Shannah Banana

I'm just throwing my two cents in because clearly, I don't know jack. Seems like there may have been some flirting going on with Dorit and Mauricio, maybe some semi-inappropriate touching at some point? I don't think they were ever accused of having a full blown fling though. Way back in the day, Kyle seemed really jealous. This memory was a long time ago, at one of their stupid white parties, and some woman was dancing with Mo, they were kinda up close and personal, and Kyle came storming up to them and was yelling, something like "GET OFF OF MY HUSBAND", she was pretty mad. The woman backed off and Mo stood there looking like a dummy, and that's pretty much all I remember, but hopefully it's fairly accurate. So, maybe when people started gossiping about how Dorit and Mo flirted, it helped burned the Kyle/Dorit bridge. I would imagine though, poor Kyle has probably had to beat the women off Mauricio with a stick. It's not hard for me to imagine Mauricio being a real chick magnet, and honestly, if he was faithful to her all those years, I would be very surprised. jmo

I don't much like Kyle, but I find myself hoping she and Mauricio find their way back to each other.

It was pretty rude, but once Dorit exclaimed her outfit wasn't rubber! it was plastic! I felt so much better.

Dorit's head dress reminded me of a back- in- the- day huge vinyl record. The way she kept touching it, I was waiting for her to twirl it around real fast and start singing, Love Gone Bad. I'm not sure if it was about PeeKaaay or Kyle, but both apply, I guess. I really didn't understand why Kyle, in her kitten heels, was trying to take that indoor chair outside, anyway. The video Kyle did with that person that can't be named, was terrible. Fact is, Kyle can't act. I know she pretends like she's some serious actor or something, but she can't act. Now, Kim can act. I can see them as kids, screaming at each other who the better actor was, and Kyle in her best wavering voice, I'M DONE! as she clomped out of the room in her kitten heels. I also thought it was very rude that she didn't offer Erika a glass to pour her canned coke in, with a straw. Watching Erika take a slug of that coke, without mussing her lipstick was truly terrifying. My what big lips you have, Erika. Dorit would have never put up with such crass manners. Nope, she would have insisted on the proper coke glass with six perfect ice cubes, and be quick about it. Of course, Dorit has her standards to maintain, which is why she is outting PeeKaaay for being a total drunkard in front of God and everybody. She has to have some grounds to get that big pay-out when things go really south. PeeKaaay taught her all too well, it seems. Bonnie and Clyde, indeed.

I was noticing Andy's eyes. His eye doesn't seem as wonky as it was. That was one of the few endearing things I found in Andy, that wonky eye. Is it my imagination, or has his eye become less wonky?

I really noticed it too. On top of the wrinkles, she has the dreaded chicken skin neck.

I read somewhere that Kyle said Morgan was hot. While I realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder, allow me to say, I don't find Morgan the least bit "hot". Her face is okay and she may have a great body for all I know, but whenever a person has wall to wall tats it makes me wonder what they are trying to hide. It may have to do with reading a sci-fi book named The Illustrated Man, way back in the day, about a circus man that had wall to wall tats that came to life at night when he went to sleep, and sometimes they did bad things. Mainly though, I think so many are distracting (kinda like Rinna's lips) and frankly, EW-GLY.

Famous? Um...I don't think so. She wouldn't even be a blip on the radar if it wasn't for Kyle. I think that's the reason Kyle set her sites on Morgan, and Morgan is game. Kyle thinks she can control the relationship and Morgan will let her as long as she gets name recognition and famewhoredom.

Kyle is probably saying, it takes a lame show to know a lame show 😝 na na na-na na !

I knew Kyle must have been into the Kabbalah, at least at some point, and to some degree, because she use to wear the red string around her wrist. Everything you said I agree with and understand. They always come across as wonderful upstanding people, the one's you would least likely suspect. Speaking of crazy, I was a bit surprised that you posted what you did because of the "crazy" factor and I almost didn't post what I did because of the same, but this will be my last season of BH's and so it doesn't matter. Finally, and since the inception of Bravo, they have run me off. I will finish this season and after that, sayonara suckers! I will miss the commenters though but not Andy or his house of famewhores. The only reason I watched this season was because Peacock sent me a deal in my email...1.99 for a year. Yes, 1.99 for a year and I binged watched most of the season. Now, I wish I had kept the 1.99, I don't think it was worth even that :)

Oddly enough, I had read somewhere that Kathy was a witch. Allegedly, there are lots of witches in Hollywood, and I am confident that it a real thing. Also, oddly enough, as soon as Kathy walked out and Sutton had whatever episode she had, my mind went immediately to the Kathy witch rumor. I'm not saying that Kathy or Kyle are witches, I have no way of knowing. We don't run in the same circles (haha) nor would I want to. All I am saying is what I said, and I do find it all very odd, especially now that you bring it up.

You were smart. I didn't even know when her "special" was on, that's how little I keep up with her. I wonder how long you have to watch before the ratings click in? I couldn't have been watching for over 15 seconds? before it dawned on me that I wasn't watching HW's anymore. Man, I hate it when Bravo does that.

I have Roku and it picked up Erika's show. I wasn't really paying attention and thought it was showing the previews for next week, but there was Erika wearing a black sweatshirt with glittery letters that said "dreams so wet". (You be the judge of that teeny bit of info). I clicked off so fast it would make your head spin. Makes me mad when Bravo does that. Let a show stand on its own merit and don't try and trick people into watching for ratings. Bad form Bravo.

Sutton to Dorit: I don't know if you have a drinking problem either, carcass out. I don't know how many carcasses are on the floor every night. That was a good zinger and it cracked me up! I never understood why Dorit says "carcass" anyway instead of just saying "rind". It sounds so phony, and carcass makes me think of roadkill. Ew.

Kyle is jealous of Sutton because Sutton is a fan favorite and a therefore a threat to Kyle. Kyle thinks that is her show and she will be Queen, dammit! She can't have some newcomer with an apple shaped body and chicken legs snatching up her crown. Oh no, no, no! So, if she has to lie, cheat, and steal to keep her crown she will do it. She is just that insecure.