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If it were my husband, it'd be of the surgery required to remove my boot from his ass.

Daaamn, my brother's birth weight *plus* my birthweight wasn't even ten pounds. Granted, my mam is 4'9" and when she was at term with me she just barely went over 105lb, but I've heard of other small women having huge kids and I just reaaaallllllyyyy hope I take after my mom on this one. Jeebus.