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My morning social media surfing saw a lot of people asking the same thing. Their vibe is bad.

I was cruising #MorningJoe to see if everyone else was grumpy about today too and ....... Did Joe really say “sex is expensive”? Lol

It's so bad. I just turned it off. They don't care, I don't care. ?‍♀️

The question of our age, dear oakville.

This morning Know Your Value (could she have chosen a worse name?) posted another video about advocating for equal pay through Mika's example. Joe retweeted it. I read some of the replies. I'd guess over 80% of them say "have an affair and then get engaged to your boss" or something similar, another chunk saying "be born into an establishment family" and the rest just bashing her. I still can't believe she is re-releasing on this topic after going public and getting engaged. Everyone saw these responses coming. She's going to have to address it eventually. It's so weird she willingly walked up to this.

Mika thinks women getting paid more will "solve" the #MeToo problem. I assume she means workplace sexual harassment. ? ETA: Does Mika not even suspect Joe helped her out with money in a bid to get in her sheath?

Mika is really feeling herself on #EqualPayDay and these later segments. Did Joe get exiled to a bunker because he's sexist? Lol jk, kinda.

Right?! They spent so much time talking about Trump ad nauseum and now, when it's a real story, they focus on other news. Guys! Mika's scarf is gone. The left side of her hair has gone rogue.

I wonder what Mika has against typing out the word “you”...

Did she stand on the hood of the car to take that? It’s not even a good photo of the old guy. ? The birthday boy and his fiancée are being v. quiet about this latest news on Twitter.

Will Mika Brzezinski appear on Morning Joe tomorrow?

? Will Michael Avenatti be on Morning Joe tomorrow? It's the obvious interview to line up, but...

The twitter replies to this are ruthless, on her account, Joe's account and InStyle's. Someone surely had to forewarn Mika this topic would be extra-iffy for her to address given she's engaged to her boss. Right? Riiiiight? Loooooooool. Mika posted the weirdest Instagram photo for Joe's birthday. What is even going on in this? Are they buckling up in a spaceship? What about any part of this makes her think "this, this is the photo I will post on social media!"

I can't imagine Joe attending anything where a main award is going to his arch-nemesis Access Maggie.

https://twitter.com/morning_joe/status/983327336555741184?s=21

The kicker for me was at the end of the show. Mika blew her little blow thingy into Joe’s cheek and he said he’s abused. Joe and ⚡️Kasie⚡️‘s mum share a birthday!

Bingo. I'd put money on it. Mika's brothers.

http://www.instyle.com/news/morning-joe-mika-brzezinski-know-your-value-wage-gap Morning Joe Cohost Mika Brzezinski Will Never Make This Money Mistake Again Joe's disappeared from her story on this this time around. I won't lie, I'm more than ready for this gossip. Lol

What an awkward ass birthday celebration.

What did the make up artist do to Elise Jordan?! Oh my. Something is off.

Joe’s really upset MA teased the CD/DVD and nothing has come of it. Does he want to make sure he has a bigger penis than Trump?

True, I could be reading too much into him. I did think it was weird how he kept going on about “why didn’t they try to ID the man Trump sent,” which is what made me think he questioned the whole thing. But you’re right, it was probably more of a legal expert pissing contest. I’d forgotten the post-MA round table with Donny and Mika wanting to say who they thought it was and Country Lawyer Joe stopping them from getting their asses sued. The good old days, before Joe’s spray tan and Lasik. Social media round up: I wonder if Mika was absent this week because she was in DC helping plan her brothers polar express award. That would be weird, but who the hell even knows anymore. She just posted a lot of photos of it and she’s wearing her blue MJ dress and scarf duo, so it was probably Friday. Joe is really feeling the Pope these days.

It's. So. Weird. Ok, so there was that first meeting, The Day of Mika's Big Scoop. Michael Avenatti made Mika's chair swivel, but Joe was an asshole to her and not MA. Second meeting, The Day Mika Disappeared. MA is back on Morning Joe the morning after the 60 Minutes interview. Everyone here, on Twitter and on Instagram started side-eying because Mika was MIA. Mika fucking loved this story. She talked about it daily when Joe was gone and Mika ran Morning Mika. She wrote barely literate Tweets about it. No way Mika "a STORMY is coming ⛈ 4 u" Brzezinski willingly sat this one out. And from here on out Joe is a complete jerk to MA and tries to put on his Dumb Country Lawyer (TM) hat over and over. But Joe being Joe doesn't just let it go after the morning after interview. No. He continues to bring up the interview, bring up the CD/DVD, and discuss his theories on how MA doesn't have anything and questioning legal stuff, blah blah, I get the feeling Joe doesn't believe Cliffords was threatened, for practically every single day since.

NEIGHBOR! Lol. Michael Avenatti sorta resembles Mika's ex husband. ? ETA: Mika's only recent non-KYV tweet was re-tweeting Heilemann about Avenatti looking like some actor. Loooool.