Jump to content

Type keyword(s) to search

Jax Family Movie Night: New Missionary Titles for American Movies

  • Reply
  • Start Topic

Recommended Posts

Jax: Like Pinocchio, or as my father/homeroom teacher called it, Lying Child Gets What He Deserves.

Wayne: He's seen every movie Tom Hanks made.
Jax: He's so good in Don't Get AIDS.

Arthur: That's Eye of the Tiger.
Jax: From the Sylvester Stallone movie.
Arthur: Yeah, I don't need to know what weird title your family gave Rocky.
Jax: It's Rocky. What else would it be?

Jax: I said, "Let's surprise him with a mash-up like in the TV show about glee clubs called Being Gay Makes High School Hard."

Ginny: If you don't want company, well, you picked the wrong group to make friends with.
Jax: Yes, we are loving yet pushy, like Mary Poppins in the classic Disney film Unmarried Women Cause Trouble.

  • Love 1
Link to comment

Jax: It's the story of underdogs triumphing like Emilio Estevez's hockey team in the movie my missionary parents called Ducks are Mighty But Not as Mighty as God.

Jax: It makes my heart glad to see you are back to being roommates. Like Bert and Ernie in that kid's show It's Okay If You're Gay If You Don't Acknowledge It. 
Ginny: Were Bert and Ernie gay?
Arthur: Totally.

Link to comment

Jax: That was quite a showdown, like Helen Hunt versus the tornado in that film Don't Make God Angry or He'll Throw a Cow at You.

Jax: The vittles are ready! Vittles is a Southern word for food. 
Arthur: Yeah, I've seen The Beverly Hillbillies. 
Jax: Or as my missionary parents called it, You Think They're Rich, You Should See The Mansions In Heaven.

Link to comment

Jax: I used to sneak away and watch movies. You should've seen the look on dad's face when he caught me watching If Rosemary had Baptized her Baby, None of This Would've Happened. 
Anjali: I used to love watching movies. I watched them all the time back in India.
Jax: What was your favorite?
Anjali: Anything with Priyanka Chopra.
Jax: I love her.
Anjali: Her Bollywood stuff. Not the lifeguard movie called Running Around in Red Swimsuits Is a Sin.

  • Love 1
Link to comment

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...