America: The Motion Picture (2021)

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Benedict Arnold betrays the colonists and kills Abraham Lincoln, leaving him to die in the arms of his best friend, George Washington, who promises to fulfill Abe's dream of defeating the British and creating a nation called America. Benedict Arnold is also a werewolf.

This is quite possibly the dumbest movie that I've ever seen, which isn't to say that it isn't entertaining in its blunt instrument parody and satire of American understanding of our own history through the lens of blockbuster films.

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America became a sovereign nation thanks to Kinko's.

George Washington chopped down the cherry tree with a gas powered chain saw.

I liked the fact that as soon as America was free, all the different factions started fighting with each other.