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The final runway was so unimpressive and boring that I focused more on Zayden going there dressed like Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe. This season sucked all around.

Christina or Chasity should’ve been eliminated because both of them made costumes. Christina’s was some clown outfit, whereas Chasity made some weird punk, goth ballerina outfit from the late-1980s. I hope Chasity get booted next week because she started sniffing her own ass with her little “My price just went up” monologue, as if she would instantly get clout for making an ugly outfit that Coco Rocha wore (and she was a bottom look anyway). I’m glad that at least we won’t have to see Bones shirtless anymore. Who the hell does he think he is to repeatedly go shirtless in the workroom after Christian checked him? It’s unprofessional and classless to work shirtless outside of his own personal studio.

Anna should win an Emmy for her performance during critique. She went in full force while trying to play up the cute and demure Chinese woman stereotype while explaining her design. That crap looked like something Ms. Frizzle would’ve worn in The Magic School Bus after she had her students make a dress during an arts and crafts activity.

Sabrina got robbed. Her outfit sucked, but Octavio’s outfit was the worst, while Katie has the worst report card. That purple thing in Octavio’s outfit looked like it was made from gift paper he bought from a Dollar Store and it was a parody of a metrosexual gymnast. I was so glad that Elaine called Octavio out for trying to throw Katie under the bus. It’s just a shame that those stupid Burger King crowns and that 1990s Mayim Bialik hat cut off the circulation to his brain and prevented him from realizing that Bones also called him out for throwing Katie under the bus.

Meg went full Gretchen Jones at that point. Like Gretchen, fat ass couldn’t take any constructive criticism without getting pissy about it. If someone has such thin skin, they don’t need to be in the fashion and modeling industries

Meg was justified in being annoyed and/or angry about Kenneth waiting until the models were in there to ask for a switch, but her tirade was humiliating (towards Kenneth) and unprofessional, especially in front of the rest of the designers and all the models. Like Chasity said, Meg could’ve easily said “No, it’s too late.” What really got me was that she tried to play the “I’m Just a Female” card when the model said she better not yell at him. Meg showed how weak she was for bullying Kenneth after Prajj bullied her. Kenneth is old enough that he should be able to stick up for himself. If Darren is in the bottom next week, he needs to be tossed automatically. He basically didn’t do anything except smoke cigarettes last week and Bones had to bail him out.

Josh or whatever the male coach’s name is was creeping me out. I swear every other sentence was either to or about Pon. I’m sure Pon heard “Hey Po~nnn..” more in that brief time than he did his whole life beforehand. Gia was the one that had to leave Angels for health reasons.

Alexis should’ve been eliminated. Her second tattoo was the most busted lady face ever on Ink Master. The hair looked awful, the eyebrows had black eyebrow veins and it kinda looked like that manga character Golgo 13. I don’t know what she was thinking putting her own teammate in the showdown, but that saved her for drama with the other ladies. It sucks that Pony went home, but they eliminated her for presenting two unfinished tattoos. At least Pony had a good attitude and seems like a legitimately nice person.

These idiots are letting Cam play them with the fake humility and pity party. This format is nonsensical bullshit and proves that Ink Master ran its course. I gotta admit, Katie looks kinda sexy now. I’d go for it if she let me.

That brings back fond memories of Best Ink. That show was way better than Ink Master. I also hate how the contestants always have to start whining and complaining in unison about the challenges.

Hopefully that means Paramount will either take the time to come up with an interesting concept for the next season of Ink Master or realize that it ran its course and pull the plug. This finale was and whole season was incredibly boring. At least Cleen got his win, so we’ll no longer have to see him again.

Jimmy called it out on the collusion against Chris. Funny part is that Chris was instrumental in most of the Flash Challenges that Team Christian won and he was right most of the time when he chimes in and they told him to shut up.

Chris got robbed this episode. His teammates bitched him out for not speaking up, but he did and they basically said “Hush, the adults are talking.” It isn’t even the first time that happened, and Chris was right every time! If they do the coach thing for another season (please spare us Paramount), they need to have Christian, DJ, and Steve Teft do a battle for the title of Crappiest Coach. I have to concede Chris’ final tattoo was the worst since what should’ve been the stems looked more like blue pipe cleaners. Christian’s pupils need to stop sniffing their own asses and realize that as fast as Christian threw Chris under the bus, he’d do the same to them just as fast.

What the hell is the point of challenges if the Judges will eliminate people based purely on aesthetics? Team Cleen got shafted two weeks in a row. Tim should’ve been given the boot last week instead of Kyle, because at least Kyle attempted the challenge, whereas Tim’s had no composition (read: flat) and Amanda did an uneven snow globe with Gollum from Lord of the Rings trapped inside, as opposed to a reflection. Too much Kruseman-esque “screw the challenge” stuff going on this season, especially this late. The producers are so madly in love with Cleen that they’re going to give him the win. They’re merely giving Christian the advantage to make Cleen’s inevitable victory that much more “impressive.”

The first challenge was stupid. The challenge was to match the Coaches' designs, but the judging was more about "Do I like that tattoo more than Christian's/Cleen's tattoo?" This was probably the dumbest challenge ever in Ink Master history, especially since finesse doesn't mean what the producers apparently thought it did.