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I totally agree 100%. U couldn't be more dead on right about deonna there. Clearly she has more nuts in her jar than the planters peanut company. All I hear now are 10 years worth of cuckoo clocks going off in her head because that girl is acting cra ray zee !!!! I think its so stupid for her to give attitude and judge others just because she decided to stupidly lock herself away in a cave for past 10 years. That however doesn't mean that others should have also done the same, but she expects them to have. It seems that she is always acting surprised that she wasnt match up with a guy who also locked himself away for past 10 years as well. Like if that is actually normal behavior. So what now Dumbanna? ( yes, thats what Im gonna call u from now on) u decide to put your life on pause for 10 years? yet others are not allowed to have lived theirs in that same time? Stop acting so surprised and so damn hurt every time u hear that others have lived a life while u were hiding on your deserted island the past 10 years " dating yourself " . All I hear now when she opens her mouth is cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo . . .

Reenactment in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . . hahaha

"I'm a Damn MotherFucking Therapist, yo!" 🤣🤣

Yikes X 1 billion !!! 🤮🤮🤮

Seeing amber and her stomach tattoo was a big surprise for me lol I definitely didnt see that coming from a 8th grade teacher hahaha Bit of a wild streak in her apparently lmao 😂🤣

This is jamie seinfeld counter for beth hahaha

Meanwhile big red chardonnay says that she wants to be in the water with the sharks during her period? Close enough that she can count the gills, im like wtf? [ face palm ] omfg lmao Guess its time to now cue the music from the movie jaws lol

Deanna just blurted out of the blue that she didnt want anymore compliments from greg. I didnt see why or where that came from as they just sitting on that bench under the tree in the shade. So it must have been on her mind for her to just say that to greg completely from out of nowhere. Im feeling that was it definitely not warranted or necessary at that moment to say something like that to greg for no reason at all. She needs to loosen up and the 10 plus years of her so called "self dating" is starting to now show how really awkward she is around another man and interacting with them. She also said that she was been bird pooped 2 times before in the past, well TBH at that point, I was hoping that would be the 3rd time under that tree hahaha She would have totally deserved it at that point for what she said to greg lol

Im a equal opportunity snarker as well hahaha 😂😂 Doesnt matter to me whether it is man or woman, if they act like complete boneheads on the show then I'm going to talk about them in here lmao hahaha lol 🤣🤣

1) Hard hitting focused questions to pinpoint the accuracy and suitability of top notched and upper tier ranked applicants to seek out the best of the very best. The 1 percenter. MAFS producer : are u willing to go on camera and act like a completely unhinged, totally deranged, mentally unstable, superficial out of touch with reality idiot and ultra desperate lunatic, all in the hopes of inflating our ratings and help us to drum up corporate advertising revenue? MAFS prospect : duh what was the first, middle and last part again? MAFS producer : ok thats perfect. you are in, next in line please !!! 2) In depth and laser beam top to bottom lateral analysis to ascertain the worthiness of applicants and the viability of the relationship for long term compatibility. MAFS producer : what is YOUR IQ? MAFS prospect : what is AN IQ? MAFS producer : ok thats perfect. you are in, next in line please !!! 3) Character and personality chart and graph formulation to help seek out those who are apt to thrive in the MAFS environment and flourish with their potential partner and reaching unrealistic and impossible to obtain pre-determined social, spiritual, emotional and physical goals and objectives. MAFS producer : do u look smoking hot in a 2 piece bikini? MAFS prospect : can I go in my birthday suit instead? MAFS producer : ok thats perfect. you are in, next in line please !!!

I'll be referring to that crazy couple now as... Big red chardonnay dumb Jamie Seinfeld dumb dumb Hahaha 🤣🤣

Thats totally fine buddy. Im 100% ok with that lmao She can suck on my neck as much as she wants, among others things on my body hahaha 🤩🤣😍

I dont even give 2 shits NOW !!! lol 😂😂😂

They didnt apparently !!! lol 😂 Well at least thats what they have said so far anyways Who knows? that story could change by episode 7 or 8 lmao Like when kate kept saying that "kissing" puke made him feel dead inside and repulsed. Well we all found out later that "kissing" was really their code word for sex

Well in any case since I dont know how to delete or undo this post, so mind as well post a random pic of my super sexy TeeVee wifey amanda, since sadly she didnt make it to episode 3 lol 😍❤️❤️

The show stated that this is the 1st time that they are doing/trying this.

Yep, theres the side effect of that 10 plus years of her incredibly insane "so called dating herself" rearing its ugly head right there. Deonna sees nothing, hears nothing, speaks nothing and evidently KNOWS NOTHING !!! 😂😂😂

Heres the reaction from big red chardonnays dad...... while he is watching the steaming bedroom scenes with jamie and his daughter LOL 😂😂😂

Wow really surprised me that not one of the couples got it on on their wedding night. shocker lol I had guessed beforehand that it would have been at least 2 of the 4 couples (big red chardonnay/jamie and amber/matt) Oh well hahaha 😂

Also the fact that keith pretends to NOT already know that iris is a virgin and is trying to act "naturally surprised" upon hearing it for the FAKE "1st time" doesnt exactly show much for him on trying to start out the relationship on honestly and communication. just saying. Especially when keith knows that EVENTUALLY iris will find out when they air the wedding episode and she sees that keiths mom already told him earlier that night. so thats really stupid IMO to take that route and fake the not knowing angle. Mistake followed up by another mistake IMO.

Iris : tell me a secret that ONLY u can tell your wife. Keith : hmm, let me think.... Earth to Iris ............ the cameras are currently filming you, so yeah its NOT just a secret BETWEEN a husband and wife ANYMORE if its being recorded and documented. DOH !!!!!!!!

Yes, thats exactly my point ! how rude of her. She apparently locked herself away in a cave this past decade and is now READY to conquer the world lol 😂 And on a separate side note, looks like its only Jack S and myself that are the only ones here that wants sexy smoking hot amanda hahaha 😍❤️❤️

For me the couple who are going to crash and burn the most easily and the quickest is hands down, deonna and greg. My take on the couple is this.... Not even 5 mins into their first conversation, she tells greg that she hasnt been in a relationship for OVER 10 years. Yep OVER 10 years. Then proceeds to say to greg not once but twice, " I feel the judgement ". Talk about starting out on the wrong foot. I seriously could not believe that she would get actually get mad at anyone for reacting to her in the same way greg did, as any normal rational person would be surprised AF to hear that. She tells the " so called experts " that her 1st boyfriend was her high school boyfriend. Then he supposedly hurts her so badly that she then decides to swears off men and getting into any type of relationship for the next decade plus. Fast forward to today, she is now 30 which means that from ages 20 or even 19 or earlier, thats when he broke her heart. Once again she states that it was OVER 10 years ago, so she could have been 18 or 19 when whatever bad happened to her, not necessarily from only 20 to 30. In any case, she has one relationship under her belt and thats the extent of her entire relationship experience/knowledge. She then proceeds to jump straight into a blind marriage, stating that she is ready now for " the next step " after stating that she was " only dating herself " the past decade or even possibly longer. Yeah ok darling, are you totally delusional? do you even know how to handle being in a bf/gf relationship, much less being in a full on blind marriage? I think not. So yeah, I dont see that working out long term. no way. 1st one to crash and burn IMO. And this . . . Yes ladies and gentleman, NOT once but TWICE she said that to greg. Also put her hand up to greg when she said it too, how RUDE !!!

Right here lol And here hahaha

And on a completely unrelated topic.... My super sexy TeeVee wifey, amanda the amazing caught the bouquet lol 😍❤️❤️❤️