I knew Robert was a piece of shit the moment he used “had a seizure” as an excuse for choking the pregnant girlfriend. What’ll his excuse be for this...”I was walking with my penis out, had a seizure, and the kid fell on it”?!
And speaking of the pregnant girlfriend, who the hell considers Robert and thinks to herself, “wonderful relationship material”? Toothless, “has chlamydia”, pedophile, and ”strangler” would be dealbreaker traits on their own for most people considering potential partners, but COMBINED were not enough of a red flag for this woman. Wowzers.