[S05.E08: Aloha Buddy]

2 hours ago, Ravenna said:

The Hawaiian hunks should be compensated extra for having to endure Twit slobbering all over them. 

Despite getting two separate beds, Donna and Twit still end up in bed together.

Tal upspeak drives me nuts. 

Todd's adding elaborate dancing flourishes into his everyday life cracks me up. 

Walking an 8K in Hawaii would be cause for excitement and not miserable whining, and complaining. Go figure, Ms. Princess has to make everything about her, and how tragic to exert effort. Bed pans, and lymphedema is in her near future.

What poor sofa lost its fabric in order to make Twit's swimsuit?

Tal, the chief barnacle, continues to earn his keep as he gleeful claps for Whitney. Meanwhile, sea life starts to die, and float to the surface after being subjected to her loud squeals, and screeching while the Hawaiian hunks try to haul her big ass onto the surfboard . Where is a shark when you need one?

Glenn did a better job of surfing than many of the others. He's such a good natured chap. 

After Glenn gives a beautiful anniversary speech to his family,  Twit has to shit all over it by announcing she's sick of being bribed cuz she fat, and she's not doing the race:  "I'm not going to ruin this dinner."  Well, you just did that, you loathsome selfish piece of crap. 

Now that would make a great title for her show.  And she should have it as a logo on her tank tops too.  Truth in advertising.

[S05.E07: A Sobering Reality]

2 hours ago, Bugfrey Von said:

God, right?  He signed his card with a heart, I do the same thing for my boss and I don't want to date her.  She is grasping at straws when what she needs to do is go to therapy and get herself right in the head.  That comment about liking her hair is going to fuel Heather for another 3 months, watch.  "Well, he's been ignoring me for months and he doesn't live in Greensboro, but he said my hair looked cute! I think there's a chance."

Oh Whit.  Does she think there's a sister-wife situation that's going to happen with Buddy and Heather?  Because you're a third wheel and you suck.

She needs to be locked in a room with a tv playing He's Just Not That Into You on a continuous loop.  From what I've seen of him (his personality) on the show, I don't get why she thinks he is the love of her life.

And why didn't Twit respond to Todd when they were in the car on the way to the hospital when he asked if someone cut the baby's cord, but she ignored it, which is weird for someone who claims to have help birth Ashley's baby.  Better ask the baby's father that question, Todd.

[S05.E07: A Sobering Reality]

2 hours ago, Pachengala said:

I don't typically watch the ep until the next day and by now it's generally all been covered, so I will just add that while I'm pleased that the pig has been re-homed into a more appropriate environment (one where they hopefully will *finally* neuter him LOL), I actually bought Babs' sadness. I'm coming up on the one-year anniversary of my beloved dog's death though, so I'm triggerable vis a vis pets. 

Also, I know everything is fake and/or recreations, but WTF is up with Glenn suddenly loving Buddy? That's new. 

Adding on to that idea, why does he think being with Twitney and the Barnacles is the best thing and only place for Buddy?  Why not with his own family, who apparently got him into recovery?

[S05.E07: A Sobering Reality]

6 hours ago, Swiss said:

 

I'm surprised TLC hasn't offered Whitney a boatload of money to do a crossover episode on My 600 lb life.  That would be ratings gold for TLC!!

They are waiting for her to hit critical mass.  My guess is that will be sooner than later.

[Whitney Thore: So She Thinks She Can Dance]

2 hours ago, Alapaki said:

Pretty much the entire last season.

The fake pregnancy scare.  The fake lesbian-for-a-day.  The fake oops-I'm-dating-my-cousin.  The fake radio internship.  The fake dance competition.  The fake dance competition re-match that Whitney cancelled.  The fake going-on-tour-with-the-Fitness-Marshall.  It does on and on.

Reminds me of this scene from Seinfeld:

 

[S05.E06: We're Having A Baby]

20 hours ago, Kid said:

I have been saying there is something wrong with that relationship. And I don’t know if he’s a participant or it is  all on her side. I said previously  that this scene really bugged me. The way she kept looking at him I think is what bothered me most. It was coy and flirtatious.  It’s not how you interact with your father.

What bothered me was how she bragged about kicking him in the balls when she was younger when he was teaching her how to swim.  Who in their right mind would get so much pleasure from causing their father pain?  She seemed quite proud of herself.