IOU Payne
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Maybe it's just me, but after reading pages of discussion about Liam and Wyatt, I'm craving Chicken and Waffles. In fact, I'd like to see them starring in a sitcom entitled just that.
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Who would have known she had a motorcycle license, and was so adept at maneuvering one in heavy traffic in a foreign country.
Had the plane landed 15 minutes earlier, she would have been flying a chopper.
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Liam is pissed off because Wyatt gave her a huge honkin' diamond. Why do I keep singing "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it" every time he mentions that. Did Floating Emily Post Head come and give him an etiquette lesson on gifting?
Fuck a duck. I get so pissed off every time a woman is robbed of her voice and her agency on this show (not that Y&R is any better....)
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RIDGE IS A TOOL
Once more with feeling! I seriously don't think Prince William has 1/1000th the sense of entitlement of Ridge, and Will is in line for a much more significant inheritance.
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How I wish Brooke and Liam had busted in on Quill in the middle of something kinky--one of them chained to the bed or something. I would have paid good money to see everyone's reactions.
Hells to the yeah! Liam's reaction would have been gold, baby! Seriously, the actors playing Liam, Wyatt and Caroline are wasted on soaps and should be in a sitcom.
The set-up: Two guys, rivals for the same girl, discover that they are half-brothers and that their father is a sketchy but powerful publishing magnate who is best known for his caustic persona on a business start-up show called the "Raven's Roost". One of the half-brothers is sincere and hard-working, and the other one is a momma's boy with questionable ethics. The so-called nice guy owns a food truck specializing in... wait for it... waffles. *rimshot*. His head chef wants to pour herself all over him like first-grade Vermont maple syrup, and wacky hijinks ensue. The momma's boy has baggage of his own, namely his cray-cray mom and his grandmother, played by Valerie Harper, who spends her time Googling everything she sees on Dr. Oz.. Tune in to "How You Met Your Father" Mondays, after 2 Broke Girls.
Now wasn't that easy???
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We'll behave, but can we be counted on to not have any fun without Ina???? That's always been a challenge!!
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What about a hot night with NuRidge? I finally figured out who he reminds me of: OriginalRecipe Angel from BtVS, complete with the diagnosis of centuries of chronic and severe depression. As you've probably figured out, I was Team Spike. (a.k.a. $Bill)
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B&B: What's Up Today at Forrester Creations? - Daily Chat
in The Bold And The Beautiful
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I honestly don't know what C&W (Chicken and Waffles) see in Hope. She's drippy, not especially intelligent, and everyone has to tell us how awesome she is because we wouldn't see it for ourselves. I keep hoping Chicken will find an intelligent woman with his mom's smarts but without her personality disorders and deliver snappy dialogue like "Moonlighting" had, and Waffles will find some schmoopy "Notebook" lovin' girl who'll be entranced by his Sad-Eyed Liam of the Lowlands demeanour. Otherwise, it'll be years of the characters trapped in a revolving door love story.