MarkHB March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Quotable! "You better put the food in the tree before the bears get it!" "After doing the nasty I need to have some beans." 1 Link to comment
Portia March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Quotable! "You better put the food in the tree before the bears get it!" Haha, my husband has already promised to say that in bed really soon. 2 Link to comment
Portia May 17, 2015 Share May 17, 2015 This has become a common farewell expression at my house: "See ya! WOULD want to be ya . . . 'cause you're great!" 1 Link to comment
MarkHB April 4, 2017 Author Share April 4, 2017 Carol: My family were very serious walkers; major pedophiles. 1 Link to comment
GRChereck April 4, 2017 Share April 4, 2017 (edited) Carol: You are nothing but a sewer rat, you dumb donkey. Just catting around like the cock of the walk. Well, guess what, you skunk -- you just sprayed the wrong dog. *** Carol: You know, when I was 11, we had a neighborhood skunk, and he would spray me, and I would spray him right back with my garden mister. Well, the sprayings lessened over time until one day we were both sitting on the curb, looked into each others eyes, and basically said, "Hey, we're not so different, you and I." Ultimately we were, though. He had rabies and I had to get a shot in my stomach for 60 months. But for a brief time we were inseparable. :D Edited April 4, 2017 by GRChereck 1 Link to comment
sarahthenerd April 4, 2017 Share April 4, 2017 My all-time favourite is Tandy's line at the end of Valhalla: [bad Australian accent, gesturing to Phil's grave] "That's not a nife" [gesturing to Erica in complete seriousness] "This...this...is a NIFE." 1 Link to comment
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