Dmowskavitto

A young, devout Catholic woman discovers that she was accidentally artificially inseminated.

Father Lantom: How you holding up? Matt: Like a good Catholic boy. Father Lantom: That bad, huh? Matt: He was a good man. And he's gone because I haven't stopped what's happening to this city. Father Lantom: Can't put that on yourself, Matthew. You've done everything you can. A lot you probably shouldn't have. Matt: And here we are.

There are only two people you can pee in front of once you are an adult: your spouse or partner, and your best friend. Of course, when you are with your friend, you are probably peeing together because you are both drunk, and there is only one available stall in the washroom.