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There are eight little boxes. I want to believe that’s very subtle shade but I imagine it’s just another coincidence (admittedly more of a coincidence than Joe and Mika not being on set together in over a month).

It’s nice the Morning Joe custody agreement let Scoop have such a big newsholiday.

Mika is back..... but Joe is gone. ? Curious coincidence.

Does anyone else sometimes watch the show and feel like Elise Jordan is trying for Mrs Scarborough the Fourth?

The call is coming from inside the house.

HOWLING

Is Joe self-aware enough to notice his show is terrible these days?

Nah. Not just you. WOMEN STANDING IN THE RAIN TO VOTE! Pass me the vodka, She Who Shan’t Be Named!

You mean after taking two-thirds of 2018 off? There’s still time for them to cancel. Lol

This is so sad. A morose looking Joe quietly and slowly introducing the jam packed 8:00 hour so please stay tuned. Please. I beg you. Don’t change the channel. More Morning Joe next.

I had to go take a look and hoooooo boy, he is getting dragged from every angle... by Trumpers, never-Trumper Republicans, Democrats. Everyone. ETA From my Twitter journey, I do feel bad for him that a lot of people are @-ing him asking if Mika’s MIA because he hit her or she hit her head in his office. They really should say something. It’s weird and getting weirder.

I get really uncomfortable when Joe turns the show into church.

Joe’s bromance for Jeb! is getting a lot of play today. ETA Joe looks exhausted.

Five little screens right now.

? He puts more thought into Twitter replies than the show. Still. He will never admit.

Is Mika still among the living? This is absurd. ETA Remember when Melania disappeared? This is like the Cable News version. I wonder what will happen with Know Your Value when Mika is replaced by someone younger and more competent (and someone who shows up).

The old Jeb!-style Republicans are turning on Joe and calling him out... https://mobile.twitter.com/timodc/status/1031210768505552896

When is it ok to wear heels? Or not. Mika thinks wearing heels in the work place makes you seem like a hussy. Or something. https://www.instagram.com/p/BkxszKQH6eU/?taken-by=_knowyourvalue The one where we learned Mika’s kids don’t like her. https://www.instagram.com/p/BlG2BJDlfub/?taken-by=_knowyourvalue BUT! She’s too blessed to be stressed. https://www.instagram.com/p/BlJYdgbnVWb/?taken-by=_knowyourvalue Alone Time Part 1. https://www.instagram.com/p/Blas2oelFQX/?taken-by=_knowyourvalue Day Drink in Daily Mail sweaters. Alone Time Part 2. https://www.instagram.com/p/BlnrcSyHHe7/?taken-by=_knowyourvalue Running in the middle of a street making a video, and apparently Mika runs weird and thinks it looks like she’s dancing... https://www.instagram.com/p/BmQ1-CAnfis/?taken-by=_knowyourvalue This video of a frog just barely clinging on, which she later says in the comments is her life. https://www.instagram.com/p/BmRzsGBAqNk/?taken-by=mikabrzezinski Teddysmom has the pulse on Twitter. Lol. I think she said Mika’s been giving sage advice over there from her diary via KYV, including how to wear sunscreen, hair length, debates on milk, and menopause.

You know I can lol. I’ll go find some links and be back.

This is my favorite topic. ? I’ll take one and leave more fun for the others. A few weeks ago, three or so, when Mika and Joe were both on the super long vacay break, Mika went on Know Your Value and posted a video of her day drinking some red wine in a Daily Mail sweatshirt. She mentioned how sometimes you have to wear the sweatshirts of news organisations that have mocked you, drink a lot of wine (at noon), and take time for yourself completely by yourself. She looked a bit vacant and one of her fingernails nearly gave me a panic attack. Little did we know that this was the start of a strange social media trend... ETA oh NO I’m wrong, this wasn’t the beginning. I’d totally forgotten about these: she posted another video about needing to be alone, and then how her daughters never want to see her, and then “too blessed to be stressed”!

Its so strange they aren’t even mentioning her in the, what, three weeks she’s missed out of the last five? Is there some drama or scandal they’re dealing with/trying to get ahead of and purposely keeping her out of sight out of mind?

Maybe they’ll be lucky enough to book Mika for an appearance when her book gets re-released.

This just showed up on my timeline.

I wish Page Six would get on this. ?

I totally agree with her. Judging from her latest pig Instagram, she’s in Maine. Who knows where Joe is, but Maine has never had a bunker before, so probably not Maine. I mentioned this before and it got deleted, but she really presents as if she’s on the verge of a breakdown. She was in the comments of her frog Instagram video saying the frog clinging onto the mirror for dear life was her life. Like. Ok.