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Whale: Caramel. Hints of black currant. It's tart but has an earthy finish. I'm going with Ethiopian.
Dill: Ha, Kenyan.

Dex: Hesitation. It's when your body says yes before your mouth can say no.

Grey: Did you do all this? Alone?
Ansel: I also cleaned the mirrors in the bathroom and ate a pickle sandwich.

Tookie: No offense, but you were the worst short-order cut in Stumptown. Who puts mustard on a taco?

Dex: How's the taco trade? 
Tookie: Complicated. 
Dex: Oh, yeah?
Tookie: Back when you worked for me, a taco was a taco. Now all the competition, social media - it's like every taquito needs to win a Michelin star.

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