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Another crazy talking point in today's crap-chat. What in the fresh hell is Kelllmeeee talking about when she says her thighs make a 'clapping' sound when she sits down?!?! What??? And then she polls the audience to see who else shares this experience?? So we are to think she's so flabby and overweight that her fat thighs are clapping together when she sits down? First of all, the space between her thighs must be a good six inches, lol, so what's clapping together?? Very disturbing comments and again, she's got a severe case of body dysmorphic disorder and I am NOT a Dr. but anyone with an 8th grade education can surely make this diagnosis, lol.

Today's crap chat, about Kelllmeeee needing dietary help fitting into her Oscar gown?!?! Does she even hear herself??? First of all, she is scary skinny now, that blue dress is cinched so tight around her waist, which is non-existent. I can't imagine what she looks like in person if TV adds 15 lbs! When she walks in and we see her sideways, she's almost invisible, almost. Anyway, she needed a high-protein diet in order to fit in her gown??? What?!?! And after she listened to MARK CONSUELOS!!!, she was able to fit in the gown, no problem, and according to her, she looked "SO FIT!!!" She's seriously got body image issues. That, and a serious case of vanity, lol.

That was a real eye-opener when he made that comment about bank-rolling Lola but as far as her boyfriend goes, he comes from a super-wealthy family so little miss Lola, I'm guessing, wants for nothing between mom and dad and her live-in boyfriend. I can't believe they took down the yoga video; that's hilarious!

@orangekit, I think it was a Tuesday of their Fitness Week. Was that last week or the week before? lol They had two yoga instructors, a woman and a man. MARK CONSUELOS!!!! took center stage during the demonstration with Kelllmeee positioned in the back. I don't think she was thrilled about that because we all know what a yogi mistress she fancies herself, lol. Anyway, the male instructor was gently guiding Mark during the segment, helping by putting his hands on Mark and guiding him. I don't think Mark liked that, because he clearly was not as flexible as the other three and I don't think he liked that at all. When they cut for commercial and came back, they told Kelllmeee to move up front and put MARK CONSUELOS!!!! in the back; again, I don't think he liked that, lol. Anyway, they started their next position, MARK CONSUELOS!!!! jumps up and loudly declares, he'll 'help' the yoga instructor and begins manhandling him into position and looking around the studio like a crazy man, lol. I really think he thought he was being funny, but it wasn't, at least not for me. When the segment ended, MARK CONSUELOS!!! patted the guy on the back and acted like they were best buds. The instructor never lost his cool and was a complete professional and gentleman in an awkward situation. It reminded me of that time MARK CONSUELOS!!!! charged the wrestling mats during one of Joaquin's matches. It was a high school match and he looked like a crazy man running on the mats. You can hear the other parents saying basically, 'dude, it's a HS wrestling match....sit the F down!'

Truly! He had crazy eyes running around, tugging at the guy and laughing like some kind of nut. Agree with you @NYCRunner, it's so odd that they were not in their work-out gear. We know Kellmeeee always loves an opportunity to wow us in her leggings; just so weird that they were working out in their street clothes all week. And cannot leave without saying that even without her skin-tight leggings on, Kelllmeeee looks like a stick-figure.

Anybody else think MARK CONSUELOS!!!!! acted like a jerk to the yoga instructor when he threw a hissy fit and started yanking the instructor's body all over the place? I know there are so many articles talking about MARK CONSUELOS'S!!!! temper and it was obvious to me that if he could have leveled that guy he would have but for the live TV audience, lol. Wow, he did everything he could to embarrass the guy and make his feelings known and it was really uncomfortable to watch, at least for me. The two of them are such oddballs and somedays we get the full dose of their egos, and this day was over the top.

Yes!! I came here to say the exact same thing!! My goodness, SJP is rarely ever on TV and I was so interested in her take on Mah Jong, her son, etc. but Kellllmeeee WOULD.NOT.SHUT.UP!! Omg, she is absolutely insufferable. There she was, interviewing herself, as she often does and everything with her is "me, me, me!!" MARK CONSUELOS!!! and his interviewing skills need some work. I know he himself has said this in an interview but the guy seriously just jumps on the guests words and interjects a very scripted question. At least try and segue into a conversation-like discussion with your questions. He sits there with his giant card and just reads the questions to the guests. At least let them finish their sentence before you ambush them with some crazy question one of your interns printed up for you. And, when he does that, I notice Kelllmeeee looks at him like, "Wth Mark!" (Unless that's just me projecting, lol.) Kudos to Gelman for his Swan Yoga pose. That takes crazy strength, I was impressed!

What a pleasant surprise to see a 'live' Live! today. Also, banter alert!! I chuckled at Kellllmeeee becoming "enraged" at her team because they lost. She's a hoot and a half. I love Stanley Tucci and will have to check my DVR because I only caught the first portion of his interview. Just enough to hear Kellllmeee hijack the interview and attempt to ridicule MARK CONSUELOS!!!! with her luggage talk, lol. I really do feel bad for her immortal beloved, he sits there and half smiles and just shakes his head. And all the publicity for Lola and Cassius!! omg, maybe wedding bells soon? Sounds serious.

Exactly @lookeyloo, thank you for confirming that fact for me. Today's "news clippings," which cover their desk, btw, included which way toilet paper should hang, which color clothing is returned the most and the first article, which Kelllmeeee painfully tried to read, was how you name your significant other in your phone. All from today's 'news articles' placed in front of them by some producer. I don't think that is banter between a husband and wife (I think that's how they describe host chat on their website, lol) I think it's a very painful way to pass the time until they get to "the real reason you all showed up today!!!" My way of saying, come up with a different intro Kellllmeeee, please!

Oh, these two, lol. Monday morning show, previously recorded. Just chock full of inane information which really does put the Crap in their chat, lol. Anyone else notice that Kellllmeeeee has taken on a new arm/hand tic to control what I guess is her anxiety about hosting a talk show and not being able to talk? She now clenches her hands together so tightly and places them in front of her. Maybe she did this before, but I just started noticing it several weeks ago. I guess they went to Italy for some Campo Baso business. Her IG was full of pics. I also noticed that London Lola and her mom and dad were busy pushing Lola's IG. I think it was @orangekit that mentioned MARK CONSUELOS!!!! letting the cat out of the bag about funding her lifestyle; and what a lifestyle it is. Her clothes and accessories are always front and center, she really seems to like the luxe brands. Did you catch the 'Posh ****' picnic basket? lol From what I've seen about her love, he comes from a very well-to-do family. Wonder if they'll be gone all week? *Oops! Guess that word isn't allowed, lol. I guess she does fancy herself one though...

So kudos to them for getting the People's Most Beautiful spread for Lola. They really have a great publicist. Also great filters on the finished photos, lol. I have to say that the new move and the extra early hour of waking up is not being kind to Kelllmeee. Even Mr. finnzup walked in and said she looks 'haggard' and I agree. Her blush is so harsh. I almost think that there might be something going on with her or family, she just seems to be pre-occupied with other stuff other than the show. Oh well, hope all is well with her family if that's the case. The twin obsession is soooo old and so bizarre. The fixation with her shoulder pads because her twin news clipping wasn't there, lol. Haven't been impressed with anything since they moved but what else is new? lol * What did I just hear?! "Whenever I fantasize about Mark's mistress, her name is....." WHAT?!?! And MARK CONSUELOS!!!! answered with something like, "good to know.." then he awkwardly looked toward Gelman. Has she lost her mind??

I was underwhelmed with the reveal of the new set. I guess it'll take a few watches to check out all the details but it just looks gigantic and it seemed like a very long walk out for the guests. I will give our girl a back-handed compliment though. Last week, in the temporary set, I thought she looked so pretty, especially her hair. It looked like a softer color, the style was great and it looked so healthy. Really a very pretty look for her, her make-up, clothes and hair. Today, she comes out in that awful Grandma drape dress and the hair---omg---can you say dirty, greasy, just an awful look, imo. I also noticed the lighting doesn't seem to be as good as at the other site because her close-ups showed an older face (as it should, btw) and I don't know how happy she'll be with that. And the other constant was the reading of news articles. I don't think that will ever change because there is no talent for talking. MARK CONSUELOS!!!! can tell a story as he did when he first came aboard but for whatever reason, he's been stifled. I almost think he's afraid of her, lol. Favorite part of the new set.....they brought the dog!!!

Me too. I saw the Live! site had a quick clip of the studio being built but I couldn't make heads or tails out of it, lol. Curious, too, to see if Kelllmeee is full of complaints about the move and the new building or if she's appreciative of the fact that she's still got a job and is being paid millions to basically sit there like a potted plant, lol. I wonder if she or MARK CONSUELOS!!! will mention London Lola as a way of promoting her latest EP. Kelllmeeee 'liked' Lola's IG advertising it and I have to say it's an odd compilation. She included a vid of her brushing her teeth, lol. All I'll say is 'like mother, like daughter,' lol. She's also got a close-up of her shirt that she's posted before; the answer, to which is, 'is the Pope Catholic?' lol.

I did catch the first part of today's show and only because of information gathered here realized that this was not their permanent set. I don't know what I expected, with that said, I have to say that I think Kelllmeeee has morphed into yet another persona. I thought she was odder than normal today, very stiff, a couple of stumbles reading her cue cards and just not on her normal, less than entertaining game, lol. When she showed the pics of her hiking, I immediately thought of her mother, Essie who almost always has some ridiculous hat on even though the occasion doesn't call for one, imo. Kelllllmeeeee's hat screamed more, "here I am, look at me!!!!!" rather than I'm trying to protect my face from the sun. I thought she looked ridiculous. And how wonderful for her that she was able to hike "over 300 miles." I have never seen someone on tv who toots their own horn when it comes to physical achievements. Who cares? Instead of bragging about yourself, why not talk about a dinner you and Mark had or something else you did during your break. Oh, almost forgot, how painful was her introduction into the photos from the staff segment??? Cannot believe this woman hosts a talk show. And I can only say the build-up she gave the resume of the one staffer was off the chart odd! I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with the new set. Wonder how different it will be or will it be similar to the old one? Lastly, lol, I had no idea there were rumblings about Strahan leaving GMA?

Just caught some of the Palm Springs repeat today and forgot about how ridiculous Kellllmeeeee looked with that crazy lip liner hack she was so enamored with. I don't know how they let her walk out like that but then again, they let her walk out with her grandmother's drapes sewn together to make her sack dress so I guess everyone is afraid to tell the little one, 'no, that's not a good look.' Also have to comment on Jerry O'Connell and what a goofball he is. And seriously, if he gets anymore filler in his cheeks....

@NYCRunner, it does read very much like they all live together or they are very close in proximity to their respective houses. And yes, the sister seems to dote on her dad, and good for her to make these memories in their golden years. She seems to walk with him a lot to keep him active. And I have to say, I was very much surprised to see how Camilla has aged. She always looked well put together and when I saw a recent photo, I didn't realize it was her. As you said @lookeyloo, it does look like she has been through an illness or is in the throes of something now. Age has a way of sneaking up on all of us. Both Kelly and Mark are very blessed to have both of their parents. Kudos to the sister, Adrian?? I think??, for being a constant in their lives.

"Pretend" is the word; she takes a nibble, leg accelerates to warp speed, MARK CONSUELOS!!!! asks for a bite of hers, he takes a lick of it and then they don't finish it and place it back down on the desk. What weirdos!! The pre-recorded news clippings are insufferable. And when Kelllmeee does deviate to tell a related story, it is agonizing. She is unable to tell a story. The edited cuts are now including Gelman more than ever....between his oooing and ahhhing and cutaways to his over-the-top laughing, maybe he can submit this year for Emmy consideration as one of the hosts, lol.

Painful! That's the word of the day--every day! Please stop having Kelllmeee read news articles, Gelman! I've also noticed that Kellllmeeee will no longer let MARK CONSUELOS!!!! hijack her stories or cut her off and finish her story which he does quite often. And really, can you blame him? Yesterday, she overtalked him and continued her story. In no uncertain terms, she has declared, 'Yes, you are my 'immortal beloved,' but damn, MARK CONSUELOS!!!, know your place, rofl!

I thought MARK CONSUELOS!!! looked very nice. I did notice on her IG he showed off his blue-soled Louboutin shoes but then in the interviews he looked to have sneakers on, lol. Agree about Kelllmeee's make-up, way too heavy. In her IG close-ups she looked like she had plaster on her face. Compared to the stars they interviewed, she was out of step, they were very fresh-faced looking and had much less aggressive make-up. As far as the hair, she totally looked like a cone-head, (SNL reference, lol) in her interview with Zoe Saldana. My goodness, the size of her head and pony-tail compared to her body was crazy! And the pony-tail gave the illusion of a pointed head, lol. So now let's talk about the arms. I'm all for women having sculpted arms, but all she needed was one of Joaquin's singlets and she could get out on the wrestling mat and look even more ripped than her male counterpart. I loved the orange gown but the arms and shoulders totally took away from the look, imo. Also, in her "Kellinda" costume, you could literally count every bone in her sternum.

Looks like the Consueloses went to see Joaquin in A Few Good Men at his school. I'm hoping they 'chat' about it and bring some pictures.

Saw the beginning of today's show and I have one question. I want to know when they have their EP meetings and discuss the show, guests, etc., different segments, do they still refer to the first 15 minutes or so of the show as "host chat." There is absolutely no 'chatting' going on unless Kelllmeee decides to rip her husband a new one; the entire beginning of the show should be called "Innocuous news articles about ridiculous things that Kelly Ripa attempts to read." Her readings are painful to watch, you know she is reading them for the very first time, her eyes are darting all over the page even though they've highlighted her talking points and yet she still struggles, stutters, says, "I don't know" and we end up with nothing that is neither useful nor humorous, imo. The person that seems to find the most humor is, of course, Gelman, who can be heard laughing hysterically on the side. Today's news clipping readings were particularly painful because there was no segue other than some ridiculous question about China and Mark answering something like, "no, tell me." Both of them are phoning it in big time and I for one, find it insulting, lol.

I wondered why they weren't in on the celebrating of SNL's 50th anniversary too. In fact, they didn't even mention it which I thought was very odd. When I saw Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld, I wondered if Kelllmeee and MARK CONSUELOS!!! were in the audience too. Still would love to know what happened between those two. I remember when they were so, so close, Kelllmeee even referred to Jessica S. as her 'sister' from another mister, lol. I'm thinking that maybe they're looking for real estate in Palm Springs and maybe searching for their 'retirement' home, lol. I noticed the 11 mile hike Kelllmeee bragged about....she's just so annoying when she brags about herself. I'm waiting for the day when she says she worked out with her son's wrestling team. She's very strong, in case you didn't know, lol.

Yes! For the moment, she forgot herself and really pounced on him. For me, it was uncomfortable to watch and I felt bad for MARK CONSUELOS!!!! And seriously, what's the big deal?? It's not like he had no idea how long they've been married. It's that weird competition thing she has going on with everyone. Was it the fact that she thought they were together longer than Harry and Lisa? What was the trigger for her? Just like a few chats ago, Mark was talking about doing workouts or something, I think how firefighters train and she pipes up, "Oh, I absolutely could do that!!!" I think it was climbing many flights of stairs with a 60 lb. pack on your back (something like that.) "Oh, for sure I could do that!!!" I think the deal-breaker for her was that it had to be done in a smoke-filled environment. She really does think she's all that and a bag of chips, lol.

Yes and yes to it all @NYCRunner I had to highlight the above because I walked through the room as Kelllmeeee was pontificating about her perfect relationship with her immortal beloved! Omg, she was so smug about it all; from the moment they laid eyes on each other, they had it all together. And yes, nauseating, lol. Anybody else noticing that Kelllmeee is now squinting almost non-stop? I guess she's straining to read what she's supposed to do next but it seems like it's her natural face now, non-stop squinting. Also, anyone that has watched Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix, she and the co-star of that show are identical! One other thing, lol. Why does she always wear that black cami under every outfit? It's always black!! Whether a white blouse, the cami is black--no matter what color top, the cami is always black.

The grieving period is officially over, so I'm back to business as usual. I'm not the only viewer noticing Kelllmeeee's awful wardrobe. The Live!'s FB page is full of comments about this awful red and black dress she wore today. Not only does she wear the same hideous outfits on a five-day rotation, but they also don't even fit her anymore. This red monstrosity hangs on her like so much loose fabric (ugly fabric at that.) I would really like to know if she no longer has a stylist and if tptb did away with her clothing allowance? She really doesn't seem to be 'in' to her fashion choices anymore and just throws on whatever is back from the dry cleaners. MARK CONSUELOS!!!! has more outfits in his arsenal than she does, lol. And, obtw, crap chat is back to being the crap that it is. My goodness, if you're going to stumble through reading news clippings, at least make them interesting. I'm so happy to learn the top 5 Romantic States, who knew?? And frankly, who cares?? lol