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On 1/9/2022 at 4:30 PM, Bossa Nova said:
Best post, CP !
Laughing out loud here on a cold Sunday afternoon in New Jersey.
Thank you. ;)
Awe, you’re very welcome 😀
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58 minutes ago, Jack Terrier said:
I turned up the tv so I could listen if anything started happening and started cleaning the bathroom. I’ve not missed one episode of this show and it pisses me off that this is where we’re at. 😕
Right! - they need a complete OC face lift for the show.
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Normally Bravo has my undivided attention but I find that I am taking multiple breaks throughout this show to stay awake. I’m washing dishes, catching up on online shopping, texting friends I don’t care for. I even find the extra time to scoop my cat’s poop.
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23 hours ago, rlc said:
Why not both?
I meant it to come across that she is a delusional racist, and not that stupid. There are morons that have no idea that their words are offensive because they live in a bubble and are genuinely not racist. Initially, Mary plays that card but then we see her imitate Jennie and make the cartel comment, which means she’s racist but thinks her comments are totally acceptable. But, yes, can definitely be both! Bravo needs to boot her off.
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Please, Bravo, blur out more or give me a warning to pull my eyes out. That scene with elf and Rayna is just bad porn. 🤮
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Mary is either a delusional racist or a complete and utter moron If she thinks her comment to Jen is a compliment.
If Jen didn’t throw 30k parties or buy thousands in jewelry for friends (or scam the elderly), then maybe she would have enough for a retainer. She has no issues wearing her designer clothing and staying in her enormous house while her elderly mother liquidates her retirement. Wow!
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Who goes on a yacht trip with a wired jaw? Yeah, that’s going to be fun! It’s like me going to a candle shop after a nose job. She needs to just stop her yapping already 🙄
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Wow, I’m actually feeling bad for Jen Shah this episode. Talk about a bunch of self centered women that make it about themselves. Damn!
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I just can’t with the Cap’s sayings anymore. At this point, I’d rather eat a “shit sandwich” than listen to these stupid one liners.
Heather and Frazer berateJess nonstop and then wonder why she left. Logical they are not.
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After Coach Shah does his prayer, he picks up an already eaten chicken bone. Totally get it. You just can’t wait when it comes to Popeyes.
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Jen is living a Tony Soprano lie. If no one can understand or explain your job, including yourself, then clearly you’re running an illegal business.
Mary is the reason I pray at home and don’t donate unless I know exactly where the money is going. She’s truly delusional if she thinks she’s God. Also, can a church member please donate a decent wig, and some wax? All the money in the world, and she can’t seem to buy the basics.
Why rebrand when you’ve never even heard of the first. Maybe invest that money into the products itself.
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19 hours ago, Back Atcha said:
OH! I thought she said she DID NOT LIKE light-skinned men.
I initially thought I heard that as well and replayed it A couple of times. Plus, she quickly glommed onto the mustache guy who is white and said that he’s her type.
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11 hours ago, Dirtybubble said:
😄😄 IKR?! So far Wes is the only guy I like so of course that means he gets zero screen time. But yeah lets follow the stupid, jr. high behavior of Mr. Pringles Potato Chip guy *sigh* I still miss the dream team deck crew from BD Med
You nailed it! - He is the Pringles guy. All this time, he reminded me of the Prospector from Rudolph but you’re spot on. I adore Wes. Rest of the guys are ick.
I miss Katie. She could teach Heather how to be an amazing and kind hearted chief stew.
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I love how Rayna look insulted and told Wesley he had no chance with her b/c she only likes light skinned men. What she meant to say is that she likes little elf looking men with whimsical mustaches that are in open relationships. These women scoff at the nice guys and then cry when the creeps use them. SMH.
i cannot stand Fraser and Heather… mean girls.
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Not a fan of porsha at all, esp after watching this. What saddens me is that she’s not thinking about pillar. If you’re a loving mother, you would never introduce her to a man that may not be around. You also would not want to have more kids with a man that won’t be present. The way Simon casually talked about his 6 children going through divorce disgusted me. He clearly gives zero shits about children and they’re basically seeds that he plants everywhere. *Vomit
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21 minutes ago, qtpye said:
I used to do this thing with Howives:
- Would she have married him if he was not rich?
- Would he have married her if she was not hot?
The answer to both is usually no.
I do think Michael has a hold on Ashley also because she had daddy issues because she was rejected by her biological father, who was also white.
However, there is no way she would have looked twice at him if he was the janitor.
Ah, that the Daddy issues makes sense. Agreed. I don’t think anyone would look twice at Michael, including Michael himself.
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Bahahaha!!! Ashley’s response about Michael. Girl, you know if he didn’t have deep pockets, you would have thrown a drink in that creepy face.
Nikki was amazing. It almost makes up for her covid causes big balls comment. Dump Andy.
Candiace can sing - As much as I dislike her, I’ll give her that.
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Frazer and Heather are ick. Let Jess be - shes not hurting anyone is clearly affected my her grandparent. People are just catty and awful.
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Mary needs to use some of that wealth and invest in a good wig.
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4 hours ago, JonnieUniteUs said:
They’re real and they’re spectacular!
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I love how the HSI/Police drive off in a white minivan. Yep, that’s threatening.
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Candiace and her folded napkins. I’ve never seen a housewife sling so much shit and cry so much as well.
Yes, Gizelle is shady and ruthless but I’m honestly feeling bad for her this episode.
Mia can hold her own - Kudos to her.
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I just can’t with Lisa. She’s not even good with being shady. Every comment is clearly rehearsed.
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5 hours ago, RealHousewife said:
Nothing is as bad as Love Bean. 🤮
Or Harry Hamlin. Who calls their spouse by their first and last name? Clearly someone that’s insecure and needs to remind the audience why she may possibly be relevant.
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S02.E16: Holy Mother of Zion
in The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City
I’m watching “Righteous Gemstones” and I can’t stop comparing this to Mary and her church.
Seth is lucky - My husband wouldnt have made it to his birthday party if he was constantly complimenting another woman’s breasts. Wtf is wrong with that couple?