The Get Hired Now Pack is only $1.99 and you get 21 items. Tempting.
There's also a link to something called the Farrah She Shed where she sells her adult/porn stuff. You can get a one minute Zoom call with Farrah for only $10. Or you can get a three minute whip cream shower video for just $100.
Then there's this :
It takes you to a lovely site called the scat shop. It's as disturbing as you are picturing. Farrah has three videos for sale. The one and only review:
– April 24, 2022
Purchased this so you wouldn’t have to. This is obvious a staged video. Food items were used instead of the real thing. That goes for the other two she posted as well- I recognize them as videos I have purchased a while back on her OF account. Although it’s a hot video, for the steep price of $200 I expected the real thing. Very disappointed.
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The twins with Corey's family. Gracie has turned into Leah circa 2010 complete with a perm and bangs.
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1 hour ago, DawnDavenport said:
How does she continue to get away with this crap?
https://pagesix.com/2022/06/09/farrah-abraham-appears-to-share-ex-mack-lovats-d-k-picture/
As a bonus, further down there is a heavily photoshopped picture of her in a bikini showing off her ASSets. Is that where she stores her food for the winter like a squrrel?
That's what fascinates me about her - she does all this horrible stuff, treats people like trash and never has any consequences for her actions. Also, I'm holding out hope that she does do standup comedy. I am dying to see that. She has no sense of humor and is easily offended and always defensive. Perfect combo for a comedian.
In other news, she owns another denim bikini. I mean, seriously now.
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S02.E05: Bloody Mary
in American Horror Stories
I knew as soon as the one girl did not tell the others what Bloody Mary asked her to do, it was going to have to be kill her sister.
I zoned at the end, so I may have missed something and rewatching does not sound appealing. The original Bloody Mary was in the mirror because she killed an innocent (or at least I believe that was the explanation). Then she gets out and Bianca is now stuck in the mirror. But Bianca (and I am only 40 percent sure that was her name) didn't kill any innocents. She killed her older sister (no idea on her name), but only in self defense. So . . . why did Bianca wind up in the mirror? Also, if original Bloody Mary was in the mirror for killing an innocent, how did killing three other innocents free her? I probably should stop looking for meaning in this show.