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Time for the blackout round! there is the elusive “oh my leg” square to go after and the “Lola has a new wig square”

Yep. Lean meats and only one meal a day!

I can’t un-see it! 😭

No grapes or yogurt ?

That’s the cue I use for my dog. This woman is stunted at age 8!

OMG Pounders! I was busy packing for a trip and completely lost track of time. I’m over an hour late. I’ve missed all the fun Snark. I’ll do my best to catch up. Dinner equals lean cuisine Vermont macaroni and cheese. And the last glass of wine from my box 🥂

Oh my pounder friends! I’ve missed hanging out with you on the live chat, because I was hanging out with some non-pounder friends. We were drinking Flirty Bird red blend and eating prosciutto, herbed goat cheese and pita crackers. I can’t wait to dive in and catch up. Getting my bingo card ready, even though you all are working on the blackout round. ❤️

❤️ U, my pounder friends! See you all next week!

Come on, Lola! We need a new wig!

Aaron during surgery, “I just really hope she comes out alive” really? Set the bar high, buddy!

I’ve always thought they need to have an apartment complex to serve as a group home for these people. Bring them from all around the country and have all kinds of services available for them— Counseling, exercise, swimming pool, indoor walking area, physical therapy and strengthening, furniture and showers and everything size to accommodate these people. Ban deliveries of pizza!! Maybe have a cafeteria where healthy food is created and portioned out for them.

She doesn’t have an eating problem. Just a math problem. She doesn’t understand decimals. 😜

“As serious as I can” basically says that I can’t be serious about this. It’s code. Like “ i’ll do my best“ it’s not, “I will do it”. I’ll do my best means I won’t do anything.

Whew!! I’m caught up to watching the show in real time, but I still have five pages of Snark to read! Can we just talk a little bit about how she thinks you need to put butter and milk and rice??!!?? Gurrrrrrrl! the rice is the problem. It’s a solid carbohydrate.

OMFG! WHAT A LYING LIAR THAT LIES! She eats grapes as a snack? With crackers and yogurt? Why doesn’t she tell Dr. now that she starts her day with a drumstick dipped in some thing and also is grabbing an entire package of Oreos. And can’t make it on a shopping errand without 4000 cal of fast food. I think the new format of the show should have 24 seven surveillance footage shown to Dr. now after they tell him how they eat.

I’m dying, guys! She grocery shops for all kinds of garbage. On the way home goes through a drive-through. Gets home and orders a pizza. It’s chips on the way to the airport. Isn’t even through check-in and tells her boyfriend to get her a burger and fries. My eyes could not be any bigger. I’m so gobsmacked!! All while flying to Houston to see a doctor about losing weight. There is so much disconnect here .....

It’s really hard to keep up with all this fantastic Snark and the show at the same time. So I’m falling behind... She’s in the grocery store barely was able to make it from the store to the car and somebody berates her for lumbering across the pavement. And she tells “babe “ — I need some of those cookies. (While she sitting in the passenger seat.) Why the fuck does he not say-no!!! You need zero cookies right now and I’m not giving them to you.

Please don’t tell me that she’ll keep it this color for the whole episode. I don’t think I can handle that.

OMG! That cat gave some serious side eye while she was eating that drumstick on her bed!! “Gurrrrrl! Put down that food!!”

The first thing she has every day is cake or ice cream? The last time I had ice cream was on Christmas Day to accompany our fruit pie. And I had a cupcake two weeks ago at work because someone retired. WTF? How can she thinks that is normal to do every single day.

And it only 28 years old. That is so sad!

Hiya pounders! You can’t imagine how excited I am for another Snark filled night with all y’all! I’ve got my bingo card ready and within the two minutes that we’ve had I’ve already marked off a bunch of squares! Naked shower scene, enabling skinny boyfriend, and we even got a preview of Lola’s wig! Tonight‘s dinner is a very healthy frozen pepperoni pizza washed down with blue moon beer. 😛

Dead.

See you wall next week!! 😘

They all need it!!!