Mme. Thenardier

Austin, slow your damn roll. We know you are Michael Pearl in training, but you out Pearling the Pearls. Why do they not know that when eating chocolate fondue, simply use a spoon to ladle some chocolate on your plate for dipping. That solves the whole germaphobe issue. Also, ignorance of other cultures isn't cute or funny. It's gross, Austin, and so are you. I feel that we really need to introduce alcohol to these events. Ben's whole orthorexia might slow down and Austin would either chill out a little, or else be a really mean drunk, like his SIL Jessa would be. Austin and Joy both seem miserable and I wish she would punch him in the face. I just cannot with Lauren. Her voice freaks me out. I think the whole Jinder reveal was ridiculous and mean. They made Grandma Duggar do the obstacle course. My family would not be having it. Color me shocked that Michelle;s crappy recipe called for the foot shavings that Kraft collects pulverizes, and puts in the jar. I also liked that someone threw shade at Michelle by giving little Felicity a sleeveless shirt and pants (shocking!) and that the Vuolos completely outclassed them with the brand new stroller.