In no particular, unless I mention something especially nauseating.
1. Leonardo DiCrapio - I cheered when he froze in the North Atlantic. He cannot suspend my disbelief. He's just not believable.
2. Julia Roberts and her "Joker" ear-to-ear smile.
3. Richard Dreyfuss - How did the schlub get into movies? Even a shark spit him out.
4. Are Glenn Close and Meryl Streep the same person? I get confused. One of them was Cruella.
5. J-Lo.
6. Kelsey Grammer. Really - 20 years of him? Barf.
7. I didn't like Bruce Willis. Then I saw a movie and he was OK - but he doesn't look like a lead when you look at him, more like an extra.
8. Did anyone mention Tom Cruise several times? Let me pile on. He looks like a High School male cheer leader who might be leaning.
9. I saw Emma Stone one time - it was in The Amazing Spiderman. Her overbite annoyed me so much it was hard to get into the movie. I know it's not her fault - but she has money and should see Dr. Ortho.
10. Jim Carrey, manic.
11. Robin Williams, manic.
12. Jerry Lewis, manic. I like him as a person. I liked his movies when I was ten.
13. Anyone not named Curley or Shemp who played the third Stooge.
14. Patrick Stewart as Ahab.
15. Jean Harlow
16. You're gonna hate this - Marlon Brando and every other method actor who cannot articulate. Elocution is not a sin. Mumbling seems to be in vogue these days.
17. Many male actors today. They seem to have low T. Is it just the script writing? I suspect a bit of each. The ubermales seem to come from UK, or Oz.
18. Many female actresses - no native attractiveness. Maybe a few - but you don't get the whole package in one person.
19. I can't stand Michael Moore in a still photograph. he's creepy and smarmy looking. The dirty uncle with foul breath and leering eyes you tell your kids to avoid.
20. Did Shia Lebeouf play Pinky? Looks like a rat-faced creep. I've only seen him in stills.
21, Oh - the worst - wait for it - I'll get the same reaction I got when I mentioned Brando - - - - - - Johnny Depp - one of the worst, ever. His Jack Sparrow was absolutely grade-school performance. When I say it was OTT, people say, well it was supposed to be OTT. Oh, really? I don't buy it. I've seen better drunks played by Ray Milland, Red Skelton, Frank Fontaine, and Foster Brooks - and the last three were funny!. Depp was amateurish. He was an embarrassment. I slunk down in my seat because I was embarrassed for him he was so bad. They let him make 3 of those? He got his come-uppance in The Lone Ranger.
22. Jack Black - as good as Johnny Depp. In other words, terrible.
23. Mike Farrell as B.J. Hunnicutt in M*A*S*H, Hawkeye Pierce's pal. Cigar store Indian talent. Wooden. Maybe the casting director could have found someone who was still living?
