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Carol: You are nothing but a sewer rat, you dumb donkey. Just catting around like the cock of the walk. Well, guess what, you skunk -- you just sprayed the wrong dog. 

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Carol: You know, when I was 11, we had a neighborhood skunk, and he would spray me, and I would spray him right back with my garden mister. Well, the sprayings lessened over time until one day we were both sitting on the curb, looked into each others eyes, and basically said, "Hey, we're not so different, you and I." Ultimately we were, though. He had rabies and I had to get a shot in my stomach for 60 months. But for a brief time we were inseparable.

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