HEY FELIPE..... Do you really believe that broad didn't have a phone? HOW IN THE FUCK DID SHE TAKE ALL THOSE PICTURES OF HERSELF?????? Is it just the way you sound or is it your eyesight too? THE THING YOU SEE HER HOLDING IN ALL 100 PICTURES OF HERSELF IN THE MIRROR, IS A PHONE...
"Complacency creates mediocrity"
"The universe is not stranger than we imagine. It is stranger than we can imagine..."
"It's terrible. there are, like, so many accounts with my pictures.. It's draining. I just want to erase all my pictures." Riiiiigggghhhhtttt.. Paris Roxanne - who either loves how people use her pictures or has zero brain cells and keeps adding more pics to the 10,000 she's already posted.. Keep on putting new pics of yourself up!!!! that will stop them!!! MORON..
"She said she doesn't have a phone" translated phonetically from, "She sai she dah ent habe a pone".. Felipe.. A man who's deaf, has a speech impediment, serious post nasal drip or other major sinus disease, or just plain old fashion r******* or really stupid... I'm going with stupid for the obvious reasons-and not just the hairpiece he's sportin'.
Paris, keep the tits.. although you might want to take them down a little bit.. I have this thing about tits: melons are fine, but when they go all the way up to your shoulders, you went a little overboard.. I'd pick a new plastic surgeon for when you start in on the rest of you... It's easy to see your future: see Donatella Versaci..
Felipe, you sound like a nice kid. I do hope you find as much happiness as I have and find a woman who will shit out the 22 kids you want.. I'm thinking you might want to see which Duggar "gu oh ul" (girl) hasn't been assigned a new husband, and maybe see about 'courting' one of them idiots instead. Barefoot and pregnant! Just make sure you keep old Uncle Josh away. Stick with the fat one you knocked boots with and build HER a house and at least clean up anything your kids could get hurt on-you know, like sharp edges of one of the car doors laying around the "yaawd" (yard). Just make sure she doesn't bring that homo, Luis home to babysit all these kids you're going to have....
