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My MIL and her ex boyfriend used to do this. It drove us up the wall (she lived with us at the time) because they'd greet one another first thing in the morning and then the rest of the day was just a random "Baby, what are you doing?" and listening to one another breathing. 😂 Every now and then he'd put her on mute or hang up long enough to check on a patient (he worked in a hospital lifting and turning patients), but as soon as that was done it was "I'm back, baby!" And then background noise and conversations alllll day long. How her phone never needed to be charged is beyond me. That thing was on from first thing in the morning to well past midnight.

Been missing the live chats SOOOOO much! I work overnights Wednesday nights at the Smiley Box place now, so I miss the live show and chatting with y'all. 😭 Holy christ on several hundred bikes. What in the world is going on here!? It's like Seana 2.0, with a froggy backpack, wispy half ponytails, and a dump truck of leftover Lisa Frank colors. Poor mom, yanno? She obviously loves her daughter, and her granddaughter. But she wasn't wanting to be mom again, and she's doing it anyway. I have a feeling she's one tough lady on the outside, but she definitely shows love to them both, she's just absolutely over Dolly's impulsive behavior. I just hope the little one can stop the cycle as she grows up. I absolutely understand mom's frustration and why shes hurt. "He has a wife now." Uh yeah, YOU. You're the wife, this "kinda like a sister wife" is the girlfriend until you two get divorced. Who in their right mind... well. Stop bouncing from man to man like a basketball at an NBA game. Focus on getting healthy and in a good mental health space and teaching your daughter good habits instead. Not every person has good intentions and not every date needs to end up in moving in after two days or getting engaged after 20 minutes. The house. The house. it honestly reminds me of a childhood friend's home. Her parents bought a house that had been fully hoarded. They cleaned half the hoard out and moved their belongings in over the rest of the hoard. Everything was always dirty, floors absolutely creaked and sagged under anybody's weight, and they never bothered to clean the in ground pool (cuz 'rainwater is clean') so the kids swam in what was basically a swamp. But it was totally awesome in their eyes because it was a historic house. Mama said what a LOT of the show's past mamas needed to say. She lost 200lbs probably being stressed the fuck out raising a 3 year old and a 25 year old plus the BFF hanging around. Both young women better have listened up and straightened up.

Okay Joyce. "I WAS FORCED." Aw poor sweet baby. Forced by a medical professional to come and make sure you're not in iminent danger or gonna keep over dead any minute.

Well shit, my body craved dirt at two points in my life. Surely that's not as detrimental as orange juice. Guess I'll eat it if I ever experience that again 😂 But y'all will have to remind me not to drink orange juice or eat grapes or crackers.

CHILD THE MAN IS WHAT, ALMOST 80!? Do you seriously think he hasn't lost a parent? Friend? Family members?? No, just you. Your family is the only family to lose someone. We're all secretly Tolkien's immortal Elves, and you're the only human.

My oldest is about to turn 10, I haven't slept in almost 10 years and the nine months of pregnancy. 😭😂😂 Help me, Dr. Nownobi, it's not my fault.

I'm not getting this "we can't leave them alone!" It's one day, get them up and fed early, let them go exercise while you get dressed. Go to your appointment, come home and let them out first thing while you get their dinner ready. People (myself included in the past) do it daily when they leave for work. Even in homes without a doggy door!

10 or 11 and up at 7 or 8!? Jeanne, you wild child! Barbara, woman if you don't sit the hell down, I'll duct tape you to the damn chair. REST PLEASE.

Love you mom, get well soon so you can take care of me again. Xoxo I'm almost positive they have no running water at this point. But then I remember coworkers that had running water and were just so lazy that they reeked of unwashed body and clothing. So I'm not sure what's up with their lack of cleanliness..

Jesus, I'm surprised it only took a month for her mom to get an infection in that filthy house.

Aw hail, Jeanne's back! Here we goooooo!

Pauline-esque sobbing for more pain meds in 5...4...3...2...

Whoops, I'm still picking my jaw up off the floor after she barked "Okay, DAVID!" and up he popped. I thought he'd have split while waiting in the waiting room, leaving the little dust cloud behind like Roadrunner.

Git 'er Dr Flowers. She's making me ragey now.