umgoblue
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2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:
That was one of the side effects of Olestra.
Exactly!!!
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I finally realized...mail-order bride!
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He's embarrassed about making the appointment instead of being embarrassed about continuing to be a lard-ass.
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1 minute ago, LizzyB said:
Olestra lost 2 pounds. "At least I didn't gain."
Olestra should have shat out two pounds DAILY!
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Why did Dr. Now let him back through the door...
I'm done means I'm done!
TWO POUNDS!!
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She's a good one. I couldn't...
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Cut to Ontreon...
Cut to the excuses....ankle...blah...blah...blah
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Gainful employment! Ambulating well!
If he ditches the comeover, he might find a partner!
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Just now, MsVixen said:
What is Dad eating? Looks pretty good.
It was good until he put a 3/4 cup of salt on it. Yikes!
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
He wouldn't be a bad looking dude if he dropped about 500 pounds. He has nice features.
And really nice, smooth, wrinkle-free, acne-free facial skin.
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Just now, mk828 said:
We've got the 700 club here tonight!
Amen.
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1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:
Better than my two uncles. Both were preachers and went to Bible College. We used to joke they ordained themselves in the garage (we didn't say it to them).
By the power vested in my by the Interwebs...I now pronounce you man and wife!
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4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
"Ask your doctor if Ontreon is right for you".
700+ lbs ✔️
Unemployed ✔️
Unmotivated ✔️
Excuse-filled ✔️Can I have a 90-day supply please?!
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Just now, MsVixen said:
I think I remember Ontreon because of his wife. Remember wondering how she stayed so slim.
He stole all of the food. She didn't have a fighting chance.
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2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:
I'm better thanks, just trying to recover from not sleeping for 3 days mostly.
Ontrean sounds like a medication name to me.
Every time I see it, I think of Ondansetron - a med that treats nausea and vomiting. Quite apropos.
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Hey Peeps!!!
I have missed you all...THE.ENTIRE.SEASON!!
It is great to be back. Events each Wednesday since the beginning of the season. Oh, why hath thou forsaken me!
Eating habit? Rice Krispies...and I don't mean the treats!
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1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:
Hey we made it to page 100! Actually that's not that high for 8 episodes.
Cause this season kinda sucked!
ETA: see how I keep posting because I don't want the season to end. Hahaha
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2 minutes ago, poodleluv365 said:
This is the last episode??
Unfortunately (not about the show, but about my peeps)
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Til next season, y'all.
I miss you already!!!!!
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Just now, sainte-chapelle said:
The wife should follow the diet
The instructions are packed away.
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Just now, Hellga said:
Fishing instead of a walk in the park
In my mind before I realized what was really going to happen: That poor boat.
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Was it really going to go the other way when you had on a gown and that lovely hair net?!?
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Just now, mmecorday said:
Every time I see that commercial for Pataday, I start saying, "Pataday, Patasay, baker's man. Save me from this pollen fast as you can."
FIFY
(This allergy season is horrific.)
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5 minutes ago, MsVixen said:
Screw This!!! There's some ice cream calling my name.
I just polished off one scoop. Delicious.
My food of choice when I am watching a show about people who weigh over 1/4 of a ton.
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Season 12: Live Chat
in My 600-lb Life
She only has 8 more months until she gets her green-card! She's got this!