Alex Zeidel

He's a sex idiot.

It's naked Adam and naked Eve not naked Adam and naked Steve.

Who is the chef in this metaphor?

Here's my story on last night's episode! Also, something to consider: Was Heather always this likeable? I seem to remember not caring for her too much last season, probably because I was still bitter about losing Kelly Bensimon.

Has there ever been a season of any Real Housewives show during which they go on more vacations? That's not a complaint; Housewives vacations are almost always high points in any season. But I feel like this year, the NYC girls have spent more time in the Hamptons (and now the Berkshires) than in the actual city.