Mrs. Landingham

We’re ending with Sonny and Veah? Meh. I’ve searched my pockets for effs to give about these two and cannot scrounge up a single solitary eff.

Sweet mother of divinity! This meal is awkies. Calma, Vanja! Calma. She’s a stage five clinger.

@sainte-chapelle I just saw your earlier post. I am so sorry. We’ll do our best to keep bringing the funny to give you a bit of a distraction. Stay strong. ❤️

I love when we describe a past couple whose names we’ve forgotten and someone immediately jumps in with the names. 😊 I love our community! I recently googled “older guy younger woman Peru ghosted him 90 day fiance” and then thought, screw it, I’ll check the forums and sure enough, someone reminded me it was Ben and Mahogany. LOL.

23 year old gorgeous beach volleyball player and she’s with this dumb dumb. Saints preserve us.

Whoaaaaa! We just saw all the way up to Krakow in that dress, darling.

Take your shades off indoors you bellend.

It’s CRINGE. Does he think his peepee is magical and will make Ingrid fall at his feet in rapture? Ugh. He makes my skin crawl. And run. Fast.

I’m embarrassed for her. WOW. He finally said it straight out. He’s looking for a caregiver with benefits.

He looks like an absolute muppet. Ingrid, I beg you, ditch this feral pig. Nasty piece of work, this clown. Manipulative garbage.

I HATE BRIAN

Definitely. I’ve met many Poles working in England and it’s true that they get scapegoated a lot. It’s really disgusting. And you’re so right about the lure of the US. They get sold a dream, like a bill of goods.

So young! No, dear, you really don’t want to move here. Trust me.

This made me physically ill. She had a whole ass career started but no, let’s give it up for this guy. Blech. Cringe de la cringe.

Right! They want us to believe he moseyed into the airport “one hour” before an international flight with a bag to check. Sure, show. (I do believe he’s that stupid, but this scene was so contrived.)