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kacesq

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  1. Oh Martine you jealous idiot. They said “significant other” didn’t mean you necessarily.
  2. Martine makes a tremendous leap there. Who knew “you up” was such a loaded phrase?!
  3. Oh thank God. Fake eyelashes, I was beginning to wonder if I was watching the right franchise.
  4. Hey if she uproots her life and devotes herself to me, I may learn some SPanish. how big of you, Mark.
  5. She has anointed herself the Madonna now that she’s pregnant. Behold her in her maternal glory and bow to her wishes.
  6. Why does Ary insist on turning this guy into her husband? Lady you got knocked up on vacation. Accept it.
  7. I am dead. This is why Im here every Sunday night.
  8. I’m so tired of this Walmart commercial with the very assertive version of I’ve Got You Babe.
  9. These pathetic women are so desperate for people to see them living this exciting life! Please join the vast majority of the world in quiet fairly run of the mill lives...
  10. Sad backstory but I need Memphis to put her boobs away. and I’m sorry, Mom, but your daughter was homeless and you were an addict so miss me with the “you had everything you needed.”
  11. That and when she looks at him, it’s like she just remembered who he was...like Gena Rowlands and James Garner in The Notebook.
  12. Who is the guy with Molly and her unfortunate hair on Pillow Talk?
  13. Narrator: “you can in fact lie about those things...”
  14. How many times are they going to play this Lenny Kravitz ad? Damn.
  15. Jasmine isn’t as pretty in live video as she is in her posed filtered photos. hey Gino this is her making you think she really is into you and is super jealous. You’re an idiot.
  16. That one friend looks like a busted New York from Flavor of Love...my gateway trash reality show. ::bows head in reverence::
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