Marilee

I seriously love catching up with the show on this forum, y’all got me hee-hawin’ louder than Angela over here! I’m loving the nicknames! Sweet Baby Jesus, how many women is Ricky sending cash to? He needs to just shut the hell up, if he’s dumb enough to send money to random chicks online then why split hairs on how they’re spending it. If he’s so concerned about the misuse of his funds he needs to be worried about Melissa, I’m sure she’s one who’s spending his money on plastic surgery. Other Girl Who’s Name I Cant Spell had a pretty routine nasal surgery. Big flipping deal if her surgeon cleaned up her profile while he was at it. Melissa looks like a blow-up doll, is he stupid enough to think those boobies are real? Somebody paid for those things and I bet it wasn’t Melissa. On another note, if he proposes to #2 with a ring he bought for the woman whose name he accidentally called her, I will fly to the tell-all and personally help her kick his ass when she finds out. Darcey and Jesse are ridiculous, spoiled babies. Why did he feel it necessary to keep mentioning that it was a Loubitan shoe he was “assaulted” with. Imagine how offended he’d have been if it’d been a Payless BOGO special! Jackass. Is it just me or is Angela’s hair getting green? And it’s so endearing to bray at your beloved about whether or not he’s “masterbatin’ to them Instergram wimmin” in the town market square. I thought Jon’s proposal was really sweet.

I’m following up the 90D crazy tonight with The Bad Seed on Lifetime! I’m missing out on the Rice A Roni party but I’ve got a big basket of kisses for you all! Watching the bonus scenes I’ve got to wonder if Paul will make Karine take a pregnancy test when she gets home from her bachelorette party? Paul and Karine’s translator app voice sounds like she’s totally over this bs!

This x a million!!

And now it’s, “Time to say goodbye....” see you all next week, it’s been fun!

Thank you! I was afraid I might be overreacting. Children’s issues get my dander up like nothing else.

Oh and, Jesse, you can STFU too! Tonight, my husband wouldn’t give a crap how the damn steak was cut just as long as he had steak. Due to our kitchen situation all he’s getting for dinner is a bbq chicken sandwich and sweet potato fries.

Dean, STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE! If you want to judge someone’s parenting judge your brother. He left his autistc child to fly halfway around the world to propose to a girl he’s known for 2 weeks. Leave Hazel alone. She is a single mother living in poverty. You tell me what means she has to fight for her child, a child she obviously loves and had no choice but to give up to his father. Unlike your brother. How much of the money he’s spent chasing booty, no offense to Hazel, could be used for his daughter and her education, therapists and so forth. Not to mention the time spent away from her and how he’s probably thrown her whole schedule off by leaving on a whim. For any child, but especially one with Autism, losing Daddy for a week or more has to be severely upsetting for her.

On another note, someone take Karine aside and tell her about Plan B. That girl is so knocked up.

Exactly! And for the love of God, Angie, just say, “I need to excuse myself for a minute, please.”. Instead of pretty much telling the whole bar, “Hey y’all I gotta pee!”.

Did anyone notice that the chair behind Angela in the bar said “trophy”? Oh, irony, thy name is TLC...

Paul, “It’s hard to communicate with Karine’s parents. Now I’m bringing a certified translator.”. Um, so then who was the chick explaining your record?? Face meet palm.

Ricky, “Call me a hopeless romantic.”. No, Rico Suave that’s not what I’d call you. Horny, desperate, stupid etc.. but romantic nope. And Angela please take it down a notch or 10.

I’m not sure if I should post in this thread or not, but I’m currently watching the Before the 90 Days marathon. Please move my post if I’m in the wrong place! Today while we’re painting our kitchen, I’m making my lovely husband watch, or listen to, this Before The 90 Days craziness. I need to catch up so this marathon is the perfect chance. Here’s my take: Angela and Michael: “Jesus, take the wheeeellll.” (Carrie Underwood) Ricky and Melissa: “We’re livin’ la vida loca.” (Ricky Martin) Darcey: “I'll be crying, crying, crying, over you.” (Roy Orbison) Jesse: “Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.” (Prodigy) I swear he’s a low rent Patrick Bateman. It really pisses me off after I see the living conditions of Hazel, Karine etc. that these two are wasting all of this beautiful food. The pizza, the salmon and it looks like they’re going to bitch about a nice looking cut of beef later on tonight’s new episode. Tariq and Hazel: “She ain’t nothing but a Golddigger.” (Kanye West) And, I can’t say that I blame her one bit. Rachel and Jon: “May it be when darkness falls, your heart will be true, you walk a lonely road, oh how far you are from home.” (May It Be, Enya from The Lord Of The Rings. I picked this song because he’s so Hobbit-like and I’m a big dork!) I don’t know, maybe I’m alone in hoping they make it. I hope it works for them. They are perfect for each other in my mind because they are both so charmingly vacant. Plus, that Lucy is the cutest, chubby lil’ punkin’ ever! Paul: “Jealousy's an ugly word, but you don't seem to care, converse behind my back, but now I'm here, I’ll burn it down.” (Avenged Sevenfold) Karine: “Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.” (Biz Markie) On a side note, and this is going to make me sound insane, I cringe every time someone compares Paul and his relationship with his mom to Norman Bates! It’s all because my childhood crush, Freddie Highmore, played Norman Bates on Bates Motel. For several years as a young teenager I was convinced Freddie Highmore and I had a cosmic connection. I might not be wrong. *wink* We’re almost exactly one year apart in age. He’s playing a surgeon on tv, I married a man who’s just finished his training in trauma surgery. (Twilight Zone theme playing...). Anyway, I’m sorry but Paul could not match Freddie and his beauty as Norman, or in any other situation or role, in his wildest dreams. And, his mama ain’t no Vera Farmiga either!

Damn this episode was depressing. It was so strange how abruptly it ended. I can’t wrap my head around how a mother could possibly do to their child what Sean’s mom did to him. I have to wonder if, at any time during the years of making sure to keep him a totally dependent 1000lb infant, she ever thought of what would happen to her baby boy when she died. Sean’s situation is so pitiful I can’t snark on him. I hope for all the best for Dottie. She has such a sweet spirit. I think she’s a very pretty lady, her skin is beautiful. I kept thinking of her first episode where she said she felt overshadowed by her sister growing up because her sister was the “pretty” one and she was the “ugly” one. Is this the first episode where we’ve heard Dr. Now get on someone for smoking? I know Dottie can’t be the only smoker out of all the participants we’ve seen.

I don’t know if it’s the voice teacher in me but the flat affect in these voiceovers kills me. I realize they are probably reading from a prepared script but it’s still their own words. Why can’t TLC spring for a little voice coaching? “I lost 300 lbs I’m so happy..” ?? “I’m so mad cause Dr. Now doesn’t realize how hard I’m trying...” ?? ”My husband/wife and I are finally starting to have a real marriage and it’s amazing...” ??