VanSensei
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Fitting as I'm eating Panda Express for dinner, but I've opened up a fortune cookie and it tells me: "you will have another commercial break in your future"
EDIT: OH MY GOD. Ok. Didn't see the actual commercial break coming. Next the lotto numbers!
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After a special that lasted six years, they're finally getting married. Good
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So much booze... whatever transport company they're hiring to bring everyone home is getting a good New Year's bonus.
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I hope Lindsey and Mark make it. Rare in a show with a success rate of 30% -- essentially the reality TV equivalent of the really good student applying to all seven Ivies and getting into one or two.
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There's a part of me seriously worried that he killed her. He's that deranged that it's entirely possible
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I've been known to slam a couple of libations and then open my fat fucking mouth — this was a World War 2-style air raid on the open bar.
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This New Orleans accent. Yes. If Henry ever writes a book on his experience with this, i hope his dad records the Audible version.
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I've been on phone calls with customer service with more chemistry than Henry and Christina. No one, and I mean no one gives a Frenchman's fuck that she forgot her earrings. She can make it about herself because this poodle shit rendezvous is going to last until decision day and literally not a day after that.
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Yeah, people being nasty towards other people's weddings is shitty.
It's their wedding! Most people get one! Get over it and be appreciative.
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I noticed, most of all, that there were three proposals. What the fuck? Why would you want to be proposed to on national television where everyone can see?
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The Minneapolis-St. Paul couple. Am a native, so my bias is showing. Three things:
- They could afford maybe twice as much house if she were still working as a nurse.
- The wife is absolutely right.
- It's good they got out of the city.
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DC to Melbourne, FL transplants.
That second house is gorgeous. I've lived in Minnesota for 20 years, but sometimes my Caribbean heritage gets the best of me and I fantasize about escaping our brutal winters... That second house gives me ideas.
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weather is not a reason to shit on weddings
Most people get one, find something to enjoy about it, lol.
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WAIT.
What general manager job pays enough to afford an almost million-dollar house? Are they hiring?
Yes, they are in Oahu, so I'd be paying more yearly than college tuition for essentially, a cardboard box with a toilet and stove, but are they hiring?
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That's not a lot of backyard for $375k. What the hell, Austin.
EDIT: $700k is a LOT of money. Here in my part of MN, that's easily 4br/4ba+ and over 4000 sq ft with all new appliances and Lennar and shit. That must be a really successful bar.
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5 minutes ago, VanSensei said:This is where you throw Minnesota Nice out the door.
You don't fuck with Minnesota girls - this is a state full of hockey goalies, lacrosse players, people who wait for buses in -50F wind chills and hunters. She could ruin his day in five seconds.
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1 minute ago, Kendra143 said:If I were Becca I think i’d be slapping him about right now. Twice maybe three times.
This is where you throw Minnesota Nice out the door.
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On the day that Minnesota is closed and we're all watching, he does THIS to our local girl? Fuck, just when you think MN had won something.
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ANOTHER Jaclyn and Ryan. Really?
Man, those "experts". They're wicked fuckin' smaht.
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They did what? Oh shit. You gotta watch yourself.
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What a way to open the new year!
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Wait, there's another old American exploiting a young Filipina on this show? FUCK!!!
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If Paul one day goes to jail forever for some kind of child sex crime (like abuse or possession of CP), I truly would not be surprised. He creeps me the fuck out.
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Kristina is like, drop dead model gorgeous. She and Dean would have quite the beautiful progeny, that's for sure.
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The Golden Bachelor - General Discussion
in The Golden Bachelor
Paul Russell never has to lift another finger again. This Boo Thang song they're using everywhere could retire him just from royalties alone