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2 minutes ago, poodleluv365 said:
This is the last episode??
Unfortunately (not about the show, but about my peeps)
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Til next season, y'all.
I miss you already!!!!!
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Just now, sainte-chapelle said:
The wife should follow the diet
The instructions are packed away.
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Just now, Hellga said:
Fishing instead of a walk in the park
In my mind before I realized what was really going to happen: That poor boat.
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Was it really going to go the other way when you had on a gown and that lovely hair net?!?
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Just now, mmecorday said:
Every time I see that commercial for Pataday, I start saying, "Pataday, Patasay, baker's man. Save me from this pollen fast as you can."
FIFY
(This allergy season is horrific.)
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5 minutes ago, MsVixen said:
Screw This!!! There's some ice cream calling my name.
I just polished off one scoop. Delicious.
My food of choice when I am watching a show about people who weigh over 1/4 of a ton.
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1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:
you beat me to it!
Sometimes I reminisce and wonder why The Learning Channel went out of business. It was really good. 🤷🏽♀️
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Just now, poeticlicensed said:
9:40 and no surgery yet. I remember when we would get to see the surgery and a year after
I remember when ONE episode covered SEVEN years of lived experience. Back when M600PL was on this channel called The Learning Channel.
The good ol' days!
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Just now, DropTheSoap said:
"We couldn't eat right."
Have you heard of a salad Patrick?
He mentioned a new invention called sa*laad about an hour ago. I have yet to see one in front of him.
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Just now, Hellga said:
Is this the first furnished rental we have seen on this show?
They could have taken the books. I am going to go out on a limb, but those bindings won't be broken while they are there.
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Can they teach her how to enunciate? All I heard was mumble,mumble...mumble.
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Just now, Suzywriter said:
surgery?? we're getting a surgery??
It only took an hour and a half. Good grief.
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Just now, poeticlicensed said:
I mean you don't need a trainer at least not right away. A 30 minute brisk walk every day is super healthy
EXACTLY!
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I hate when they pretend a Pounticipant can afford a person trainer (long term, at least), what with $95 daily, fast food meals and all.
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1 minute ago, Chicklet said:
Oh lord another 45 minutes of this whining sniveling jerk?
Y'all are the only reason I am hanging in here (and I missed three episodes this season). I can't believe this is the finally. What a waste.
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Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:
I think they just get a double one, or zip two bags together, flat. Probably doesn't use anything but a blanket on top. Hopefully, the wife and daughter had a separate tent, he looks like a total fart machine.
The wife has totally given up, and I don't blame her. Patrick is a lost cause.
The 629th way to start a forest fire!!
{His blubber provides enough heat. Ask a bear.}
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Just now, poeticlicensed said:
What is Dr Now supposed to do? Come to his house and feed him?
Yes, cause he only gave him a book...Wah! Wah! What a jackhole.
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6 minutes ago, Chicklet said:
How is he fitting into a sleeping bag?
Whelp there were 29,800 hits in 0.61 seconds when searching "sleeping bag for 600 pound man. 🤷🏽♀️
First result:
Hahahahaha
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Just now, charmed1 said:
I used to beg my mom for Mrs. Butterworth’s. That and Parkay. I wanted to see if they would talk to me like the kids in the commercials. I never got the chance. And everything went downhill from there. Now I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
I yelped so hard, Mr. UMGOBLUE asked if I was okay or did I need him to perform the Heimlich.
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Just now, babyhouseman said:
He was looking at Dr. Now like he expected a pat on the head.
With Amanda all telling him he should be proud of himself. MORONS.
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I am going to prove that I can do this, as his wife puts on his socks and shoes. It is going to take some time.
ARE WE REALLY ONLY ON MUNT 4?!??!
How are we going to make it to the end of this?
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He was not only eating my childhood syrup Mrs. Butterworth, but he is also eating off of my childhood Corelle plates.
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Does this haircut make me look skinny?
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Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT
in My 600-lb Life
· Edited by umgoblue
Cause this season kinda sucked!
ETA: see how I keep posting because I don't want the season to end. Hahaha