MyBigFatFakeLife

The power of drugs and/or booze. I doubt he cheated with a Heather-type of woman, I bet they were all pick ups (whores, other druggies, drunks) from the bar. Which makes me scared for Heather and her overall health.

Hopefully Heather has taken every STD test under the sun. And tested negative for all of them. Buddy, what a POS. It’s one thing to take a casual relationship lightly, but to do it with a woman who thinks of you as the second father of her children? (Although I don’t know the whole details of their relationship, it was portrayed as pretty serious, but who knows) He may or may not blame it on coke, but it was a crappy move. I don’t think Buddy will be around much if future seasons are in the horizon. Maybe a FaceTime call here or there, but that’s it.

Nothing says ready for motherhood like having your fingers covered with Cheetos dust.

She’s fake Jewish, fake lesbian, was fake pregnant and now is fake adopting a child with Tal. That’s so Whitney.

Whitney could be already pregnant with Tal’s baby. Who knows. Or maybe not. Let’s hope not. The name for the episode is alarming though. Is she going to cover her face like the baby is dropping Molotovs every time she changes it’s diapers like she did with Tal’s nephew. What a drama queen

Why wouldn’t she talk about her past as Fitty Smallz collaborator on MBFFL? She’s talked about everything but this. How did you guys know about this? Also, not cool pretending to be the girl singing, reminds me of those 90s one hit wonders with thin, young, beautiful black women singing in the videos when in fact it was an older, fat black woman. Or for Friends fans, the whole Smelly Cat video episode. Isn’t it funny how Whitney is the “face” this time. Wonder who the real singer is.

A proud moment for the Thore family. I can only imagine a “What is this?” in Trainer Will’s voice.

There’s another song called Gluteus Maximus, featuring Whitney. I guess she needed to pay rent. I wonder if Fitty Smallz and Whitney were a thing at one point.

There goes my lunch.

After watching that video I’m convinced Whitney has done obesity porn or whatever it’s called, or she has or had webcams in her room before TLC. Let’s not be shocked when something like that comes up in the news. The hypocrisy though, I thought she hated men with a fat fetish. And girl, that video is all but No Body Shame. What a joke.

Oh. My. God.

The look of shame on Babs’ face was too real. Same with Glenn’s uncomfortable laugh when she asked to smell the dolphin’s breath. What is wrong with this woman?

Or If she has gastric bypass surgery there’s no more Big Fat life. Fired. It’s like sterile Duggars. TLC most likely drives her to McDonald’s

Oh, that was you! Good for you! Yeah, she said “for personal reasons she won’t have surgery”. Maybe she’s one of those nuts who believes it’s mutilating your stomach. It’s a drastic measure but if it needs to be, so be it. I quit following that mess and her crazy fans

Yep, she’s always mentioning how sexual she is, to her dad, especially. I cringed when she discussed how she and Lenny were “living in sin” because they were “obviously” having sex and that has happened many times in her life. Barf. Ok, Whitney, you have sex, got it. And in that speech she did in her old college, she mentions how her boyfriend wanted to make love to her, but she wouldn’t let him. Why wouldn’t an adult woman be having sex if she has partners? But she keeps making sure we know she indeed has sex with them. Are we missing something here?