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  1. On 4/18/2021 at 10:42 PM, Soaper410 said:

    This episode the first 90 minutes a (not 100% accurate recap): 

    Kody:  I hate that I can't just live with Robyn. 

    Janelle:  Since the pandemic started, I've re-watched all the old episodes.  I have determined we suck at communication. 

    Robyn: I am going to not so subtly suggest my sister wives may be at a higher risk for Covid because of their weight without saying it. 

    Meri: Thank God that I'm not the reason nobody is happy. 

    *****

    Christine:  Lets make the worst financial decision possible and move back to Utah. 

    Kody:  This could get us another season....hmmm....I like this super stupid decision.  Yes!

    *****

    Christine:  Ysabel needs surgery now. 

    Kody:  HOW DARE MY DAUGHTER'S SURGERY NOT BE ABOUT ME. 

    Christine: Screw you. 

    Kody: Hey, Aspen no Truly no whoever you are, listen who gives an ish if you are in pain?  You are like 16 by now, probably.  Go across the country by yourself and have major surgery.  

    Christine (on the phone):  Hey Meri, question can I have the number of the catfish lady so I can make Kody never come to my house again?

    Ysabel:  I hate you. 

    ******

    Janelle: Listen, I am headed to NC.  Peace out.  

    Kody:  I can't leave and go to NC for my granddaughter's surgery because I am not seeing Christine or Meri either  

    Janelle:  So...I miss our flow. 

    Kody: We good girl.  You my 2nd favorite wife.  We gonna rekindle our romance when I get back

    Janelle:  Oh?  You planning on cutting your hair?

    Kody:  What?

    *****

    Robyn:  Here is our dirt with the drainage hole.  This reminds me of our hopes and dreams.  

    Kody:  Christine, do you think just because we have no power or water lines to this dirt trap in 2+ years that our houses won't happen?

    Christine:  Well, no one on line thinks we are ever going to build?

    Kody:  Well we also don't have any plans for houses. 

    Janelle:  I ain't saying Christine is lying but she ain't telling the truth about her kids being bullied. 

    Robyn: Nope, not moving.  

    Janelle:  Your kids live in Utah, that's why you want to go there, but I barely know their names. 

    Kody: Me either.  

    Meri: Utah doesn't deserve me.  I am a successful boss babe now.  

    Kody:  I am 100% against this even though I didn't say that one on one.  Its because I'm the victim in all of this.

    Janelle:  We ain't doing it Christine but I want to pretend like we care by saying "I honor you."   This sucks for you. 

    Robyn:  Utah is like the viewers of this show, not friendly to me. 

    Kody: That was a terrible pitch.  Christine should have asked Meri for tips on how to sell things better. 

    Meri:  You can't quit this relationship first when I have planned that for the last season.   Look at the mountain.

    Christine *closes her eyes* you can't make me look. 

    Robyn *glares at the non-friendly COVID hug*

    *****

     

    Too funny! Let this post be inscribed on gold in the Primetimer Hall of Fame! (quoting it bc it can't be read enough)

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  2. 2 hours ago, AZChristian said:

      I think Amira not having a return ticket and not being a good liar about the purpose of her trip did her in.  

    She told the immigration attorney she & Andrew consulted that she told Mexican immigration that, though she was travelling on a tourist visa, she was actually going thru quarantine in Mexico so she could travel on to America. The immigration attorney pointed out that this admission of attempted immigration fraud may have been the problem & she shouldn't do it in Serbia. I don't know why the cast was so mystified.

    Also, all the, "let Andrew tell his side," nonsense when we had seen his abusive texts from the night before her flight to CA & we saw how he refrained from mentioning them in his non-explanation for why she didn't come. God, I hate Jovi.

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  3. Real Reality said: A lot of people seem willing to rail against Americans who show up to other countries and won't adapt and respect the culture and norms of the country they are in.  So if that's good for others that's just as good for Natalie.  

    Many times Natalie has called Mike fat, ugly and stupid have been in the midst of a fight.  So, to me, that's not some irresistible cultural urge, that is someone going for the jugular in a fight.  

     

     

    I guess for me this show is full of Angelas & Danielles & Nicoles & the arsonist guy from Kentucky, so I assume bad behavior on the part of the Americans & usually they provide it.  The Americans, dangling the green card, are in a position of power, they take full advantage of it in their different ways <shudder> Big Ed <shudder>, so they can be downright abusive, hyperbolic, just false in their accusations.

    Natalie may be rude -- & I've known a couple of Ukrainians & from those I will shamelessly & ugly-Americanly generalize about an entire country and say --> Ukrainians are direct. Besides, if she called Mike those names, she was at least factually correct.

     

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  4. On 3/14/2021 at 1:56 AM, RealReality said:

    When is the last time Andrea brought someone groceries, last I remember she was taking "donations" for lemonade. 

     

    I'm pretty sure she "bought a poor family groceries" = letting Lamar's daughter eat food at that mess of a party

    ETA: remembered Lamar's name

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  5. On 3/24/2021 at 1:45 PM, Mindthinkr said:

    I agree with this 100%. In the preview clip we saw Tiffany having a private chat with Mama Dee. 
    I think Dee is the mother that Tiffany would like, and she is also the daughter that Dee would have hoped to have raised. 

    And if Momma Dee does leave a spite-will, I can see her leaving everything to Tiffany, "who has been the hard-working, successful daughter who made it on her own that I've always wanted"

    ETA: syntax

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  6. I love that right after they showed Mother Brandon losing her head over her 27-yr-old son & his wife living on their own, they cut to live Father Brandon saying (yelling) something like, "They could move out any time they wanted."

    I think Yara felt okay going after Julia bc they're already friends. Julia said they talk a lot online & have bonded & that pic posted above bears that out. I think Yara was calling out a friend -- a bit roughly, but it's Yara -- on her shit. Julia didn't seem to take it as hostile.

    Love Gwen. Mike & his mom should marry each other.

    I could have done without seeing Rebecca's obnoxious daughter & her xenophobe boyfriend with the assertive eyebrows.

    What a waste of incel Andrew's beautiful, free-flowing locks if he really does leave. Imagine the time he spent washing the sweat out of his hair, brushing it lovingly, cooing to himself in the mirror about how irresistible he is. And to not stay after all that? What a tragic let-down. I'll bet his mom will have some things to say about how they treated her young prince!

     

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  7. On 4/8/2021 at 11:51 AM, bichonblitz said:

    Garrick- get a clue and watch the other Sister Wives show. NO kissing, hugging, pawing and sucking face in front of the other wife (wives). Have some respect, you jerk. 

    p.s. That's the only thing I like about the "other" show. 

    Right? I was yelling in my head, stop making Kody Brown a positive example!

    And his relentlessly calling Danielle "Sister" to desexualize her while he has his paws all over Roberta. And Danielle wearing her "Choose happiness" T-shirt like she's trying to desperately brainwash herself. That guy is such bad news. I was watching something on Democracy Now last night that said Mexico is one of the most dangerous countries on earth (for journalists, but details). If there's gonna be violence anyway, would it be so awful if Garrick just wandered into it?

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  8. On 4/3/2021 at 4:10 AM, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

    Jackie looks so defeated. Her posture is whack and her head is always down.  She cannot even stand up straight in the room alone with her husband. She is not okay and I empathize. 

    Thanks for posting this. It's nice to read some compassion.

    ETA: As someone who has had/has an eating disorder, reading these boards . . . . Some of you need to think twice. Would you be writing this shit about someone who had cancer? No wonder Theresa has so many fans here.

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  9. On 4/1/2021 at 9:17 PM, Shannah Banana said:

    I'm not really sure what Delores brings to the table?  She needs to get into a fight with someone pretty soon, or what is the point of being on this soapy? 

    Delores is there solely to enable Theresa.  That's it. She brings nothing to the show, no story line, no emotional weight, nothing but her endless awards for her endless appearances which actually cost the charities money. But if Theresa is doing something ignorant or cruel, Delores is right there to soft soap it for the audience.

    And that, I think, is why Margaret was so angry at Jennifer at dinner. Jennifer & Theresa were going after Jackie like a pair of hyenas & they just wouldn't shut up with their wide-eyed "but what did we say?" mean girl shtick. It wd've infuriated me, too. Theresa is so played out. Every season the same pettiness, ignorance, vacuity, & cruelty. Can we just dump her felonious ass?

    ETA: Delores is also there to start trouble, as when she said to Frank, for absolutely no reason, "Evan's on his way & I think he's coming in hot." She's such a useless shit-stirring bitch.

     

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  10. On 4/5/2021 at 10:14 AM, MollyBrown said:

    Kody raging to himself when he was alone in the car was window into his personality.   There is a lot of negative feelings going on behind his beady eyes.   

    My partner said he looked like someone on his way to a mass shooting.

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  11. 2 hours ago, Bad Example said:

    Ashley and Dmitri are so EASY to mock for all of their airs and pretentions (and I do!) but what they are doing to their children is seriously messed up.  I can just imagine how primed and pushed those kids are to love on these new people who show up temporarily... and then those people just disappear.  

    No, didn't you hear? All-wise Ashley explained that it teaches them the important lesson that people come & go.  To which I add, they'll grow up feeling like they can't depend on anyone. Brilliant parenting in Snowdeniana!

     

    Okay, so if Garrick realized he was called to polygamy by studying the Bible and seeing that "all of those people" had multiple wives, will he stop wearing blended fibers? Deuteronomy is a bitch.

     

    Queen #1 is so awful. Not a word of apology. She just scolded that poor child for being a bad maid/nanny/sex slave.  And instead of saying, "we want you back, we'll change whatever we can," it's "you have to earn your way back."  F you, Queen #1 w/your janky rugs. Try looking after your own house, kids, egomaniacal husband.

    It broke my heart when the younger woman said since she moved out she's gotten 2 jobs & feels so much better about herself. What would happen to those jobs & self-esteem if she moved back to the sex/chore prison?

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  12. On 3/30/2021 at 9:03 AM, toomuchtv said:

    Also, the couple doing the k1 with the Brazilian... it sounded like they’ve been talking to her for a while, but she still doesn’t know any English? Once things start getting serious (or you know you’ll be fishing for an American) why don’t these women start studying English seriously? It would make things so much easier 

    Why haven't they been studying Portuguese?

     

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  13. 23 minutes ago, Tango64 said:

    Yes, this bugs me so much about this show. Is there not even one immigration official who watches this show and sees how the couples freely admit every week to abusing the K1 process? They must have had to swear they were getting married to obtain the visa, then they say every week on the show that they're just thinking about it. 

    I'm sure the government has bigger fish to fry, but it would be really satisfying to hear that an ICE officer knocked on the door of one of these yahoos and said, "Umm, my boss watches a lot of reality tv, so......"

    SO MUCH THIS! There's a couple on Seeking Sister Wife that's divorcing so they can apply for a K-1 for their Brazilian sister-wife, and they explain this act of immigration fraud ON CAMERA!  Instead of deporting hardworking people who've lived here for years, why can't they deport Coltee & Andrew?

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  14. I love the way David just takes in what Delores says so passively, nods, barely responds.  I love watching it make her crazy. She's such a useless, egomaniacal, trivial person. She deserves to be f'ed around with. Frank's right, David is a shitty boyfriend & I love him for it.

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  15. Is it just me or was the Snowden's explanation for last season's sacred marriage fail no explanation at all? Oh, I can't stand them. I notice the Snowden women have moved on from red Sharpie Bindis to gold circles. I'm sure Ashley has a fifteen-minute explanation why.  

    Eyebrow woman is making really good life choices. I love how in the interview shots, when she's sitting next to her husband she keeps her face close to his, laughs with him about sleeping with the sister wife, just goes along with everything, la di da, ha ha ha. Then in her private interviews her face is blotchy & she's saying she might be left with nothing.  As someone said, hasn't she learned anything from Meri Brown?

     

     

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  16. I had to watch the first 30 seconds of that wedding-trip car ride through my fingers with my hands over my face. It was like a horror movie. Here's Yara's romantic wedding trip, just her & her loving groom, stuffed in the backseat with Jovi's dickhead friend driving to Vegas, with another two assholes sitting up front. 

    In Yara's talking heads it looks like she's wearing a bad wig & it looked like she started wearing it in Vegas, too. I wonder if pregnancy came with serious hair loss for her. Another reason to feel like hell & not want to hang out with Non Jovi's obnoxious friends.

    Another week, another Andrew lie. Last week he told us that, mysteriously, she just didn't get on the plane, leaving out the small detail of the abusive texts. He has no redeeming qualities -- even though we only know this tiny aspect of his life, I feel confident in saying that. 

    I can't believe Zied & Tarik are the season's most eligible bachelors but they really are looking mighty good in comparison to their cast mates.  

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  17. On 3/13/2021 at 10:45 PM, Ilovepie said:

    I was referring to their honeymoon. Not many people say they need a break from their spouse on their honeymoon.

    Right, but most people are on honeymoons with people they're in love with. To quote Pastor Cal, "Our couples got married at first sight, so they'll . . . "

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  18. So finally a pay-off for watching the Andrew/Amira story! Wow, he's even worse than I thought -- and I thought he was completely awful.  Like you all have said, she did not say any of the things he claimed she said. He was totally setting himself up as some sort of martyr ("Oh, I guess kids might not be in my future <sigh>). But he also seemed to be enraging himself, getting angrier as he kept making what she said further & further from the truth. He's a scary guy.

    How dare TLC not give me my farm folk. I know they rotate but I need my farm folk.

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  19. You all are killing it, mentioning every ridiculous thing about the ridiculous episode. Here's my contribution:

    When Matt & Bri were "camping in the woods" you could see cars going by behind Bri & behind Matt when they were facing each other at the fire, so they were closely surrounded by road on at least two sides. Wow, really roughing it out there on that "hike."

    When pig Matt sent Bri home & walked her to the car he had his arm around her & his gross hand on her ass. Then as she got into the car he put his hand on her ass again. God, he's disgusting.

    The show isn't even trying to keep it suspenseful with the fireworks for Racist's -- I mean Rachel's date. Good, they deserve each other.

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  20. On 2/17/2021 at 10:11 PM, escape said:

    Now that Jackie has admitted what she said about Gia - she made up.  Huh?  That was a cheap shot.  Gia is not a HW kid hanging around social media trying to be famous.   She's in college, with plans to be a lawyer.  Why drag someone like that down???

    Of course she made it up. She said she made it up. She said, "Okay, what if I say, Gia . . . " She was positing a hypothetical. The whole point was, what if I make up something & claim it's a rumor about an adult cast member you love. I don't know why everyone is getting so furious and how anyone can misunderstand what was a pretty clear point. 

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  21. 8 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

    Jovi Jovi Jovi. I have my own theories on Jovi. I feel like Jovi has been perceived as the black sheep within the family, and a fuck up his whole life.

    I got the feeling he was kinda the golden child, working the same job his father did, apple of mom's eye, can do no wrong from what we've seen. He seems more like a spoiled brat than someone trying to catch up from behind.

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  22. Brandon's contempt for his mother has leeched into his feelings about women in general. The way he talked to Julia in the back of the church was so obnoxious & absolutely unacceptable. Is it possible I hate him even more than his parents?

    Rebecca at this point seems to be being a bitch just for the sake of being a bitch. Is she actually trying to tell us Zied never mentioned Ramadan to her? Why should he have to? It's a global f'ing holiday, you idiot! If she doesn't know things about it & is marrying her second Muslim husband, that's on her. 

    I'm done w/stupid Amira & stupider sweaty Andrew. FF for now on.

    I feel so sad for poor, depressed Hazel. She seems so lost.

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