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Yeah, more amnesia from the writer's. Willow was shocked, SHOCKED that Michael could be so devious. He married you to keep Nell from getting custody of Wiley. He bribed a DA from Pennsylvania to get charges filed against Nina. He planted a mole in his father's organization to get dirt on his own father to have him thrown in jail. He learned Nina was the informant for the insider trading charges against his mom/ Drew and used that info to manipulate Nina. I mean, Nina was waaay out of bounds hiring Martin without taking to Willow, but she's not wrong about the need for Willow to prepare for Michael to go scorched earth in a divorce/ custody battle.

Didn't Chase and BLQ get stuck in that same sauna? Recycling chem-less couple scripts ( lazy writers)

Oy Nina, still her own worst enemy. Hiring Martin without Willow's okay, and keeping the Drew-sex a secret. The thing is, she should get in front of it by saying she had hoped keeping Drew 'occupied' would keep him away from Willow. ( Nina said as much to Maxie) .

Time for my biggest GH SORAS pet peeve: Molly should be younger than Cam. Cam was a baby when Alexis and Ric got together. ( And Molly was born in the train wreck of Liz/ Lucky's wedding. ( The actual train wreck, not the train wreck that was Liz and GV-Lucky's marriage)

Now they're tied ( Oscar/Dex) and (Rory/Spencer) Wow... That was a Friday. And yeah, Carly sensed someone was taking her 'things' so she shows up to keep Willow from taking the kids to Ninas. ( God help us all if we're in for Granny Wars Two)

How does Ava have money issues? Didn't she sell Windermere to a developer? Is this some Spinelli -esque hacker type situation?

So, the only thing that can make me NOT like NuNuLuLu is to have her smugly and entitle-y demand the whereabouts of her daughter. Carly can ruin anything. And I'm wondering if the walk down memory lane with Maxie and Lucky's affair was just a little history or will lead to Maxie interacting with Liz/Lucky.

Like father, like daughter. Kristina tells Molly she was never the baby's mother because she doesn't grieve like Kristina, and doesn't take Kristina's side, as if people aren't allowed to grieve in their own way. And Sonny, the minute Ava mentions spending time with Avery ( now that she's no longer a murder suspect) Sonny tries to block access. If you're not Team Corinthos, you clearly can't be trusted with a kid. Now I want Ric to defend Ava in the custody case, and argue that accusing Ava in Irene's death was a Sonny/ Kristina plot to keep Ava from Avery. Let Kristina be the reason Sonny loses custody of Avery... That's what triggers her crazy.

Co-sign, why is she always in mom jeans?

Whoa.... TJ and Molly are on the fast track to splitsville. She moved out!?! Like, as a practical matter, how did she get all the boxes so quickly!?

Chiming in on the excellent Ric/Alexis scenes, except I hate that she brought up the panic room, and Ric didn't bring up her past misdeeds. ( Except losing her license) I mean, they are in the middle of a trial involving pushing someone out a hotel window and Alexis actually pushed someone ( Luis Alcazar) off a hotel balcony. Ric snidely suggesting That her past experience shoving someone from a great height could make her an expert witness, would have been a nice little zinger.

Shallow note: not liking Liz's new hair color, it's a bit overpowering, she needs a few more shampooings so it's not as intense. But glad she and Lucky are focusing on who killed Sam/ where is Lulu rather than Lucky's bottomless man pain.

And thus, the cycle that began with Jason claiming to be Michael's father to help Carly out of trouble begins anew.

I'm glad Jason/ Dante are being adults, but can't they move in to the refurbished brownstone or something? We've got half the cast living at the Qs. Also, if Drew is going to be in DC, someone has to have actual custody for Scout, don't they? Who's getting her to/ from school? Signing her permission slips etc? ( Not a parent, not a lawyer, but if she's living away from her father for half the year, doesn't someone have to be responsible for her) I appreciated Curtis fact checking Michael that he's clearly out to screw Drew over so Curtis isn't immediately throwing in with Michaels plan. Michael is so used to everyone around him agreeing with him, and telling him he's right. I'm glad Curtis put a temporary stop to his scheming.

I can't get past the plot point writing that has Trina, a junior who gave up a semester at the Sorbonne, in the same Art History class as a jock who only took it as an easy A.