[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

1 minute ago, Mu Shu said:

I like a rowdy good time. I enjoy biker bars. I’ve never seen women in those bars  behave like this. It’s just damn embarrassing and not funny anymore. 

It’s all fake. It’s all for attention, obviously and especially male attention, and validation. It’s exhausting even through the screen.

[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

Gina had some nerve calling Kelly needy and making fun of her for feeling anxious about not hearing from her dude. She’s such a loser. So mean, hypocritical, messy, totally lacking self-awareness. I’m thinking that as tacky and TJ Maxx sale rack as Gina is, she’s aware that random dudes are clocking her appeal v. Kelly’s, and crooked-faced, bloated, Muppet-skinning Gina is coming up short. It’s the only kind of currency Gina values.

Even with her husband’s problems,  Gina is unstable and erratic enough that she is jeopardizing her custody of her kids. She’s jeopardizing any shot at making stable friendships and building her standing with other parents and she really needs that; her parents live cross-country, she’s still new in town and in the school system. I would not want to host her or have her host my kid. Her level of crazy is very different than Kelly’s, because Gina is a user, and a liar. It’s not the same thing and it’s disturbing that she thinks she can keep throwing rocks without consequences following her around.

[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

2 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

I wonder what Shannon’s girls think.  She’s done a 180.  Personally, I don’t think she’s as happy as she says.  Tongue kissing a stranger on a train is fun ?  She’s full of shit, plus she’s 55 now, getting plastic surgery and her vagina is gonna break from the sex injections.  That’s real fun, my ass. Plus her drinking probably during the day also.  I’d take watching tv with the husband any day.  Watching this shit show makes me realize how good I have it, if it’s real.

I really agree! I don’t think Shannon is fundamentally happy.  I don’t think she’s actually “fun” at heart in that robotic, manipulative, liver-spotted party girl way that Tam and apparently Braun are.

Dubrow must shudder watching this crap, and I don’t like her.

Just now, Dance4Life said:

Whaaaaaat??? 
 

Kelly doesn’t have a husband....anymore! 🤣

Yep. So she can use her settlement and any investments and avoid gargling for mad money! 

[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

1 minute ago, Dance4Life said:

Kelly spoils her kid...?!

You mean gets her dad to buy her $450 Gucci shoes and sends her away to camp in LONDON?????!!

Yea, not her money and Kelly gets to be kid-free for the summer while Jolie gets.....educated! 🤓

I totally forgot that wives and husbands never share money! Especially when they’re learning to breathe through their ears for extra cash! 

[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

48 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

So Kelly's "boyfriend" is a successful plastic surgeon/breast augmentation doctor in Orange County California.

He meets hundreds of gorgeous (insecure) women who want bigger breasts to have a better life, attract rich men etc. So why would Kelly think she's his special "girl"? She's so fucking dumb.

She thinks that because they’re in a relationship where they’ve met each other’s kids. Come on.

[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

I love Flaming Hot Cheetos, certain stadium rock anthems, leather skirts, Joanne the Scammer gifs, Michael K’s touching and profane obituaries for Dlisted, and seasons 3-8 of The King of Queens. No one is confusing me with Pat Buckley. But I wanted to take a goddamned Silkwood shower watching this.

Have we - as in we, all humans over all of recorded history - ever watched such grim, performative, same-sex hijinks as when Braun and Tamrat ground their plastics into each other? Christ, their boobs. I was shook. They are saaaad. And ugly. And sad. Don’t we all have souls? Are theologians still duking this out? These flesh puppets are soulless. Anything to keep an orange, keep a gym open, launch a “fashion line” for an ignored child. Come on!

Shannon is in essence a spoiled brat. I’m not saying she deserved betrayal, but she is arrogant, myopic, and high-handed. Emily WAS rude to her but Shannon is always so tweaked out over having been wronged. She gets over nothing. And she looks delicate and frayed and worn for 55.  It’s not looks exactly; it’s the wear and tear of caring way too much about the stupidest shit imaginable.

Emily had big issues now but my god, Gina is the worst! WTF? How? On a planet with Truffle Hunter Gunvalson, Gina is as repulsive. It’s amazing. She is a terrible fucking person, friend - and parent. A mess. But an evil mess. Imagine that nasty little bitch in her Hofstra sorority, sneering about a depressed sister’s “flaws.” She is vile.

Kelly is super troubled but I don’t see her as being anything other than the crazy pants she is. She doesn’t fake the funk. She may spoil her kid (though I like Jolie more than every other child I’ve ever seen on this show, and I’m including mopey-assed Saint Brianna) and overshare like a fool, but I’ve no doubt she loves her. Unlike Tamra. I believe Tamrat hates her estranged daughter for potentially risking her Orange, which is the only thing she loves, including her husband, granddaughter, children, and her twisted version of her lord and savior.

...and shut the fuck up, Vicki, you are a used diaper full of year-old fish heads. You are the bogeyman that dumpster fires tell one another at Halloween. 

[S14.E08: Let’s Get Metaphysical]

I know we teach toddlers to keep hands to themselves and that Kelly is technically, as far as chronicle age (tm Ramona Singer), is not a toddler,  but...... team Kelly. I know! I know. I’m almost ashamed.

Shannon is a weak, mean, woman, and an idiot. Tamra is soulless. Gina’s utterly worthless and such a terrible friend.

And Vicki is the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in life, a cancer scammer, a liar, a grifter, disloyal, routinely unfaithful, a fucked-up mother, and her nostrils could store Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld’s car collections. It is DELICIOUS to see her throw her (significant) weight around in full truffle hunter delusion, snarling in her weak way and snarking about Kelly in full confidence that she, the rapidly aging grandmama OG of the OC, was indispensable! Total job security! Yay!!!

[S01.E05: Interlude]

“Misbehavin’” could not have been better written and performed, and watching the congregants, the band, and Eli react to Baby Billy and Aimee-Leigh wound up setting off real emotions for me. You could feel the devotion in Eli, the sibling bond. It was incredibly powerful for a show that also has the amazing Walton Goggins talking lovingly to his somewhat ignored child about ninja stars and boogers. 

I’m not religious, and/but was taken to a Billy Graham revival as a child, have older relations who were Pentecostal, and visited this side of my family every childhood summer (70s and 80s) in a depressed, no-industry town in the rural south.  I really feel like the time period, the place, has been put into the characterizations in a surprising and subtle way. Freaking amazing.

[Sonja Morgan: Don't Call her White Trash]

https://www.patrickmcmullan.com/events/5d7d07f2a2ea4b1a43000001/

The very lovely Quincey, the Tins and Ramona and her bewbs showed up to support “Sonja’s” fashion show. Hope the models and AliExpress got paid! 

Sonja and some of her “ageless” cohort are looking like actual daylight will never be kind to them again, unless she’s doing Joker cosplay as far as her makeup.

[S14.E07: Dance Like No One Is Watching]

Archie is BEAUTIFUL. Chunky beautiful. More of him to love! I love that he’s the dude in that family.

Someone posted a clip of Emily doing a beginner-style dance routine to Ice Ice, Baby, and she can certainly move to the beat with actual rhythm and charm. So the shy, staggering around like a tipsy Frankenstein’s monster was most unfortunate. Way to show up too late, Shane. 

Kelly did wrong this trip...and yet. And yet! When she invoked the spirits to get her kebab-free water into Costco’s, I laughed. (Emily’s daughter knows Costco is where it’s at). I’m generally taking Kelly to be messy and nutty-erratic but I don’t think she is a truly coldly mean person at her core -— unlike Tamra. I hate her, I hate her sadsack nasty mama, and I wish her the worst, millionth verse same as the first.

Oh and I also hate Gina. And her makeup. The makeup is making me hate her no-character ass even more.

[S14.E04: Breakdown In Beverly Hills]

I hate having stupid real feelings about this show but damn.   Tamra and Vicki want to permanently sexually humiliate Kelly, Jolie and truth be damned, just because.  It just lacks any humanity and NOTHING Kelly has ever done caused it.   I remember one of the hundreds of Gretchen-hating sessions had Vicki casually saying that Slade must be “whoring” Gretchen “out.”   They are just so goddamned low.   

When I was in law school, a bunch of us were in touch as summer associates in a big city, not the typical smaller feeder city for the school.   Some of us depended on this circle and took on apartment shares with people they didn’t know too well.  One was my friend, an amazing, smart, modest woman.  She was in a share  with someone who was a tough roommate, almost to a stereotype - messy, irresponsible, but nothing too crazy.   We all arrived on campus after our jobs ended and lo and behold, bad roommate told every guy we knew that she “saw” my friend engaged in a private sexual act.  She said this lie repeatedly.  It didn’t “work,” because my friend was able to laugh it off and it had a sheen of George Glass Is My Canadian Boyfriend implausibility.   

Theres nothing ok about this and this is not Kelly’s fault.  I wish nothing but harm and pain on Tamra and Vicki.  Shannon is weak and always will be and Fun Shannon isn’t going to last long so she should enjoy not being the mark while she can.

Let us all actually pray that Ryan’s ex gets full custody of Ava.   However troubled, she is the only hope.  Tamra and her Face of Depression mom cannot raise a child.

[S14.E03: All Aboard The Rumor Train]

Team Kelly for life and I don’t even like her. Don’t need to.   

I’m horribly addicted to this horrible show and have probably seen every OC ep, what is wrong with me? So I remember well the porcine Vicki mocking Jeana’s weight on the show and in her blogs. She’s at least as racist as Kelly (what’s that saying about faint praise...) and her face is made of silicone, harvested tendons and NIGHTMARES and of course that piggy piggy pig ep of The Twilight Zone. Any day where Vicki escapes a swift c-punt for her cancer scamming is a bad day. I hope her social media is nothing but pig emojis, rampaging boar stories, recipes for lechon and pork schnitzel, links to plus-size jeans and Spanx, and requests for donations to childhood cancer research. If I write die, pig, die, I’m not writing the, pig, the. May she shuffle off this mortal coil (even more) estranged from her family and “friends” and scumbag “fiancé.” Maybe she’ll go to France to truffle hunt and her kin sense an interloper and she twists an ankle and....you know Steve wants that. Hate her, mean it, no lovey the piggy even more than no scratchy the woody. 

Shannon looks bad in the face now IMO which is too bad because I understand she needs her mumspringa and to feel good. She still looks better than everyone IMO. Emily and Gina are under 40 right? They are insane and have no taste, way to waste physical health and the gift of time. Em is a coward and Gina is a loser and I agree with KFB that Gina wasn’t in a real love match and only lost it after her husband made pretty clear he wasn’t going to support her. She was truly vicious to Shannon for absolutely NO reason. She’s very OC though - the cast has always been garbage people with maybe 3 exceptions. Nothing but undereducated and proud of it total trash bullies and prosperity gospel fart-souls.

Tamra is as sincerely Christian as I am the ghost of Salome whipping my veils from the great beyond. (That’s tragic Emily’s idea of seducing Shane.) I’m not God but I can see into her heart and there’s only broken condoms, a white nationalist manifesto yeah I wrote it, and old tubes of Sun-In there.  

[Ramona Singer: The Turtle Time Walk of Shame]

Good evening!   SNL’s hiatus can feel rough but do not despair!  Welcome to Proof That Ramona Shaves Her Beav and Bounces Arrythmically To Z100 Alone In Her Hamps Backyard!

HunterHunted, Angela proved to us in Vampire in Brooklyn that she’s not vulnerable to time like some of us...

[S11.E19: Reunion Part 2]

3 minutes ago, gritz said:

WINNER.   I didn’t even know I needed to see Paulie Walnuts in this thread.

[Ramona Singer: The Turtle Time Walk of Shame]

14 hours ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

Aaand again with the macrame' project. 

Excuse you!  That’s the Michael Kors COLLECTION Not Diffusion Line Dress she wore in Turks and Caicos when she had her fake meltdown about not “saving” Mario from his affliction of getting blown by other women!   A bug went down the macrame and Moaner freaked, to Carole’s delight.   How dare you not recognize a classic?!?

[S11.E19: Reunion Part 2]

1 hour ago, AnnA said:

Yes it is........but if you don't want people to talk about it, don't bring it up on a reality TV show.

IMO, Tinsley’s never indicated that she didn’t want to have folks talk about it.   Maybe she wouldn’t want people to laugh at her and then scream that she hides parts of herself...

Alls I know is I hope Bethenny gets her panic attack over Cookie that she filmed like a tacky ho sent to her over and over again.  Play nasty bitch games, win nasty bitch prizes.

8 minutes ago, Mondrianyone said:

"Get offa my jock, Giacomo!" 

"Whadda you mean, you uppa there and I'm downa here?"

"I'ma no likea you, I'ma no trusta you, and I thinka you a snake!"

Oh, Anna, I never knew you, and yet I miss you!  🍕 (Pizza 'cause I couldn't find a bowl of pasta in the emojis.)

WHERE’S THE OSSO BUCO EMOJI I ASK YOU?

[Bethenny Frankel: Skinny Girl]

I just don’t get why Bethenny is doing that.   I’ve got a daughter several years younger than Brynn, so I can basically say nope! and that’s that, but that doesn’t seem to be her MO.   Like, is she an admirer of the Zolciak-Biermann stunting on the ‘gram model of parenting?   Because...that’s what she’s voluntarily making her peer group.

[Bethenny Frankel: Skinny Girl]

37 minutes ago, film noire said:

And I am beyond done ignoring the profound hypocrisy of Bethenny Frankel: if you put implants in your body and fillers in your face and botox in your forehead and lie about how easy it is to stay skinny - and THEN lecture me on the beauty myth? - FUCK YOU.

You can either adopt the beauty myth (because it's a brutal world & the hatred women face for not abiding can be daunting, so if that procedure is one less burden? Good for you) OR you can decide to not abide (and good  for you as well). What you can't do (or at least can't do without it being FUCKING NOTICED) is be pumped full of plastic, while also pretending you're condemning all the ways women are required to be fake. And fuck you for even trying that shit.

Thank you.   And not just in a “high five girl” way.

Thank you for letting reality intrude on things Bethenny Frankel, FN.

[S11.E19: Reunion Part 2]

1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

Yes Sonja got a DUI several years ago. I think it was after her first season on Housewives.

It’s one square on the quilt of Why I Hate Sonja.   Please join me in working on it, brothers and sisters!   How do you walk around with a goddamned DUI and then act like someone even commenting on your blackout Your Name is Tej Like Edge Not Tej Like Rage antics is unfair?  Does this stuck-up grifting biiiiiitch think Reputation Defenders can fix her mess and disappear her own messy mugshot?   Her abuse of Tinsley and bobblehead-in-polyester nodding at every attack launched by Dorinda and Bethenny were features, not bugs.  She’s a bad person.

Well, I’ve given up on Dorinda.   Who in the hell does she think she is?   

I don’t think it’s overreaching at all to presume Bethenny got on Twitter to decry wearing false lashes and brag she was too busy Peanut-snuggling to watch herself be a funt to Tinsley as an offensive-defensive maneuver of sorts.   I’m glad Twitter remembered.   Did anyone send her the Cookie video?   She actually would deserve that, to have that dominate all responses and even take over her feed til part 3.  She was an absolute monster.   It’s...not fixable, is it?

[S09.E22: Reunion Part 1]

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She said she wasn't a greedy fucking whore IE..like that tabloids were making her out to be … they labeled her a gold digger the min her and Charlie announced their divorce hell she was labeled a gold digger before they got married and Charlie was broke and she had her own money.... she stated yes she could have taken him for half of what he had (The 2 and a half men money that he got after they were married) but chose NOT to because that's not who she is.... she also stated she would never talk bad about her children's father because that's not who she is and it just ends up hurting her kids and that's not what she wants.... NOTHING Denise has done this season has shown her to be vindictive or have any ill will towards anyone if anything she has shown the opposite she has been level headed and tried to be a peace maker and wasn't shown really gossiping about any of the girls she was mostly lost in their fights anyway  ... if what Camille said had nothing to do with Denise and she was making a point why is what Denise said ABOUT herself not the same? Everything Camille has done since she has been on this show has been bitchy and mean. She has attacked her ex ( he did deserve it but she wasn't a babe in the woods in her marriage herself) Her past behavior on this show can attest to yes she really is a self involved greedy narcissistic asshole ( Ie this house is to small for me im used to compounds bitch you were poor before you married Mr Grammer you lived in small houses before stop acting) and her digs were aimed at Denise to "put her in her place" I own you only rent I didn't set around eating bon bon's I worked ( like Denise didn't work her entire marriage and didn't help Charlie pick himself up) Everything that comes out of Camille's mouth is about her  and how great she is and how below her everyone else is notice she doesn't have any real friends around her its always  her "help" that are hanging and gossiping with her or that she brings to events that's very telling of a person.... 

This!!  Many thanks, Kid!  Denise wasn’t discussing, slamming, even freaking referencing Camille at all: she was describing her own motives and means for exiting her marriage to Sheen.  Camille’s crazy.  And nasty.

I think Denise’s chill means she processes social stuff way differently than I would but hell.  I really like her and I think she’s a good person and parent.   I won’t tire my fingers typing up the Housewives who could take a page from her.   All blessings to Eloise.  It makes my stone heart glad to see a girl with Eloise’s special needs granted the gift of a truly loving, attentive parent - parents, really.   I’m glad Denise’s may have found a co-parent with a sense of decency as big as his member!  Wait, that didn’t come out right...

(small voice) I like Dorito’s Head O’Clips, just not that fake ponytail.  And Kyle, wtf?  Is she aging in Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy years now?

[S11.E18: Reunion Part 1]

On 7/12/2019 at 9:10 AM, Mondrianyone said:

I saved you the trouble.  And you can save yourself by snapping it up here for $34 and change.  The dangling sash doubles as a snatch guard.

Really basic question: is it legal for Sonja to represent AliExpress clothes as items she designs and manufactures as “Sonja Morgan” when it’s a blatant lie?  I know DVF was trying to change elements of copyright law to stop similar frauds years ago as head of the CFDA but that’s alls I know and alls I know is dated.   (Not as dated as Sonja’s dress and facial tape, of course.)

[S11.E18: Reunion Part 1]

Sonja’s already selling her polyester Reunion dress on Tradesy.

https://sonjabysonjamorgan.com/products/the-reunion-jewel-dress

https://www.tradesy.com/i/sonja-by-sonja-morgan-green-teal-the-reunion-jewel-short-cocktail-dress-size-6-s/25532434/

I’m not good enough to find the original link from AliExpress proving how corrupt and nonexistent her fashion brand really is...

[Bethenny Frankel: Skinny Girl]

3 hours ago, weaver said:

Bethenny's real estate investments have not always worked out.  Her old Soho apartment is still up for sale, and price was reduced yet again yesterday July 2nd. She lost money on this apartment what with all her renovations.    I guess cash is not an issue as she was able to buy in Boston while taking a beating on this one.  Thank heavens for Beam.  

https://streeteasy.com/building/22-mercer-street-new_york/2d

Wow.  A price drop of a full million dollars and yet it still seems grotesquely overpriced. 

[S11.E17: Jesus, the Countess and Joseph]

35 minutes ago, Anonysaurus said:

I thought Mario at least was Catholic because of his family's business. 

Everything about the Singers always screamed striving, empty frauds to me.  So I’m not surprised.   Mario cheated like he idolized JFK, and Ramona probably nestled nickel-plated rosaries in her original cleave for a  couple of decades, but I’m sure neither of them nor their child has anything spiritual in them.  

[S11.E17: Jesus, the Countess and Joseph]

I hated the episode, hated Beth’s mania over dildos and paid companion hugs, hated stupid-assed Sonja, Luann, and Ramona, and finally hated Dorinda.  She’s awful.   What a terrible way to end this show.