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"What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?"
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Time to buy some more shit and get that credit rating back up there, Chance.
<MASSIVE EYEROLL>
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1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Now poor Sarah has to wash her face, put on her sweats and hope her vibrator is charged.
Duracell coppertops.
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GEEZ, HE'S NOT INTO IT ALREADY!
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5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:
Remember the good old days when medications weren’t advertised on tv and doctors were getting junkets and other swag to prescribe the drugs to his/her patients?
Interesting. Are those two things related? I assumed the golf courses of Hawaii were still full of docs on the Pfizer dime.
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Derek: "I din' feel like we was in a relationship."
Monique: "He was confused."
He's a lying POS and she's delusional.
But I try not to judge.
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I think the lawyer's ponytail is a clip-on.
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YEOW, it's a potpourri of Lockup Love fuckery!!
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Who picked out that pink and purple empire-waistline dress Monique's wearing in her TH? More of that, please!
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I would have been fine hanging with the current crew for a few more whiles. Oh, well. I just bob along on the tide of LAL.
At least Lindsay's new cowboy is bringing us another ace legal representative. : )
See you next week, Snarkteam Six.
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Just now, kacesq said:
Oh no. Amber and Puppy. Again.
Really?? Amber and Puppy haven't done anything interesting in three years. Sheesh.
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Just now, Gobi said:
Is this the end of Monique and Derek? I guess not, since they're on next season.
Oh, Derek just had a little slip.
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5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:
The best side character since...
Angela's snaggletooth.
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I can see where she's coming from with her paternity test suggestion--but maybe put that shit in a TEXT?
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Cameron is looking for someone to penetrate before Aris even makes it into the airport. It's not his fault, though. She forced him to be unfaithful because she tried to put him in a box! Controlling bitch.
[Cam is working his way to the top of all the people I despise on this show.]
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I looove this pittie who's freaked out that his family is dog crate shopping--and then the crate is to transport a little pal to keep him from being lonely. <3
(I know, I know, it's Amazon the evil empire, but still.)
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Wait. What? Did Monique mow down Derek's sister??
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:
That's Justine's mother's ice cream. She's going without, as she'll have to do even more in the future as she supports her ne'er do well, feckless daughter and her felonious hubby.
I feel extremely pissed off on behalf of the responsible mother figure.
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2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:
Boy, that ice cream crew looks SOOO happy to be together in the car! Boob sling, your Mom has been there for YOU AND your kids. Don't get it twisted!
Boob sling. 🤡
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OH, lol. I assumed Mike was explaining the chess pieces to one of Justine's tots.
But it was Justine.
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1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:
It makes me laugh every time they show monique and Derrick in the car 😆 🤣
He really needs to lean IN toward the dash camera. When he reclines his seat and Monique's jammed up against the steering wheel. . . . well, it's just not a flattering look.
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Man, Cameron is a huge dick. If he's not fucking someone else, his husband record is clean. If Aris doesn't come along to monitor his drinking, he can't be held responsible for what happens.
I would be so far down the road, there wouldn't even be a puff of smoke.
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16 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:
I set my cell phone alarm every Friday night so I don't miss the Live Chat. Tonight my husband saw the phone jingling and wanted to know who LAL was! But, it's okay, my guilty pleasure is still undiscovered. I lied and told him it was my boyfriend.
What did you tell him about the pruno?
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Well, I am here to snark out the end of this season in style--although I still don't know half their names. Directv guide mentions that "Nathan considers taking the plunge with Skylar." Nathan? WTF? There's a Nathan?
I only learned two weeks ago that Crybaby Bathmat was "Ashley".
I guess it's Monique who made the biggest impression. Never had any trouble remembering "Monique".
Gabby and Chris. Mike and Justine (pet pet pet). Monique and Derek. Aris and Cam-sit-on-my-face-eron. There. Those are the only couples where I know both names.
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Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT
in Love After Lockup
Oh, GOOD. Now he's going to call her "Big Mama."
grrrrrrrrrrrr