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All these 90 day ladies have flawless makeup. I envy that.

Wait did David admit he and Lana are over?

As the camera panned out to his swanky abode...

Never forget. The She Beast always lurks...

Did we lose Robert and Anny for Loren and Alexei? Boo.

I guess Larissa needed Eric so she could’ve had a storyline.

Why is Jessica pushing this? Let her sleep.

Damn Debbie is cranky.

I’m not sure but I think some of that was producer shenanigans. It would take months to fix up those places, does Pole think Mom is going to pay for the hotel forever?

I need an open floor plan and a kitchen for entertaining!

Are you all getting these Downy Wrinkle Guard commercials? I hate them and they make no sense.

Can someone remind me of how beautiful Pole and Karine’s apartment was in Brazil?

Yeah with Realtor.com people totally go to houses without an idea of what they look like.

Pole, let your wife buy her own damn hygienic products. God.

Pole is a hoarder, isn’t he?

Eric: “we’ll take this slowly. It will be over when the cameras stop filming. Deal?”

Yes, this is totally believable. Amazing sex, high five.

Karine, what do you expect Pole to get a beautiful house with? And it’s not like you left a palatial estate in Brazil. look I despise Pole and I hope this is the last iteration of the franchise we ever see him on but what the fuck was Karine expecting? She knows him, she knows he’s a loser. maybe try shaking your ass in videos for some other Americans, Kareeny.

Well then maybe don’t apply for a 90 day visa if you’re not prepared to get married, you idiot.

Victoria. And definitely not a meek woman who didn’t speak her mind.

Lmao, I’m married but I haven’t truly committed to this.

Snort. Soulmate conversation, the gift that keeps giving....

This is just like Libby’s first season, she enjoys playing her family against Andrei and vice versa. and enough with the “we’re American women we’re loud” no, Libby. Your family is just obnoxious trash with a little bit of money so they think they’re something special. Spoiler, they’re not.

Lord Andrei is being fucking insufferable right now.

Should’ve left Libby home, Andrei.