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  1. On 3/16/2022 at 10:27 PM, WhiskeyVictor said:

    His oleaginous mane is more reminiscent of a long-haul inmate in a Turkish prison

    🤣🤣🤣

    On 3/16/2022 at 10:27 PM, WhiskeyVictor said:

    a plant on the same lines as Lexi,

    Lexi 🤢

    who is worse, Lexi or Rayna? 🤔

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  2. 3 hours ago, Tipsymcstagger said:

    ETA: why is Meghan positioning herself as the voice of bariatric surgery? She’s done abt jack all since the initial weight came off. And - why is everything these ladies do to “cheer Meghan up”? I’d be a bit annoyed to constantly be stroking her ego. But at the same time I don’t think any of these women are friends IRL

    If I had to choose between spending 30 minutes with Meghan or 30 minutes with a sack of my dog’s poop…well let’s just say I’m glad he’s a small dog and that I have a cold so my nose is stopped up. I’m sure she’s a nice person, but the constant teary “I love yous” (I love you, I care about you, that’s what friends do, I want the best for you 🤢🤢) just put me off. It seems fake and contrived, but TBH it reminds me of a couple fake and contrived family members, so it could just be me. 
    And while I’m at it, she’d be one of the last people I’d take advice from on any serious matter. Get your own life together and do whatever it takes to move out if your friend’s basement; quit dressing like you’re Molly Ringwald in an 80s movie, and lose another 200 lbs —  maybe then we’ll talk. 

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  3. On 1/18/2022 at 2:50 PM, heatherchandler said:

    I can tell she has made changes but I can't put my finger on what exactly. 

    I too was thinking she looks different, but I chalked it up to my perception of her. You know how when you get to know someone, and he or she is such a good person you find them more attractive? The opposite can also hold true. 

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  4. On 1/18/2022 at 11:26 AM, snarts said:

    so happy there's no Hannah.

    💯

    On 1/18/2022 at 12:00 PM, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

    I used to like Paige, but I think her d-list fame has gotten to her head or she is really so insecure and needy. I still like Ciara, although I wish she didn't get involved with Austin.

    Same, although in my never humble opinion, Ciara is just as bad as Paige. I can only watch this in small doses. I should probably drop it. I probably won’t. 😂

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  5. 6 minutes ago, aliya said:

    Yeah. I didn't want to get yelled at for being anti-poverty or something, but yeah. She's just not my kind of person. Call me Robin.

    Nah, her problem isn’t poverty; it’s a complete lack of self-awareness, plus a generous scoop of fame-whoredom, times a totally unwarranted belief that her antics are amusing. I’d like to see her and Tammy in a steel cage match. 

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  6. 28 minutes ago, aliya said:

    I'm kinda turned off by Vanessa (the one who can't decide if she should do the surgery or not). Just because you were raised poor, doesn't mean you have to be vulgar. I find her uncomfortable to watch.

    If by “kinda turned off” you mean you’re totally repulsed, you think her tales of sexual exploits are the nightmare-inducing lies of a lying liar, you want to punch her square in the face, and you watch to *see* her disgusting sorry ass fail, then me, too. If not, please pardon the interruption. ☺️

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  7. 21 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

    And that bedspread. I think Robin was hoping for an 800 lb baby girl 

    This is one of those perfect snarks that I will, for some unknown reason, think about when I’m in the middle of trying to teach a very dark and sad poem tomorrow. I will fight the urge to laugh. I do not predict success. Pray for my students 😂

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  8. On 2/3/2022 at 11:47 AM, magemaud said:
    On 2/3/2022 at 8:32 AM, charmed1 said:

     

    ...and "he started talking to her." I guess "welcome to Wal-Mart" counts as a pick up line. 

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  9. On 1/28/2022 at 9:52 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

    She explains she moved out to be homeless with her boyfriend, but then says her husband broke her oxygen intake before she moved in with the boyfriend. Dr. Paradise’s face was golden, he had to ask her to slow down because he was confused. He literally shook his head at one point.

    another question is how did Phillip and Dolly fit in that tiny bed?

     “I lost 40 pounds, that is almost 60” 😂 No…

    it isn’t 

    That scene was priceless. And it came after the visit to Dr. Now when she thought he might go ahead and approve her for surgery because, among her other innumerable accomplishments, she hadn’t been using her oxygen “as much.” Well I guess not, if your polygamous husband broke it. 
    That was the visit when, y’know, instead of approving her for surgery he sent her to Dr. Paradise because of her odd choices and behavior 🤣

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  10. 1 hour ago, Elizzikra said:

    Did she say $18 for a "whole chicken?" Isn't that pretty pricy for a chicken?

    It’s organic free-range gourmet high fiber functional gluten-free adaptogenic sugar-free salt-free non GMO high antioxidant unvaxxed upcycled recycled wagu chicken. 

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  11. 1 hour ago, Lima Bean said:

    I have come to the conclusion that all of these people would score low on an I.Q. test, in addition to whatever mental health issues they have going on. No participant on this show is a member of MENSA.

    Um, you forget Schenee! 
    (2 references to that gargoyle in one night)

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  12. 28 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

    DEAR GOD GET A LOAD OF MAMA

    Perhaps the punk rocker look is no longer age appropriate. Could I recommend a simple white turtleneck, a chic pixie with some longer pieces up front, a dab of concealer, light mascara, and a punchy lip gloss? No? Go f myself? Alrighty then 🤣

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  13. 19 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

    I second that statement.  Hope you all order your free covid test kits.  I ordered mine yesterday.

    I was able to get some from my county health department but I may go ahead and order more. My (very small) school district is in its second week of letting parents decide whether or not to send their kids. Great policy! 🙄 but there’s really no other way to keep the parents happy. I teach seniors and juniors, so except for a few who have wandered in to get help or just get out of the house, mine are working from home. Our elementary school, on the other hand, is struggling mightily. My state had a record number of new cases today — shattering the previous records which were shattered every other day last week. 
    My eating habit was a salad with sesame lime vinaigrette. Tasty. 
    Now who’s ready to snaaaaaark? 🤩

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