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Debbie's knee high orange hose socks with her dress remind me of the women in the nursing home I worked at in the 80s....cuz a lady doesn't go commando calf. Lol Nutalie acts like she's 20, and just arrived in the US with nothing. She's got a green card, a TV paycheck, a sweet&low daddy and Mike's been helping her financially. Zero sympathy for the "poor Ukrainian girl".

Tim strolls out of the car in his faux fur coat and I realize he's going for that "manly" glam look that Jason Momoa often wears...only Tim isn't a tall, well muscled masculine dude so he just manages aging Emo Miss Debbie looks like an old floozy in a spaghetti western. I suspect she wears pantaloons under her dress. It's definitely not Spanx, cuz the apron gut is hanging free and low. Do I think Chantel came off like a desperate hoochie mama? Yes, but for so many more reasons than going commando. F*ing Tyrae - It works real good. hehehe So it gets hard and he's never had any complaints from his hand? Botched bangs a lot Ken has no valuable advice for the virgin teddy bear, or any other dude who's not a total douche. His dick is as dirty and used up as his bed. Okay Jamal...let's say Tim is gay...now what? Outing someone is a shitty thing to do last I checked.

A few shows ago (before the 90?) gino humble bragged he had 600k saved...now he can't afford 5k for a lawyer or even a night at a decent hotel for the honeymoon? Sugarbabies and strippers be expensive!! Mackmood is a domineering asshole and his personality won't change based on his location. He still expects you'll dress up like a seal to go to the pool. Sophie thinks not talking to Rob for a couple of months means he's used that time to reflect and work on himself😅 girl, he's been out prowling for sympathy and compliments from college girls on 6th street Kobe's family will surely wonder what he sees in the spoiled, bossy, lazy Emily. He's a nice guy, probably raised by nice people, and I think they'll embrace her and keep any negative opinions on the down low. Liz"s whimsical wedding dress is made for a fairy tale wedding...Beauty and The Troll? Snow white and the evil dwarf? The hunchback of circuses past (lives)?

Kadooz to GnA for pulling off a show. I wasn't sure where I was going to get a polyester cape and coordinating coochie cutter body suit that goes from workout to cocktails with such sophistication. Wendy still butt hurt about the lack of rallying over mama's colonoscopy (pun intended). Oh, candyass, if you have a baby you can't be the baby (great line from overboard) Rob is getting in early with Glo30 (only about 5 open locations) but her and the company are way late to the membership spa game. Big investment + risky return does not equal financial security. Jackie got her dig in on Mia right quick. She knows she's chubbed up. That's why she wore that yellow tent. Potomac has used this we got audio but no film shtick a few times. Audience speculation about a cliffhanger is a TV staple...who shot JR?

I wish I had thier address so I could send gino a giant pair of cotton granny panties! How hilarious would it have been if Jazz freaked out and threw those at Gino?

Suttons collapse is likely a combination of stress, dehydration and low blood sugar. I believe she is severely undereating to retain her rail thin physique Lil Kathy is the best actress of the Richard's sisters. She can cry on queue, then dry up and nonchalantly scroll her phone when the attention shifts, then cry some more when it's her moment. Dorito watching the kyle/mo footage over the years joyfully thinking...next reunion that'll be me and pk with our big separation storyline! Mo just wants to get high and have fun in the sun and snow. He hasn't given a crap about his appearance in years. His "dude" lifestyle no longer meshes with his wife's high maintenance, high drama, we need to be viewed as perfect personality.

Loved Mike calling it straight and refusing to be the backup plan! Last big date, and Chantel ends up in a bandage dress on a soccer field....where producers assured giannis he would get to show off his minor league skills Ruben the Cuban and Debbie's closed mouth kisses were...dry and passionless Well, on to the reunion where everyone can get thier hypocritical say in

It's fine that Clay and anali aren't into pda...but she sat there with her arm across her body like a barrier from him for hours on end and she can't hide the disdain in her dead eyes....or her cringe during that fake kiss Good on Nick for jumping on his green card app and getting a job asap (project manager usually pays well). I still wish Devon would lovingly call him shrimp dick...its just means it's cute. Jazz shrieks, waits, shrieks some more, realizes Gino ain't coming and the conversation is continuing without her, gets her ass back over there Jugor on the screen talking as everyone leaves without so much as an FU in his direction...priceless!

Marky Jordan thinks he came off like a man who supports his woman...instead of the pathetic pussy whipped punk-ass-bitch nepo baby he was actually giving. Growing up in Haiti would be rough! Beyond that Kiki's estranged from parents, worked at BK in HS, struggling single mom is the story of millions of women. What is this no bday party for her kids BS? A few friends over, free games and a $3 homemade cake was out of her reach? 🙄 When someone claims emphatically that they never lie, you can be sure they're a liar.

The dead look in Mike's eyes as Nutalie loooong hugs him says it all...gotta help this psycho earn her single life paycheck so she doesn't dig deeper into my pocket. I'm sure he's happy to meet mama, but she's as delusional as her daughter and Mike's too polite to tell her there is zero chance. Lookout John, this chick wants to lock you down too quick. She hasn't even explained your her bf to her daughter or spent 24 full hours with you, but she likes you okay and wants a marriage commitment ensuring you'll pay the bills. She'll be pregnant soon.

Charrisse gives a few gorilla pounds on the table to remind everyone she's the biggest Silverback. Wait, did Mia not tell BFF Jack's she got SA'd? Jacks says "they" didn't tell me until years later. Who is they? The perpetrators, others that were there? Whose gonna get a beat down next week? Ash says "Stop! Get off of her!", so not her. My money is on cryangles.

PK is so over dorito he stays at a hotel instead of thier house. I wonder if the London side piece joined him. Erika thinks the victims need to understand her? Did she wear the earrings to ensure they really get it? Lil Kathy's thin, blotchy, stretched skin has suffered one face-lift too many Does Sutton like cunalingus? Maybe when she's drunk and the blackout shades are drawn.

Marysols skin is looking haggard. That steady diet of air and cockys never ages well. Larsa thinks she's clever, but she's so predictable with her generic school yard deflection..I know you are, but what am I?🥱 Looking for empathy from Lisa is like looking for palm trees in Antarctica.

Looks like Nikki got a fresh nose job. If only there was a surgery to fix those knobby old man knees... Jazz don't mind, she'd chomp that muff. Gino will just jerk off in the corner and feel good jazz cant say nikkis hung better than him (any more) Sophie and Rob look miserable. He requires constant affirmation and will be out bar hopping on 6th street, telling UT girls he's a model, and making it out like he's a victim of love...if he's not already Forgot all about Devon and dick. I wish she looked healthy and fit...but she looks wispy and frail and it's concerning Assley spending big bucks for ozempic, then beggin off her mama to support the family Manny...no money, no bathroom honey🤢🤮

The qualifications for my job (master project manager) are a masters degree or 20 years equivalent experience. By your friends logic I can start telling people I have a masters degree. It's so much more impressive than that GED I got when I was 30!🤪

Candyasses chest piece on her white bathing suit was 3 inches off her body, waiting for some boobs to fill it. Kern got super sour over ex-nfl dude hitting up on Assley. As if this younger, hot guy is into your old dusty offerings! Steamy heat and heavy makeup are a bad combo. Everybody's face is melting off. I forgot how young Assley is. Her relationship with the groper has always been a twisted exchange built on money, control and sexcapades. No way I believe she'd of gave his nasty ass the time of day if she met him when he was taking her order at Mickey D's.

Larsa channeling the evil queen from snow white...if she worked in a bordello. May as well, with that banged up 4-5 times a day snatch. Marcus showed himself as spoiled nepo-baby asshole with the dishes comment. Another proud moment for his father, no doubt. Adrianna has one heavily autotuned song that she can't even convincingly lip synch to and she's a pop star! Is that still a term? It sounds so Jr. High/Hannah Montana. Nicole looks amazing. Julia's eccentric great grandma duds are doing her zero favors. I don't get Marysol's penchant for dresses that cage in her upper body, but I'll take that over Guerdy's full breast exposure.

Dorito was on the verge of tears after Andy's yawn at her tough two years. Yep, girl, you're an unlikable bore whose time is (hopefully) done on this show. I don't know whose shoulder pads are worse. Vyle's big lumpy football style or those hard-ons protruding up to Erika's ears. 8.5 also appears to be the size of the strappy sandles AM stuffed her size 11 wide feet into.

Bye Josh! Hey Mike, send extra cash for IVF and donor sperm when you send the rent money. Debbie's son spilling her business to Ruben ain't cool. He may think he's protecting her, but he basically said...my mom's a soft hearted old fool who you can easily take financial advantage of. If Ruben was thinking along those lines (don't think he is) the not so slick cop green lit the plan. Tyrae is so damn boring running through his list of recommended date questions. He needs a chick that loves to talk, talk, talk while he smiles and nods.

As if we're going to believe Jugor wrote that lengthly, articulate message to Nikki?! His real text probably said me done. The other unlucky ladies made it to the alter to marry the weirdo, the scammer, the toad, the junkie and the beautiful loser. Cheers to happily never after!

Russell might be the 1st hohusband to speak up to the group of women without getting the...how dare he talk to a woman like that reaction. Glad G beat the big C! Perhaps its the show girl costumes or the fact that we've heard her real voice...but I feel like I'm watching a comedy skit when Adriana takes the stage Nicole continues to show her kindness...even embracing icky dads girlfriend...and she's cemented her spot as my fave If I could choose 1 cast member to eliminate from next season it would be Larsa (never gonna be Jordan) Pippin. Lisa (lemme tell ya bout Lenny) Hochstein is a close 2nd. Larsa wins because she is a festering boil on the ass of humanity, while Lisa is merely an annoying itchy mosquitoe bite.

I knew Sutton staying friends with Kathy while Kyle was on the outs (the root of why kyle has been crappy to sutton this season...IMO) would bite her in the butt when the sisters inevitably made nice again. Carnival had a white party on my last cruise, which says a lot about how unspecial this theme has become. Erika dropped that sticky kitty to the floor with the triumph of an old day shift stripper.

Sorry Anali...you spent 2 years catching this toad, and your mama expects to be Shreks MIL. That fancy venue, but Gino's Groupon was for the yard..no flowers or decor, brides dress dragging on a concrete path for a block, then across the grass for that pretty green hue on the train, followed by a a giant plate of bruscetta/salsa(?) In the undecorated employee break room. Jugor secures the hook in his fish with a bye-bye bang. Nikki is safely on the plane, so he can meet a friend he's attracted to for a nooner. Poor Citra. Not even a room at the motel 6 for some wedding night privacy. I loathe Rob and would delight in Sophie leaving him at the alter. Alas, I think she'll marry him in front of...the people there getting sandy ass cracks waiting to go to mickey d's for the reception.

Kyle's child support from Farrahs well off father probably helped when Mo lost his gig "selling clothes"...aka folding t-shirts at a mall store (nothing wrong with that, but it wasn't supporting a family in cali) I can hear Erika telling Mikey she needs full waterproof makeup for her moment of tears....see ya'll, I do have emotions!

Tim kissed a girl and he liked it, she tasted like refried bean dip...