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3 hours ago, nexxie said:

Actually, Kyle, Denise, Erika, Teddi and Rinna treat their pets with respect and love - letting them be dogs rather than fashion accessories, and also treasured members of their families. 

Nothing says better about how much you love your dogs than leaving your gates open so your puppies can run out in traffic.

Or excusing a puppy dumping liar in service of a spurious vendetta to excuse bad behavior that can’t be their own fault because they are not self aware enough to take agency for their own actions.  

You can take issue with LVP over a lot of things but her love for animals is not one of them. 

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We know that most of the cast doesn’t car about dogs. That’s why they are Doritos champions.

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The fact is these other women have nothing going on in their lives. They had to import Camilles’s wedding, Kim and the Bunny and Brandi telling Denise they should become high end hookers. Without that they have no content.

Otherwise it is all clipping toenails and bratty kids giving their father the finger.

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Ok the official drinking game is that every time someone says Lisa Vanderpump you take a drink. You will be plastered and asleep in ten minute so you will not have to endure the rancid bitter nonsense of these worthless bitch on an express ride to oblivion.

I will enjoy watching the YouTube clips of that self-righteous snake Dorito turning on the hapless Teddi. I admit that will be entertaining!

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23 minutes ago, chlban said:

The answer, since LVP is gone, is none of the above. They are all vile, just in varying degrees. I hate Dorit the mosr, but Kyle, Teddi and Rinna are all to awful to  rank. Erika is just boring and obviously disturbed (she seriously thinks she has talent?) and could care less about any of this shit- she is here to promote her "show". I thought there might be hope for Denise, but turns out she is just a foul mouthed, trashy D list actress-BTW, did you know she was married to Charlie Sheen? Thought I would mention it, since she so rarely discusses it-no more than twice each episode.

I didn’t know that about Denise but I heard her husband has a very large penis.

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Exactly. Joyce and Lisa and ther husband sleep are all good friends and are often on social media spending time together.

The other women not so much.

[Lisa Vanderpump: Pink is her Favorite Color]

1 hour ago, RealHousewife said:

Does anyone else kind of wish she had her own show though? I try getting into VP Rules now and then, but it’s just not my cup of tea. I want more Lisa, less “chuckleheads.” 

She needs a show like that Hollywood Medium guy. We can call it “Hollywood Puppeteer” where Lisa manipulates Hollywood celebrities like puppets to do things they really don’t want to do. She can get Russell Brand to shave and get a haircut, Countess Luann to stop singing, Roseanne to stop tweeting and Alyssa Milano to shut up! 

The possibilities are endless.

[RHoBH in the Media]

They could bring them in as witnesses to Kim claiming that Kyle and Mauricio stole her house. They could call them to ask what Mauricio said to them about the property and if he made a sales pitch  or how he described the property. Also as general character witnesses. There are a lot of loopholes to exploit. As you say it all depends on the judge. He or she might be star struck you never know. Remember Judge Ito?

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24 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

Dorinda has always called John her boyfriend. She treats him terribly, won't let him stay the night, and has said she'll never marry him, but he's always been her boyfriend. John isn't really appearing on the show because the audience response to John and their relationship is pretty bad.

John is a doormat to Dorinda and just a connivence  to her. She said it flat out when she said she was just in it for the laundry.

John needs to trade up. It won’t be hard to find an upgrade to this darken harpy.

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I think they will be called for the publicity value and to pressure Mauricio to settle. Plus most of them are so stupid who knows what they will say.

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In this episode we saw a final bash Lisa and bash Camille extravaganza. The reunion promises to be more of the same. What these worthless bitches lack is any sense of self awareness that would have them stop for a minute and realize how they are coming off with their petty tirades about nonsense. Both Lisa and Camille has devastating losses but are the targets in of a self-righteous jihad because of the endless animosity and jealousy of Rinna and Erika, the self protective slithering of Dorito and the blatant stupidity of the born followers Kyle and Teddi. The reunion promises to be more of the same bullshit and to quote Camille “not worth your time.”  

The recent news of the mounting legal and financial woes of Dorito, Kyle and Erika can only give LVP fans a sense of  Schadenfreude. Let’s all have a lunch at Villa Rosa celebrating that! We can have LVP and Ken, Jiggy, Camille, Joyce, Hanky and Panky, Allison DuBois, Grumpy Cat and Jax and Brittany for Comic relief. Now that’s a lunch!

[RHoBH in the Media]

5 minutes ago, AUJulia said:

It’s probably a long shot, but it’s not that far fetched for Kyle and/or Mauricio to have bragged to the other HWs or their husbands about the deal. I guess the plaintiffs are looking for an admission against interest from Mauricio that allows them to get around hearsay rules. I’m wondering exactly what facts are contested at this point. Wild guess is they’re at odds over whether Mauricio arranged to get the place cheap beforehand or after a bonafide arm’s length deal. i.e. whether he knew his seller was getting too little at the time of contract. 

I agree completely and tracks with my view.

I just think if these morons are put on the stand you can’t imagine the ramifications. How is that going to work out?

Not good. 

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4 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

I don’t watch all the time, but can someone tell me what the other girls have to do with Mauricio?  Are they all crooks?

They are being called as witnesses because they attended a party on camera at the property in question. They be asked about that under subpoena but what is more interesting is other discovery that might go on in the trial.

For instance they might be asked “where they spending and living beyond their means?”

I wonder how Dorito will answer that one?

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I would not criticize Kyle for taping her breasts.

Nobody wants to see her trip on the red carpet.

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Actually Dorito is the cow. Rinna is the duck lipped platypus.

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The news that Doritos assets have been frozen and Kyle’s husband is still on the hook for millions of dollars is just proof that instant Karma is gonna get you. 

It’s very satisfying.

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I think it is 32 million that is in dispute in this case. He can’t settle and if he loses he will be in a lot of trouble.

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Good news. Mauricio lost in court today and the lawsuit about his sleazy crooked moves will continue so all of the Housewives will have to testify.

I wonder if they will film that for next season?

You know. So we can see Kyle’s “truth.” 

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I believe they don’t get to touch the frozen accounts. They get to use current income or at least a portion of it that is not subject to garnishment. If they transfer funds from overseas they will have to disclose it   Unless they do it under the table.

They are not in a good spot.

Its like they were dumped in a kill shelter.

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Lisa could cure cancer and people would complain that she put oncologists out of work.  

Lisa’s “promotional” charity work saved thousands of dogs and kept them from being eaten. Show what any of these worthless bitches have done to make the world a better place besides having their accounts garnished and stealing their Goddam houses!

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2 minutes ago, AUJulia said:

I have a slightly different take on what’s been happening. The gang seems to me to simply expect her to just go on as usual despite the impasse on the ROL disagreement. That’s the usual outcome when there’s a big fight. The offended parties agree to disagree or they do what Kim did and what Camille did/does: agree to move on but hold a grudge. I don’t think they all really expect LVP to cave in anyway, just to not continue to be angry. I do think they’d welcome her back (I.e., not freeze her out) but they probably would needle her forever about doggie-gate. (FWIW I do not think she had clean hands in that whole thing but I also think it was pointless to try to force a confession out of her—it was never gonna happen).

I think this close to the truth when you say that they expected Lisa to accept their character assassination and operate business as usual. When Lisa realized that life is too short and the likes of “Teddi is not worth my time” was not worth responding to they were nonplussed. They can’t understand that Lisa would drop the money and the show because her brothers death and their lack of simple human compassion showed who they are. “Here’s a tweet with pills on a cupcake like your brother used to kill himself.”  “I have problems too Lisa.” “It’s the consensus that you are not telling the truth.” 

Who would want to consort with such people. They make Jax and Tequila Katie seem like Mother Theresa.

These dim blunts were caught flat footed by Lisa’s reaction and that of her millions of fans. Now they are going to turn on each other. Erika and Dorito are shown in a clip turning on Teddi.  Rinna has no compassion or loyalty to anyone. They can savage Camille a little but the fact is she is not a full cast member who was brought on because her life is much more interesting than their mundane existence.  (Clip those toenails Kyle)

They didn’t realize what they have done. The only good thing to come out of it is that most of them should be gone by next season.

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28 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

IOverall I see much more good than bad in LVP and agree she hasn’t always been treated kindly. Much as I agree with you these women should have treated her better this season, I just don’t see the situation as black and white as some of the LVP fans, that it was a bunch of evil women who simply hate another woman whose only crime is being more popular with RH fans. Jealousy may play a part in the divide this year, but I don’t think it’s the sole issue. 

What you say is reasonable but Jealousy is about 99% of the issue.

Kyle has always been very jealous of Lisa. So she was than happy to be leading the charge against Lisa so she could humble her as she became Queen. Erika always had it in for her ever since her senile old man flirted with her years ago. Dorito thought she could slide out from blame for puppy dumping and eventually Lisa would forgive her. Teddi is a puppet who has Rinnas hand shoved up her ass. Rinna is Rinna.

It has all backfired and I think they know it. It will be interesting to see how it shakes out at the reunion.

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59 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I think LVP is generally kindhearted and fun and only wants to have a positive impact in the world. I don’t think she’s the dark cloud some of the women want to make her out to be. However I didn’t like either of those comments. Both cruel. 

Everybody is not one thing. Lisa seemed generous in hosting these woman at her house and her restaurants all the time. She often took the newbies under her wing. Of course the Vanderpump Derangement Victims claim that she was grooming them but it seems like she was being kind. She took in Brandi until she showed her true nature and she disassociated herself. Brandi’s behavior was a function of her character not any manipulation. She befriended Joyce who the rest of the cast ostracized in a clearly racial attack (on Brandis part) Lisa even befriended Teddi when Dorit and Erica went after her. It seems at the reunion they are going back on the attack and Teddi can only look to Kyle for help.

Good luck with that.

When you review the gang ups in prior reunions you should realize that Lisa is more sinned against then sinning.

Thank God that LVP left this nest of vipers.

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Wait a minute. Did Kyle get that dress from Carol Burnett?

Somewhere a movie theater is missing their curtains.

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If the food is delicious most people won’t complain. It’s the poseurs and phony’s who will bitch that it is not fancy enough. The “ chicken is for poor people” crowd and you can never satisfy them anyway.