mysticalflute

STOP. IT. Cheating a little never works with you!

Dad: Her neck looks huge! Me: It's the deadbeat husband. He adds an extra few pounds.

I can't believe w're already at the finale for Nate and Jeremiah! I feel like the show just started. It's the only one besides my 600-lb life I can stomach.

RUN LAURA RUN. This is who he has always been. You just didn't see it before.

Oh no... those nails. Oh... no...

Seriously. I'm so over them.

What happened to that club Chay sang at last time she had an update? Didn't she make any friends there?

I'm terribly late, but Laura looks amazing, wow!

This one was on again tonight and I couldn't help but laugh when Dr. Tolin kept going "SAVE YOURSELF, JUDY!" like some kind of TV preacher trying to get people to repent for their sins. It was the only time I felt like laughing in such a brutal episode. The germaphobia and hoarding must be a nightmare for her head. I truly hope she got serious care.

The thing that made me angry about the Karen episode was Tonya. If you're SO CONCERNED about your nephew, why the hell didn't YOU offer your home to your sister when she needed it? And her saying that she didn't think it was a mental illness? Nope, sorry, you're just a bitch. Poor Karen.

Night everyone!!

Why isn't Sarah ever seen playing with her daughter? It always seems to be Joe.

"I've had to miss a couple of appointments." Oh boy. And we're actually down into the 200s. Amazing.

Does Pauline only have one outfit?

Sarah looks less than thrilled at him getting surgery. What was that face after Dr. Now said he was approved?

God now I'm seeing a dentist commercial please stop it I don't want to see anymore dentists.

"WHAT IS WITH THE DENTIST'S SHIRT?! Why is her hair not pulled back!" - my mom, the sister-in-law of a dentist.

Oh God I can't watch this nope. I have nightmares about going to the dentist.

Yeah, your mom was there for you AND THEN YOU ABANDONED HER YOU ASS.

I feel like Pauline's desperate for surgery not because of pain... but because she wants pain medication.

Rehearsal dinner.

They both seem very immature.

Oh good, Joe's mom managed to make it.

Joe, why can't you go help your mom??

"Dr. Now doesn't understand" THERE IT IS!!!! I WAS WAITING FOR THAT!!!!