VanSensei
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They need a Bachelor that hasn't basically lived at a gym for the last 5 years. This way, they won't lose their tits over seeing a shirtless Bachelor doing anything ("behold Bachelor Ben beheading boars bare-breasted" "*crowd explodes*)
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1. OK, women who complain that they're not getting enough attention from the Bachelor need to piss off.
They INTENTIONALLY joined this show (there's no ISIS motherfuckers pointing a sword at their head telling them sign up for this now! Death to America and all that jazz.) and should've known that they were on a show where a guy kisses 25 women and likely fucks about half of them, let's be honest.
2. If you live in the damn US, you should know what all 50 states are shaped like. At least they're not Canadian, where there's 8 provinces, two territories and most of them are massive.
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I loved, loved, loved the weird guy who sang Death Cab. He really moved me, shook me up. The cute black kid who sang "I See Fire" was likeable, but I also really like when anyone sings that song. Other than that , whahhhhetever.
That couple was so beyond obnoxious, and then
1) The husband could not give 3 fucks that his wife didn't make the show and that she was clearly devastated , and would not comfort her, he just threw something on the floor for her to pick up, and
2) The wife was so not happy for the husband and super jealous of him. What a couple of winners.
I thought that the judges would hate the husband's reaction in number 1 so much they wouldn't pick him out of spite, but alas.
I think I missed the Indian girl. I went to get food.
I'm really sad that this is the last season. Where's Dunkleman? Why did I think he was returning?
I wish the judges would sing more together but wtf, that song, really? I loved when they sang "Cupid" by Sam Cooke last year.
Kris Allen looked soooooooooo fine in that tiny clip, holy shit. Took me a long time to recognize Taylor. I thought he was a supervisor of the auditions. How long ago was that season? LOL. I would have liked it if they let the past contestants speak a LOT more.
Yeah, if he gets far, they'll be on an episode of Divorce Court lol
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If you give that kid who sang Cash a good decade more of voice lessons, he'll come out an operatic baritone. He has the voice quality for it. Not what I was expecting.
There's been an overall increase in actual talent... probably because it's the final season, but oh well. More later.
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They've been married two weeks - was this the first time Tres went out to a bar? If so, then she needs to chill out a little. She doesn't need any time with her friends? Now, if he wants to go out weekly without her, then there's a problem-but once?
Was Sam raised in the 1940s? Because she should be able to deal with someone that wants to help out around the house. She should be comfortable with being treated as equal - she's a bank branch manager for goodness sakes.
Ashley participated in this experiment why? If she didn't have six weeks to devote to this,, then she should have declined. She's got no interest in being married.
ETA - Dear Vanessa married life is not happy 24/7.
I agree. I can understand Ashley wanting time to devote to her studies - as a college student who recently switched majors. But you are spot on. If this show becomes the piece of bison testicle last season was, I'll just stop watching.
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New shitshow! *does the hora around a burning effigy of Chris Harrison*
OK, first of all: If any of these girls are concerned that the man they signed up to be with is falling for other women on a show that actively promotes this, y'all ain't shit. Get outside and go be monogamous, damn it.
I have an innate softspot for redheads and on a scale from 1-10 in terms of attractiveness, they're like a 92. Therefore it breaks my heart
Fucking shit - what if the final 2 is between the twins? How much of a crapbag would that be? I'm worried the losing twin would bust a cap in the other one if that happened.
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http://i.imgur.com/MM5Xgnr.png
Here's a follow up from the show: Rachel and CW are divorcing. Glad she realized what was best for her.
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I'd like to see both these guys come out of their experiment stupor and get real. .
I can't wait for David to finally say Ashley is an insufferable mope. and for Neil to admit he's thought of smothering Sam in her sleep.
I hope they haven't been editing out any of the guys' stuff
I don't blame him. I couldn't be around someone like Sam for six weeks. By week 3, I'd claim that I wanted to be a monk for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and use that as an excuse to leave.
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Sam is unkind.
Understatement of the year, mate.
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This is my first time watching this show; it's a "stranger" to me, if you will. Random thoughts:
Tres looks like the Weeknd without hair. Vanessa is adorable.
Weekly Sam check - yep, still a bitch.
David made a great point in saying to Ashley, essentially, that he'll always be a stranger if she keeps considering him one. I like that he has been vocal in trying to get his frustrations across, but at the same time he's been enormously patient. I feel Ashley goes up and down with her feelings for David, but I do hope that she continues to see in David what the person named after a soda and some guy who wears more makeup than I do saw when they matched them.
Also, I love how the "experts" will periodically weigh in and be like "Now folks, let's not forget - these people were 'strangers' mere days ago, so it's completely natural for them to physically recoil in disgust from their spouses. This will fade over time."
Yep. That's how they treated the media abortion that was season 2... and that certainly worked out rather swimmingly.
The only season where this has actually worked and gotten places is the first season. Jason and Cortney are this show's version of Kelly Clarkson or Trista Rehn (the first Bachelorette - married the longest), aka people who in the early vestiges of their reality show, got really lucky while everyone else failed.
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Yeah, I scratched my head at that passive-direct pairing reason as well.
Also, it took a near-death experience for Sam to appreciate Neil being calm? Girl, bye.
I agree. These "experts" don't know shit. Sometimes passive vs. direct works, but fuck me, it's as if he married a bag of cocaine with legs.
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Neil looks like a giraffe. Like, if they wanted to make a movie about a giraffe for no reason, they could hire Neil and just tell him to run around, make giraffe-esque noises and boom, you got a movie.
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I remember Dr. Pepper talking about how Ryan and Jessica would be a good match because they looked "sexy" together. Davina and Sean were matched because they were both bullied. The experts are incompetent.
Matching people because they looked sexy together is how you cast a porno, not decide a marriage. I agree about the experts.
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I sold a $7 of rum to the guys next door for $10 yesterday. Watching Mark makes me want it back. He treats her like property.
Fuck Devar for wearing a white tux, those things belong at high school proms and nothing else. They're atrocious.
Carolina looked gorgeous and I'm glad Fernando's mom is kinda kosher with it.
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Man, I love that Giovanni Ribisi participated in this.
Anyway, these couples really do sound great. I want these couples to succeed.
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That's such bullshit. A parent can't even watch their child get married if they don't believe in or are a member of their faith.
If you don't believe in the same as them, you're not worthy of seeing your own child's wedding?
What kind of bigoted bullshit is that and how is that OK?!
That's disturbing to me.
It's pretty much just Mormons that go to their bishop beforehand and get recommended that can get inside the temple. It's an issue that divides a lot of Mormon converts.
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Kyle and Noon are adorable and so are Josh and Aleksandra. I want these two to last forever.
I will have a fucking aneurysm if I have to see or talk about Mark, so I hold my peace.
Fernando is just weird and their relationship will crumble.
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FUCK Mark with a fucking Amtrak fucking sideways. Damn. Cannot believe how he's basically forcing Nikki into signing the prenup and forcing her into marriage. There's enough bullshit in what he's doing with her to legally invalidate this façade (marriage is legally a contract and contracts require the consent of both parties - what's lacking on Nikki's part).
She needs an annulment, has the backing to get one, and fast. And Mark needs to go to prison.
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Was it my imagination or did Fernando's mom call him Fernando-ito?
"Fernandito", the diminutive form that is used very, very often in Spanish. Children growing up in Spanish households will hear the diminutive form of their name used more than the actual name, hahaha
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What Fernando's mom thinks and says about Carolina is completely real. Hell, it's happened with my family. My family is Dominican and I hear similar things like what his mom said from my own parents about other parts of Latin America (e.g., Colombians, Mexicans, Salvadorans) and even other Dominicans. It's gotten to the point that I've been more than encouraged to date and marry outside Latin America.
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Isn't Jason's job tied to him living within the boundaries of NYC?
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I don't understand why there doesn't seem to be a middle ground between "teetotaler" and "party animal". Shouldn't there be compromise? My husband doesn't eat meat, but he doesn't stop me from eating meat. We're also different religions but that's never really been an issue. If Josh doesn't want to drink or smoke because of his Mormon upbringing, then he can choose not to. And if Aleksandra does want to drink or smoke, then she can do that on her own or with friends.
Yeah, it wouldn't work for two reasons: The environment she's in and where she lives. Rexburg, Idaho is to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints what Crown Heights is to Judaism. Those kinds of things probably just don't exist there and even if they did, her friends would be wont to Mormon guilt and habits.
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In a bonus clip I caught of a reairing of the first episode, Mark told a friend that Nikki lied about her age. Not that Mark isn't gross, but there are a lot of minors on 18+ dating websites.
UUGGGGH shit. If it turns out he's courting a fucking minor, I'll be sick. This guy. This guy. Why is is he on this show? I know its TLC and The Leper's Channel has a new controversy fucking every 45 minutes and absolutely no one that goes on this channel is sane, but this is too much.
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Russia is a massive, massive country of many cultures and like, 14 time zones, so it could be different where she's from.I forget what Aleksandra said, but usually in Russia you go around to different sites and monuments and take pictures on your wedding day. Then you have a big party with a toastmaster who makes everyone play stupid games and lots of alcohol is served. Going around to people's houses is maybe something people would do in a village, but I've never heard of anything like that.
Fix the Show
in Married At First Sight
IMO, either restart with new "experts" for season 4 or cancel it altogether. As it is now, it isn't working, the "experts" ain't shit and there's only been two successes out of it.