umgoblue
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Glad to be back in community! Missed y'all.
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This should be his last date with him or he will start packing on the pounds.
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1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:
To still be around for Musa? Dude. What do you bring to this relationship? Musa would be free to find herself a real minister and be a minister's wife, which it seems would suit her well. She could dress up every Sunday and wear a nice hat. She could bring her husband hot cups of tea while he worked and proofread his sermons. She could visit the sick and run the church bazaar and oversee the Sunday school. I'm sure this is what she was expecting when she arrived on the scene and you snowed her with your talk of your pastoral ambitions.
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See how see is lovingly looking at him, laughing, and realizing that she will be free by the end of this episode!!
She is watching this with us in her OWN apartment at a different complex.
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Someone please explain to me at a fourth grade education level...
How in the hell moving impacts losing weight?!?!?-
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Butcher Now outdid himself this time. YIKES!!
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Musa is gaining a little weight since he saved her some of the food.
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He bought a new shirt for his new svelt body!
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Just now, LizzyB said:
The haphazard way that Dr. Now marks the skin for these procedures...😬
A plastic surgeon he is not...but it's free so can they really complain?🤷♀️
Well I still would, but I digress. (I would collect bottle deposits to pay a real plastic surgeon).
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Just now, mk828 said:
Anyone remember the poundicipant that asked Dr. Now to keep the body part that was removed after surgery??
And Dr. Now fondling said body parts??!!
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Butcher Now at his best!
{Whispers: Wess get ready for one of the worst scars you will ever see in your entire life.}
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Just now, MsVixen said:
DAMN GOOD LOOKING DOMINO'S PIZZA!!!! Need to get some water before I get on the phone.....
Back away from the phone...
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If I have to see the Amy commercial one more time. Grrr
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When he gets his surgery, he will waste away. The weight will fall off quickly.
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He doesn't like to sweat? Sorry,
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
Wess is moving faster than I could.
Dropping sizes is so satisfying. That last few pairs of legging I bought from Old Navy were size L. Down from 2X. NOTHING feels so good!
Congratulations!! That's awesome!
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Do y'all see the cake box or pancake mix on the counter?
Not even hiding the contraband.-
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2 minutes ago, mk828 said:
That robe must have cleaned out the entire color fabric aisle at a Jo-Ann's
You reap what you sew!!😂
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1 minute ago, LizzyB said:
This is the fakest, fakey-fake "church" service I have ever seen. The people in the seats look like they were pulled in from the parking lot with the promise of a fiver.
Did you see that guy rubbing his eyes. He was like, 'how many takes do we have to endure for this guy to remember his lines?'
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Just now, babyhouseman said:
He is staying alive.
barely
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Why is he wearing a multi-colored checkerboard?!
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Oh no....not preaching a sermon to the church.
For the love of all that is holy...Sweet Baby Jesus don't let him.
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Just now, MsVixen said:
What's Balance of Nature? A laxative?
So his issue is that he is made up of 500 pounds of shit?!?!
Sounds about right.
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He cut his hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Season 12: Live Chat
in My 600-lb Life
Not much more to get.