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Mia showing off her cum guzzling skills like she's in a room full of paying customers reminds us that Potomac is the classiest of the Howives franchise.

Jen is beautiful, kind and naive for a woman her age. She wants to believe Ryan is innocent so she mimics what he says to gaslight her. Deep down she knows he's shady af. Yes, Katie, something as silly as Heather summoning paps will get your juicy past dug up and discussed. The old pics of Tamrat and Shannon showed us how drastically thier faces have changed. Eddie be like 🎶 you've got the eyes of a stranger 🎶

Brownwind spent a lot of money on her "friends". It's telling that she thinks they should now be beholden and loyal to her. It worked on Angie, at least for the weekend. Mary was participating more this season, but she too is already tired of these ladies and thier petty crap. I predict Lisa will leave and take the tub lover with her.

Eddie looks so drained. I hope he heads back up the mountain before Tamrat sucks him cript keeper dry. Don't worry Heather. We all already know you're fake for the camera. I get Emily's weight insecurities...but your dress was a size 12 because that's the size your measurements fit. She usually stuffs herself into a smaller size, making her look bigger and incredibly uncomfortable Loved Matt's(?) response when asked if he has any kids! Katie's got a real keeper there. Gina's man stuck by her through all the crap with her ex. Now that her shit smells rosy she can't deal with the crap from his ex. Ryan is such a tool and Jen is such a fool. I bet she stands by his innocence when the fbi pops him. She may have to learn to live on her 8k(?) Child support after all

I get what Emily was explaining to Jenn. Fending for yourself at a young age can instill a "whatever it takes" mentality around food, shelter, stability, etc. Get to work, sell stuff, quit spending friviously...suck it up buttercup. Ted is the hostess with the leastest. While I enjoyed seeing Tamrat soaked, what a pathetic play for a moment. Shannon orders a light pour of tequila...hoping to beat the breathalyzer? Nope, no problem here

Tre was rely expecting a much bigger reaction to her proof of nothing. It did give lying Jacks the twitches, so that was fun. Luis throws a guy's night like a 13 year old girl. Let's make videos for our crushes! Tehehehe! Gorga throws a guy's night like a 13 year old boy. Let's do shots from a bone like the cavemen did! Booyah MF! Don't stress fuda's lips. It's just filler, botox and cheap veneers giving them that stretched, bloated dead fish look.

Jazz"s pageant shorts covered her new upper butt, but her old lower butt was left to hang out like a lumpy pancake Unless Kobe's parents can provide free housing, food and child care, it isn't cheaper in Cameroon...or anywhere else. Can we get a standing ovation for Manny's acting? Once he realized being a distant dick was no longer working, he switched it up to tears & I don't want to make you sad too. An academy worthy performance that worked like a charm. Rob is all looks, no personality. Bottle girl was down for a round of pound town, even though he was a pouty drag. If only Sophie would realize what a catch he is. Welcome to meemaw's heehaw Mike! Where the soda flows and the hoard grows. Pull up a pile of clothes & make yourself comfy you lucky 'Merican man!

I don't care about this pageant. If Gino wants to coach, he should advise her that her ass implants are riding up her back and there is a clear outline where the packs are. Her next show should be botched. Angie's giant waddle is all I can see. It's like a goatee made of saggy, wrinkled skin. Sorry you're fearful for your family in Israel but I know how to cheer you up. Look at my new bod!! Kobe's bestie can F right off, along with Thighs drink throwing friend. Manuel's maniacal laugh says it all. Yes Assley...his whole plan is to set up a better life in Ecuador for his family. Baby mama is on board and he calls her to vent about how much he loathes you.

Adriano offers up his bony ass and tiny twig & berries swimming in the sea like a greasy merman, hoping a couple of sirens will want to hook up while he's down there Shawn got that face stretched like plastic wrap over bones so he could get young, shy peen. The more I know about him, the less I like him Kyle is a revolting little turd. Ani needs to get the pill, hose down with antiseptic and drink until the shame of sleeping with him dissipates. Coach Luke coming in with the "words you need to say to me" play. It's so fulfilling when someone tells you exactly what you want to hear...because they always mean it.

Yep, all it really takes to heal a marriage (or a jr high romance) is a $5 stuffy from the Austin flea market. Call the embassy! They're gonna be right on top of resolving whose cell phone this is! Alex is doing what single parents do regularly. Loren is stupid not to listen to her doctor. What's done is done, and overdoing it will only prolong the pain and damage that expensive work Goats and gifts are fine, but mama emily is still struggling with the cash. That $1.50 is forever binding.

After asking Vyle to peel himself off her on the couch and trying not to let her skin crawl while she slipped in the (stanky) sheets to cuddle (only), TH Ani from planet production says its so natural and comfortable to be with this dirty little goobwad. Sure Jan! Hip Flaps has no justification for drilling Shawn... beyond camera time. When you blow your wad on sunglasses, your child bride needs someone else to finance her money losing salon and stripper wardrobe.

Thanks for sharing your damp camel toe Thighs🤢 Johnny Boston for the W! Can't ever payoff the debt of joses "love". sorry Sophie, that love bombing version of Knob you got early on is just who he was pretending to be. He'll only pull that persona back out to lock down his next victim Gino's hand never makes him feel bad about himself or expects any reciprocation. If she could pee, she'd be perfect

I think Gino's dark secret is that he's a sub who dreams of making the sequals... 2 girls (and 1 guy) with a cup and sub human centipede Sophie & Rob pretend to be modest while trying on sex shop outfits, then rush home to clap thier asses on only fans to celebrate thier acting prowess. Anyone else want to put a match to that poor Merican flag Mangela wears? It's been laying on dirt all day. Oh ffs, the bride price storyline is a dud! Get on with the fancy vow renewal before baby #3 can walk mom down the aisle.

Jersey has become a 1 trick pony of rehashing the same road apples over and over again. They better give me a fuda/luis throwdown where I get to see fudas spray on beard all over Luis tshirt

Is Nicole auditioning for the role of Rusty in European Vacation Part Duex? Papa Thighs is ridickulous. Say what you want about meat head, but he provides well for his family and has treated daddy pretty respectfully...considering how nasty papa is to him. I got vibes that Papa wasn't that interested in the baby...perhaps because she looks like Patrick I used to go to that flea market a few decades ago for cheap crap and $1 drafts. It looks exactly the same. Brought back memories of sweating streaks through my orangy cover girl foundation. I hope Jazz enhances Gino's golden shower by eating asparagus for dinner.