ElectricBoogaloo January 19, 2020 Author Share January 19, 2020 Beatrice: I just got fired by a guy who makes key lime pie with lemons. Beatrice's mother: I thought being a waitress at a restaurant was the bottom but now you are a waitress on the sidewalk. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 20, 2020 Author Share January 20, 2020 Man: So are you having a good cruise, or what? Ai: No. It's sad. Everyone here is sad. Man: Well, yeah. But that's everywhere, isn't it? I mean, at least here they give you all you can eat shrimp. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 20, 2020 Author Share January 20, 2020 Faraz: You know what would really pull this restaurant up to the major big leagues? Waitress: Smaller eggs? Faraz's business card: Faraz Shahidi Bee-Keeper, Quail Egg Merchant, Pistachio Farmer, Roller-skating Instructor Faraz: You know, I can write up a business plan so the band can become profitable. You know who's a massive artist and a massive businessman? Behrad, Jason, and Troy: Bono. Faraz: Yes! He owns, like, lots of castles. And he invested in Yelp. And he makes great music. You're the Bono. You're the Edge. And you're, uh, one of the other members of U2. Ronnie: Great time to invest right here in Yonkers. It's exactly like New York, but less loud and much cheaper. The city that sleeps. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo January 20, 2020 Author Share January 20, 2020 Dear Rafiq, You'll never believe what I can see behind these hazel eyes. I'm living the American dream, baby. Since you've been gone, it's all happened so fast. I've been here for a few months waiting for a moment like this, and it's very different than I expected - in a good way, I think. You'll be next. I know it. Don't give up. And keep checking your status. Love, Miss Independent, AKA Zain Link to comment
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